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Heather Mills Makes a Splash in Court

After winning a divorce settlement of $48.6 million from Paul McCartney in court yesterday, Heather Mills celebrated like any normal limbless, dancing diva would - by reportedly dumping a glass of water on opposing attorney Fiona Shackleton's head!
Paul McCartney's Wet Attorney
Shackleton walked out of court looking dramatically wetter then when she walked in. Mills told reporters that the lawyer had been "baptized in court."

The wet look is kind of flattering. We're just sayin'.



Tags: heather mills, HeatherMills, paul mccartney

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31. Shackleton looks just like Drew Barrymore!

Posted at 1:38PM on Mar 18th 2008 by informed nica

32. Oh much better. How can I get a hold of Mills so that she can do my hair? At 98 years old I've decided I'm ready for a whole new look.

Posted at 1:40PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Annamae Washington

33. When Paul was on Howard Stern's show, Howard warned him to get a pre-nup, but Paul said that 'wasn't romantic'. So much for romance. Sigh.....guess he learned a lesson for next time, huh? But good riddance....I'm sure it was worth every penny to get rid of that delusional psycho. When I heard her say she looked over Paul's song and made some changes, I knew she was a nut case.

Posted at 1:41PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Rita

34. LMAO! To funny! I'm sorry, that was so Heather-like to pour a glass of water on a lawyer who saw through her and by doing so, also proved that she is, and always has been unstable. Hope Fiona turns around and sues her for her 48 million she just "won" in court. Wouldn't that be ironic? LMAO! I wouldn't blame her if she did! It wouldn't really effect their child if Heather lost everything she didn't work for. Paul would never neglect her. (Bea I mean.) Very immature...what else can one expect from a loser like her? We can only wait and see....

BTW: JIZY, your as immature as Heather Mills for say such a stupid thing, "two down, two to go". They may be celebrities, but they are first and for most people who still deserve respect.

Posted at 1:43PM on Mar 18th 2008 by LADY ICE

35. Fiona looks much better with a Heather than a Camilla.

Posted at 2:12PM on Mar 18th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

36. How childish... no wonder he divorced her. How funny that she intended to make his lawyer look bad, and instead gave her a good makeover. He should date his lawyer, she's pretty and more age appropriate.

Posted at 1:44PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Mic

37. She is a low class twit. If she was so happy with the outcome as she told the press, why pour water over Fiona's head? She is a whackjob who needs a psych eavaluation. Perhaps down the road Paul can sue for sole custody as I am sure her behavior will only get increasingly worse. Money cannot buy class.

Posted at 1:57PM on Mar 18th 2008 by BeBe56

38. Heather is such a classless, childish, immature, greedy, gold-digging witch! She received a huge amount considering the short period of time she was married to Paul. Also, her comment about how Beatrice receives $70,000 per month and because of that she will travel B class when Paul travels A class is such joke. That is A LOT of money for a little girl to receive each month!

Paul made a huge mistake by not getting a pre-nup! And, Fiona looks smokin' with the new due!

Posted at 1:48PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Heather is a slut!

39. $50million + $70K a year -- I hope that can hold Beatrice over for 20 years, give or take, until she inherits $100+million. Unless of course Paul disowns her for having such a skank for a MUM. She will be in my prayers always, cuz lord knows my father never made more that $70K a year and my parents had 4 kids. We weren't even on skid row, we had food....but actually, we were in B class when we went to Disneyworld. What a ridiculous whore. Die Mills!

Posted at 1:55PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Dupes

40. Well you know what they say - pscho bitches are good in bed - I can't imagine any other reason he would have married her.
She is crazier than a sack full of squirrels.

Posted at 2:00PM on Mar 18th 2008 by kashmir

41. Now the truth comes out. So, HM dumps water on Paul's attorney. Then hires super bitch lawyer Gloria Allred to "rep her in the US". What does this attention whore need repping for? What's next, she going to hire a publicist & do a "reality" show?

The rumor is that Heather could have gotten upwards of $250 Million, but got a much reduced ~$61 Million becaus she was a totally crappy witness. Or, maybe it was her lying about her soft-core porn past; she claims it was just some sexy pictures, but I've seen them; she's got no panties on and she's sitting on a bed there with her legs spread wide like a porno hooker. Bottom line? I believe Paul's claim about the reason for his divorce being "unreasonable behavior" by her; she probably wanted him to give her 20 million or something stupid, so she could go shopping. She's a bitch, and deserves every derisive thing said about her...

Posted at 2:03PM on Mar 18th 2008 by She's a bitch

42. This woman has NO class at all

SHE IS A JOKE

Posted at 2:02PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Ms Kris

43. You know what they say....

When it looks like a skank, and it smells like a skank, and it has one leg, it is Healther Mills.



(I hope she doesn't get to keep the title "Lady McCartney")

Posted at 2:05PM on Mar 18th 2008 by me

44. What a Disgusting, "Lame (ha ha!) excuse for a human being.....Not to mention, wife, mother and Animal Advocate!! First of all; Linda McCartney was REALLY a wife, mom and Animal Advocate, and morover, a sweet, SINCERE person and she is sadly missed!! Especially by poor Paul!! This Gold Digging BITCH, isnt fit to LICK Linda's shoes clean!! It's a SHAME that one of our Beloved Beatles got hooked up with the likes of her!! I KNOW he didnt physically abuse her, but HE SHOULD have.....YUCK!! And, what is that poor little girl going to do with a mother like her?! Personally; I think Paul should have gone for the "Jugular", in proving that she is an UNFIT, Neglectful, parent; and then gone after FULL CUSTODY of the child!! This Mills BIMBO, makes "Yoko Ono", look good!! Good Lord!!Yeah Right....I'll bet alot of that settlement money is given to animal causes.....NOT!! I sure wish that someone would take her artificial leg and BEAT her to death with it, and then throw it in the TRASH, where SHE BELONGS!! Hang in there; Paul.....We ALL make mistakes, and she happened to be your biggest! We ALL still LOVE YOU and HATE HER!!

Posted at 2:15PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Debi Smith

45. Mills would have been censured, held in contempt of court, if she pulled such a stunt here in the U.S. What a churlish , petulant move. Thank God for Sir Paul that it's finally over. Daughter Stella tried to warn him about Mills early on, but the ol' horndog wouldn't listen.

Posted at 2:14PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Carolyn (Abernathy)

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