The Sedaris stories tend to be dark, creepy stories, which is why I wouldn't want either of them writing my personal story. It's almost as if I would rather not have a personal story at all than have it be a Sedaris story. No offense but I don't need to win any strip poker games and have four naked guys sit on my lap. And as to earthworm stories, way too dark when done Sedaris style.
Am I the only one around here who thinks that writing "First!" is just about the lamest thing anyone can do? I mean how pathetic can a person be to call that an accomplishment?
"Hi, it's Amy Sedaris. I'm looking for a gay retarded kid, preferably one who is legally blind or at least nearsighted, that I can stalk and gay bash today. Because I'm bored. I'm hoping for one maybe with a limp so he can't run so fast when I stalk him. Also he should have bad hair so I can make fun of him. After I stalk him I'll make a sex video of him and sell it to Xtube. Oh yeah and he should have a computer so my friend Lane Steinberg can stalk him online, too, because that's more fun."
Cheryl Burke is annoying. For some reason the POB @ DWTS keeps giving her good partners (except for last season) and that may be the reason she won 2x's. Most of the other girls get older men or boxers with 2 left feet. And this season she looks gaga over her partner. She needs to get voted off.
11. She is annoying. It is said she is dating a young millionaire on a site called meetingwealthy. Her sexy photos and profile are found there.
Posted at 4:08AM on Mar 19th 2008 by frankin
Is it really necessary to spam this comment board? That is as bad as the idiots with their "FIRST"
She has a weird-shaped butt. Don't get me wrong. She's smokin' hot but her rear looks long on TV. It sort of follows her back. Watch her dance and you'll see. I love her and her butt. Just wish it was more shapely.
She has a weird-shaped butt. Don't get me wrong. She's smokin' hot but her rear looks long on TV. It sort of follows her back. Watch her dance and you'll see. I love her and her butt. Just wish it was more shapely.
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