Paris Steals Mom's Birthday Spotlight

1. Kathy, you are nobodies little girl anymore.........................you really need to cut that hair!

Posted at 12:51PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Dallas

2. the original dumb and dumber.

Posted at 12:52PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Sunny

3. I thought she was like 19 when she whelped that B$@ch? Is she really that old?

Posted at 12:59PM on Mar 17th 2008 by MJN

4. I remember Faye Resnick was dating David Wain, then he came out of the closet which kinda wrecked it for her.

Posted at 1:02PM on Mar 17th 2008 by junipertree

5. The apple and the tree. How nice.

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Unhinged

6. Perfect gift for Kathy Hilton : 1 dozen red roses, a haircut from Jose' Ebert, a really realaxing Spa Day at the Golden Door, Dinner at Spago with the family. The next day, she should take some concentrated Parenting Classes. Better late than never !

Posted at 3:12PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Christine

7. "She even took off with a presant of her own" A Leash to put her Beaver on.

Posted at 1:43PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Mik

8. D List

Posted at 1:43PM on Mar 17th 2008 by PinkYo

9. If my children were as big of a disgrace as hers I wouldn't show my face in public EVER! She should have to go to bad parent jail! Too bad there isn't one. If there were it would be over-crowded with bad parents in Hollywood alone.

Get a job Paris. Its really not funny anymore.

Posted at 3:19PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Disgusted with these girls

10. so typical of the swan

Posted at 1:52PM on Mar 17th 2008 by socalval420

11. Paris is an interesting specimen. I don't know why she continues to be famous and has shows of her own! I read on Celebrity prayer list that she's getting show where she looks for her new BFF!! How long will it be before that chick gets canned?

Posted at 3:16PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Christin

12. The photo-op tour Paris has taken with Benji over the past few weeks – publicizing non-stop birthday parties, high-profile clubbing all night in Vegas and other places – is hardly the private relationship she talks about in the press for interviews she has her publicists arrange. Everyone knows that Hilton’s stock was plummeting before Benji. More press for him means more press for her, and an entrée into the exciting world of rock music that has snubbed her for years.

So, will this relationship and world-wind tour finally get her that longed-for singing spot on stage she’s always hungered for? We have little doubt that she cares for Benji, and even less doubt that she cares far more for herself.

By the way, did you know that a picture of Nicole Ritchie actually sells for more than a pic of Paris? Hmmm…

Posted at 3:33PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Will

13. Where's 800 lb Gorilla???????????????????

Posted at 6:05PM on Mar 17th 2008 by !

14. I'am not tuning into any more sites that post anything to do with paris,she is a no talent loser skank and i'm so tired of seeing her trash,this is last chance for tmz.NO MORE SKANKY PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!OR ANY HILTONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:36PM on Mar 17th 2008 by see yah!!!

15. TMZ, bad enough you keep shoving z list paris on us, now we have to look at the even more useless mother?

Posted at 6:00PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Give us a frigging break