Alba: Her Fetus Is Not the Only Thing Growing

Thanks to a gestating baby, Alba's got front and some serious back -- but she's not exactly basking in that pregnancy glow.


Despite a relaxing manicure and back massage yesterday afternoon, the unwed mom-to-be was bitchy to the paps.



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31. She does not owe the paps anything, much less a smile. Who wants to to be trailed by these retards .....

BTW, did this agency pick them up from a corner stand and hand them a camera. They are all speaking Spanish these days ....

I would ask these paps to show their green cards - lol .....

Posted at 2:04PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Show a pregnant woman some respect!!

32. i want to put my face in that and take a good whiff of that hiney

Posted at 2:08PM on Mar 19th 2008 by rich

33. Jen- any celebrity with any sort of reputable and successful career certainly does NOT need bottom-feeders such as TMZ to make them famous. Movie stars and musicians have been extremely successful way before TMZ came around. Who the hell wants to be famous now when this is the price you have to pay? TMZ has only been around for a few years. Please don't credit them for making people famous. This is all entertaing to us, but it's on someone elses account, and it's a high price to pay, being stalked 24/7...

Posted at 2:07PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Ledbetter1212

34. NO respect, no morals, no class, and no consideration for a woman that is pregnant. TMZ staffers and readers at their finest - a bunch of ass-clowns...

Posted at 2:09PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Oh no, NOt Again...

35. Yomamma, you are trash from the barrios. Stick to your bleach blonde hair, penciled eyebrow and that brown liner you like to place on your nasty lips biatch ........ chola ....

Posted at 2:21PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Boo - you stink!

36. Fake, fake, fake!

Posted at 2:25PM on Mar 19th 2008 by dontbestupid

37. A little loose in the Caboose. ; )

Posted at 2:33PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Mik

38. Clearly the "clever" TMZ writer who wrote about her growing assets (pun intended- and not to make a jab or make fun either) but CLEARLY they have NEVER been pregnant. She is in fact, probably in better shape than a lot of people out there, famous or not, who ARE pregnant, or even worse, those who are NOT pregnant. I thought it was plain rude of the papsmears to be chuckling and laughing and pointing attention to someone having a little baby wieght on them because heyre pregnant. And for the person who said " What's she gonna look like at 8 months?" I saw her being interviewed on the red carpet at the oscars and she was JUST under 7 months... so she's NEARLY at term now idjit and at 8 mos.

Posted at 2:33PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Specailk007

39. LMAO #33... everyone get ready for the "friend of a friend" stories.... those are the classics. let me guess, and your sisters, friend's cousin's, aunt's, grandmother's "the catwoman" LMAO

Posted at 2:36PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Specailk007

40. Yo, # 15 - she isn't ashamed of being pregnant... she's sick of her picture being taken... I'm sure when you were proud and blessed, you didn't have 50 photogs taking pictures of your backside... Jesus people... give Ms. Alba a break. Oh that's right, women (and the male comment-ers should keep this in mind since if it wasn't for a pregnant woman, you all wouldn't be here) are supposed to ALWAYS look like a size 0 regardless if they're with child or not, right? Lighten up folks... or rather, wake up and get off of your ignorant butts (which I'm fairly sure are magazine cover material now or have never been). Keep giving 'em crap Jessica.... this broad is with you.

Posted at 2:39PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Witness to Morons

41. That's great! LMFAO! She is the biggest b1tch and now she has the butt to match her personality! I hope she never loses that weight. Would serve her right!

Posted at 2:41PM on Mar 19th 2008 by No Respect for you!

42. she is fat and boring. geez. baby got bored.

Posted at 2:52PM on Mar 19th 2008 by ding dong

43. No respect for you, just because you are left with a cellulite ridden azz and stretched up skin doesn't mean that you have to go around wishing the same happens to someone else.

No respect for you, you depressed T W A T - save some money and get yourself fixed.

Fix that stretched up poon while you're at it!

Posted at 2:51PM on Mar 19th 2008 by OWN STUNTS

44. i have just lowered the flag to half-mast....one of the world's truly great backsides has just morphed into the J-Lo zone. How sad. I am thinking back to just last year when TMZ was showing the beach photos with her crawling on the chair. What a difference a year makes! Here's to hoping that Jalba will be hitting the gym in a few months....

peace

Posted at 4:12PM on Mar 19th 2008 by spread the love

45. Dayum. I have never seen a butt grow out like that. I know plenty of pregnant women and their booties don't get that big. Big in the front..

Posted at 2:56PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Dayum

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