Alba: Her Fetus Is Not the Only Thing Growing

Thanks to a gestating baby, Alba's got front and some serious back -- but she's not exactly basking in that pregnancy glow.


Despite a relaxing manicure and back massage yesterday afternoon, the unwed mom-to-be was bitchy to the paps.



Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba

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31. SHE'S A STUCK UP BRAT! MY FRIEND WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER IN POMONA, CA. & HE SAYS SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A STUCK UP SNOB! PLUS SHE'S WHITEWASHED NOW, SHE'S FORGOTTEN HER ROOTS! SMILE SOMETIMES BITCH!

Posted at 2:17PM on Mar 19th 2008 by YOMAMA

32. well, i can't imagine why she is bitchy......with people saying she has a big butt....WHEN SHE IS PREGNANT. not cool of TMZ!

Posted at 2:21PM on Mar 19th 2008 by lil l

33. Yomamma, you are trash from the barrios. Stick to your bleach blonde hair, penciled eyebrow and that brown liner you like to place on your nasty lips biatch ........ chola ....

Posted at 2:21PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Boo - you stink!

34. Fake, fake, fake!

Posted at 2:25PM on Mar 19th 2008 by dontbestupid

35. A little loose in the Caboose. ; )

Posted at 2:33PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Mik

36. Clearly the "clever" TMZ writer who wrote about her growing assets (pun intended- and not to make a jab or make fun either) but CLEARLY they have NEVER been pregnant. She is in fact, probably in better shape than a lot of people out there, famous or not, who ARE pregnant, or even worse, those who are NOT pregnant. I thought it was plain rude of the papsmears to be chuckling and laughing and pointing attention to someone having a little baby wieght on them because heyre pregnant. And for the person who said " What's she gonna look like at 8 months?" I saw her being interviewed on the red carpet at the oscars and she was JUST under 7 months... so she's NEARLY at term now idjit and at 8 mos.

Posted at 2:33PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Specailk007

37. LMAO #33... everyone get ready for the "friend of a friend" stories.... those are the classics. let me guess, and your sisters, friend's cousin's, aunt's, grandmother's "the catwoman" LMAO

Posted at 2:36PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Specailk007

38. Yo, # 15 - she isn't ashamed of being pregnant... she's sick of her picture being taken... I'm sure when you were proud and blessed, you didn't have 50 photogs taking pictures of your backside... Jesus people... give Ms. Alba a break. Oh that's right, women (and the male comment-ers should keep this in mind since if it wasn't for a pregnant woman, you all wouldn't be here) are supposed to ALWAYS look like a size 0 regardless if they're with child or not, right? Lighten up folks... or rather, wake up and get off of your ignorant butts (which I'm fairly sure are magazine cover material now or have never been). Keep giving 'em crap Jessica.... this broad is with you.

Posted at 2:39PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Witness to Morons

39. That's great! LMFAO! She is the biggest b1tch and now she has the butt to match her personality! I hope she never loses that weight. Would serve her right!

Posted at 2:41PM on Mar 19th 2008 by No Respect for you!

40. No respect for you, just because you are left with a cellulite ridden azz and stretched up skin doesn't mean that you have to go around wishing the same happens to someone else.

No respect for you, you depressed T W A T - save some money and get yourself fixed.

Fix that stretched up poon while you're at it!

Posted at 2:51PM on Mar 19th 2008 by OWN STUNTS

41. she is fat and boring. geez. baby got bored.

Posted at 2:52PM on Mar 19th 2008 by ding dong

42. Dayum. I have never seen a butt grow out like that. I know plenty of pregnant women and their booties don't get that big. Big in the front..

Posted at 2:56PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Dayum

43. God, what a big ass.

Posted at 2:57PM on Mar 19th 2008 by whateveryousay

44. She is Latina, what do you expect? I can say that because my dad is Colombian and we get the big booty when we are pregnant and unfortunately keep it for the remainder of our lives! Some guys really like it!

Posted at 2:58PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Hani

45. Damn! She was hot & now she's not!

Posted at 2:58PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Stevo

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