Heather Mills Makes a Splash in Court

46. Paul's lawyer really does look pretty with wet hair.
She should consider using gel to get that look from now on.

Paul will find love again.
Heather will find more trouble, that was a low class thing to do.

Posted at 2:21PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Teacher

47. According to a BBC News24 telephone interview with Mills, Heather confirmed she poured a JUG of water over the lawyer.
That explains that great wet look. Any hairdresser will tell you that you cannot get that look with just a glass of water.

Sky News report it was done after the hearing, not in Court, in front of the judge.

Posted at 2:26PM on Mar 18th 2008 by splash

48. Ok, I was Team Heather up until this point. That was truly classless and tasteless of Heather to stoop to that level. She got 50 million dollars and she's mad at the attorney? WTF?!?

But you have to admit, the attorney does look a lot happier (and better!) afterwards! LOL

Posted at 2:24PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Nicole

49. HEATHER IS A LOW BLOW, CAN'T TELL ME SHE WASN'T AFTER HIS MONEY.........

Posted at 2:29PM on Mar 18th 2008 by carole boyles

50. Just heard that Heather Mills has hired Gloria Allred to be her "ADVOCATE" in the U.S. The $33 million won't last long. Stupid skank!

Posted at 2:27PM on Mar 18th 2008 by me

51. So mature Heather Mills! so mature! No wonder Paul left your stanky ass! I would of gotten up and beaten your money hungry ass!

Posted at 2:57PM on Mar 18th 2008 by mel

52. People, there is such a thing called KARMA. Ms. Mills will gets hers in the end, if not before. She was on Larry King a while back saying how people hated her and called her a gold digger but yet she did NOTHING to prove them wrong. She was pissed about getting a measly 50 Mil from Paul. In my opinion she didn't deserve 50 dollars. What an ungrateful gold digging whore. She did nothing to contribute to his fortune and should not have gotten anything out of it. I ain't no Beatles fan but I hate to se a good person get screwed out of their own hard earned money. Good luck Ho!

Posted at 2:47PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Mykey

53. that is some SERIOUSLY CRAZY stuff!!!! she is insane! NOT that i want to read about it on a constant basis in the future, but he should be fighting to get their child away from someone as unstable----no, i dont mean her one leggedness people----as she is.

i agree, lawyer looks TONS better with the wet hairdo. when i first saw the photos, i thought "what does camilla parker have to do with this story?" and it would be horrible to be mistaken for CPB---ICK!!!

Posted at 2:47PM on Mar 18th 2008 by kim

54. Heather sounds like a selfish c*nt, but she did the judge a favor. the hair looks better after the mini soaking. judge looks younger, but Heather should be bitchslapped for showing such remarkable distain for authority. far as I can see the judge has a leg up on Haterheather...

Posted at 3:14PM on Mar 18th 2008 by ding dong

55. Re comment 11. PEOPLE, y'all have to check out the judgment. .... Great reading!"

http://www.judiciary.gov.uk/docs/judgments_guidance/judgment_180308.pdf

Posted at 12:39PM on Mar 18th 2008 by PAUL FAN

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And so it is! I always thought she was the ultimate opportunist.

Posted at 3:27PM on Mar 18th 2008 by ParisNauseatesMe

56. What a skank! I wish Paul would take his daughter away from that loon-bird. He probably could after that stunt in court. I hope the attorney files charges against her!

Posted at 6:39PM on Mar 18th 2008 by SANDY

57. She looks like Joan Cusak in a couple years!

Posted at 3:33PM on Mar 18th 2008 by forty

58. She could easily become the Britney of England.

Posted at 3:36PM on Mar 18th 2008 by R.Zimmerman

59. Paul has always looked like an old, ugly woman to me. Never before has it been so evident than in this photo.

Posted at 3:37PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Jessie

60. That stupid no-talent, non-working, legless, gold digging, idiot shouldn't have gotten one red cent of Paul's hard earned money. I'm sure she had this planned from the moment she met him. What a fricking loser. And now she has hired Gloria Allred to represent her in the US??? For what?? Keep that bitch over in England, we don't want her.

Posted at 3:43PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Tara