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Heather Mills Makes a Splash in Court

After winning a divorce settlement of $48.6 million from Paul McCartney in court yesterday, Heather Mills celebrated like any normal limbless, dancing diva would - by reportedly dumping a glass of water on opposing attorney Fiona Shackleton's head!
Paul McCartney's Wet Attorney
Shackleton walked out of court looking dramatically wetter then when she walked in. Mills told reporters that the lawyer had been "baptized in court."

The wet look is kind of flattering. We're just sayin'.



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16. Fiona looks miles better in the new 'do; I hope she bills Mills for the mid-court appearance style change!

If this chick tried that in New York the bailiffs would pile on top of her in a flash. And opposing counsel would sue, just on general principle. I can't stress enough how bizarre such behavior would be in a British court. Their proceedings and protocol are very, very stringent and formal by American standards. She really is unstable.

Posted at 12:57PM on Mar 18th 2008 by weezy

17. Way to look stable, Heather.

Posted at 12:58PM on Mar 18th 2008 by sam

18. what a greedy cow. i hope the lawyer will be pressing charges? stupid bitch has enough to retire over 100 times and its still not enough? karmas a bitch and there is no amount of charity work that any person can do to cover a meanstreak. she should get nothing.

Posted at 12:59PM on Mar 18th 2008 by michelish

19. Show's that money cannot buy class!! I think she should be fined 48 million for her conduct!!!!

Posted at 1:00PM on Mar 18th 2008 by D

20. I LOVE Heather Mills!!!

Especially her charity work!!!

Posted at 1:02PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Paris Hilton

21. what's sad is Paul's marriage to Linda seemed to the perfect. It's a shame he lost her and peg leg took advantage of his loss!!
sue her!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:02PM on Mar 18th 2008 by poobear

22. Paul's laywer should sue her for $50 million dollars for abuse - ha - that would teach the golddigging skank.
$50 mill is a drop in the bucket to Sir Paul - good for him!

Posted at 1:06PM on Mar 18th 2008 by who cares

23. how in the world did he ever marry that biatch without a pre-nup,doesnt say much about his judgement.were those bjs reall worth it sir paul.

Posted at 1:41PM on Mar 18th 2008 by rock hard

24. She actually looks about 20 years younger after having the water dumped on her......

Posted at 1:14PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Ash

25. It's actually an improvement.

Posted at 1:23PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Mo

26. Why wasn't the greed twit arrested for attacking a member of the court?

Posted at 1:25PM on Mar 18th 2008 by media ho

27. Heather Mills is a CON ARTIST. She never loved Paul, she saw a vulnerable man that had just lost the love of his life, Linda, and she saw the opportunity to get rich. Of course she's pleased with her settlement, otherwise, she'd have to get a real job like the rest of us. She got pregnant as fast she could. What a lying, ugly, one-legged golddigger. I feel sorry for the child that will live with her. The girl will know that she was conceived so her skank-mama could swindle her daddy out of millions. We may not be fortunate enough to see Heather paid back for being a fraud, but she WILL get paid back at some point in her life. You know what they say...payback is HELL!!

Does anyone know where we can send an email to Paul McCartney to congratulate him for being rid of the SKANK?

Someone posted a link above to the judgement above. Thanks, can't wait to read it.

Posted at 1:27PM on Mar 18th 2008 by me

28. NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!


Heather Mills was a WHORE in her younger days

so

that is the only way she knows how to behave

like a common street prostitute whose client is short on money.


How come

people tend to ignore her past

as a PROSTITUTE?

I don't get it.

Posted at 1:31PM on Mar 18th 2008 by pimp

29. If anything Heather did her a favor, she looks 10x younger with the wet look...she should stick to it!

Posted at 3:08PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Jennifer

30. I WOULKD HAVE KNOCKED THAT ONE LEGGED GIMP OUT!!!!! WHO THE HELL IS SHE BUT SOME GOLDIGGING PROSTITUTE......BITCH 48 MIL WAS TOO MUCH TO PAY FOR THIS CHEAP ASS WHORE. STAY IN ENGLAND HOP-A-LONG, WE DONT NEEDD BITCHES LIKE YOU IN THE US

Posted at 1:34PM on Mar 18th 2008 by HOPPITY HOP

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