Madonna & Guy Are Not Divorcing, Bitches!

Mr. & Mrs. Madonna are not breaking up!
Madonna and Guy Ritchie
With reports that the Material middle-ager and Guy Ritchie -- her husband of over seven years -- were on the outs, Madge's longtime rep Liz Rosenberg issued a statement saying, "I am delighted to confirm that Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie remain happily married."

Rumors of their divorce began to swirl after Guy failed to show up alongside Madonna at her Malawi benefit last month and her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last week. The nerve! According to Rosenberg, Madonna was in NYC doing promotion for her upcoming album, while Guy was in England finishing a Nike commercial and his new flop film.

Guy may be busy, but when your pop icon wife gets inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- you take a vacation day!

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31. A weekend is even better. Your welcome Robert, take care. Glad to be of help.

Posted at 8:15PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Kelli

32. A weekend is even better. Hope I helped, take care.

Posted at 8:14PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Kelli

33. Since they inducted Madonna in the "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame", I've decided to look up the word "ROCK" in the dictionary. To my amazement, the last little known definition was "Madonna's crappy vocals with computer generated music and silly lyrics made popular only because of MTV videos in the 80's". I had no idea. Now it all makes sense....

Posted at 8:42PM on Mar 17th 2008 by what a joke

34. I agree with #2, they always say everythings going fine, next week or month, boom, divorcing!!

Posted at 8:52PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Lenn K.

35. Leonard Cohen,Miles Davis,The O'Jays,The Clash,Brenda Lee,Isaac Hayes,Chet Atkins,Billie Holiday,Aretha Franklin - hmmm since when were these "hall of Fame" inductees rock and roll performers? I think Nat King Cole is my favorite rock and roller!!!! Hahahaha - i dont think people are inducted because they perform rock and roll so stop whning about Madonna being inducted into the ROCK AND ROLL hall of fame! Give it a flaming rest!

Posted at 8:59PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Village Idiot

36. IT,S SOOOOOOOOOOO OVER.........

Posted at 9:41PM on Mar 17th 2008 by tracker

37. Who would want to be with Madonna to begin with????

Posted at 9:59PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Madonna sucks

38. WHO IS THIS MADONNA AND WHO IS THIS GUY RITCHIE? MMM, NOTHING FASCINATING ABOUT EITHER ONE OF THEM.... IN OTHER WORDS.... BORING....

Posted at 11:13PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Karie

39. ..well I for one think Madonna is amazing and I really pray that her familia remains intact!!!!!!!!...that would be a shame and great pain for many if it doesn't work out.

Posted at 10:48PM on Mar 17th 2008 by jr

40. MADONNA IS AWESOME...YOU GOT THAT RIGHT JR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 11:15PM on Mar 17th 2008 by LILLIE

41. HEY JR....I HAVE EVERY CD SHE PUT OUT AND PLUS SHE IS A ROLE MODEL AND HAS A GREAT GUY. DAMN I AM JEALOUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 11:21PM on Mar 17th 2008 by LILLIE

42. LILLIE....ONE OF THE BEST PERFORMANCES WAS WHEN THIS PAST SUMMER...THE PRICESS DIANNA SPECIAL HER BOYZ DID....WHEN SHE DID HER WHOLE SET ...WOW!!...ESPECIALLY WITH THE GUITAR AND RAY OF LIGHT...WELL, I KNOW THERE WERE 2 TV SPECIALS FOR HER BACK TO BACK..EITHER WAY...SHE WAS INCREDIBLE...MAY U-TUBE IT LATER!!

Posted at 11:29PM on Mar 17th 2008 by jr

43. SEND IT TO ME I MISSED IT. LOVE THE STERNOIDS TONIGHT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 11:35PM on Mar 17th 2008 by LILLIE

44. Who really cares? My guess is that Madge is a bitch on wheels....w h a t e v e r....

Posted at 12:11AM on Mar 18th 2008 by Stacy

45. Damn, it looks like she used him up!!! Just like when she kissed Britney. I yelled at the television don't let her kiss you, Britney. She is trying to suck the youth out of you!!! Beware of Madonna.

Posted at 12:13AM on Mar 18th 2008 by Oh*No!!!

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