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Heather Mills Makes a Splash in Court

After winning a divorce settlement of $48.6 million from Paul McCartney in court yesterday, Heather Mills celebrated like any normal limbless, dancing diva would - by reportedly dumping a glass of water on opposing attorney Fiona Shackleton's head!
Paul McCartney's Wet Attorney
Shackleton walked out of court looking dramatically wetter then when she walked in. Mills told reporters that the lawyer had been "baptized in court."

The wet look is kind of flattering. We're just sayin'.



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61. She doesn't realize that that act shows her for who she really is. Talking about a lack of class.

Posted at 3:53PM on Mar 18th 2008 by nica

62. Tara #64

I agree. Keep her skanky as*, white trash in Britain. While they are at they need to send white trash V. Beckham and her husband, and white trash Mel B. back to Britain too. THEY'RE ALL SKANKING UP AMERICA!!!

Posted at 3:54PM on Mar 18th 2008 by me

63. Let me clarify that I have nothing against Brits. They (for the most part) are super people. We just don't want the skanky ones here in the U.S.

Posted at 3:56PM on Mar 18th 2008 by me

64. what a loser, i would have pulled off her fake leg and beat her to death with it!! what a child she needs to grow up. i hope the next time they are in court is so he gets sole custody!! cause she sure doesnt need to be bringing up baby! douchebag!

Posted at 4:09PM on Mar 18th 2008 by TEAM KFED

65. ANY benefit of the doubt for Ms. Mills is now long gone.

Posted at 4:14PM on Mar 18th 2008 by ★☆★☆ Spanky ★☆★☆

66. Sounds like Ms. Mills needs a straight jacket and a time out for a LONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG period of time. She apparently has NO class to act as she has for the last few months. Heather get a reality check!!!

Posted at 4:32PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Not a Heather Mills fan

67. And then the gold digging witch wonders why she is portrayed so negatively in the media. Just goes to show you that money cannot buy class. And I think the lawyer looks great regardless!

Posted at 4:51PM on Mar 18th 2008 by California Love

68. she looks like Paul in drag!!@!

Posted at 4:58PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Janet

69. In Britian there is a longstanding tradition that when you WIN your court case you get to douse the opposing barrister with water. Its the British way!

Posted at 5:01PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Janet

70. Although Heather is a tad wacko, I think she did the broad a favor. She looks better, even younger, with her hair that way!!!!

Posted at 5:19PM on Mar 18th 2008 by M

71. Why wasn't she charged with assault?

Posted at 5:40PM on Mar 18th 2008 by kurtdermensch

72. Yeah I always knew Mills was bad news... too bad McCartney didn't listen to his kids and get a prenup. I betcha Mills only said to reporters outside she was "very happy" with the results, even though McCartney offered her a couple mill$$$ more to her, she clearly is a SORE loser. I think its quite funny the judge wrote a report how she totally elaborated and fabricated some of her "generosity" and let be made public at least.

I can see her being that way. Put on a nice smile as if she's a patron saint and then pull such a childish move as throwing water on her hubby's attourney. What a putts!

Posted at 6:04PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Specailk007

73. Somebody needs to pull that bytch's wooden leg off and beat her over the head with it. I HATE Heather Mills. Douche Bag Ho.

Posted at 6:09PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Big Queen

74. Getting rid of the increasingly psychotic Ms Mills for $49 million has got to be a bargain in Paul's book. Hey Paul, next time do the prenup.

Posted at 7:27PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Bobby Ray

75. Their are so many women who would have loved to have been Paul's wife.I believe cripples have real problems. Too bad paul didn't recognize her problems before he married. You somehow don't know anyone ....until you marry.The licsence is a trap,if someone is really not forthright with there real being.Hopefully he will find a really great companion......a very lot to choose from .He is such a talented muscian! He deserves a really nice girl/woman.lizeden@esedona.net

Posted at 7:18PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Betty Jane Haddock

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