Alba: Her Fetus Is Not the Only Thing Growing

Thanks to a gestating baby, Alba's got front and some serious back -- but she's not exactly basking in that pregnancy glow.


Despite a relaxing manicure and back massage yesterday afternoon, the unwed mom-to-be was bitchy to the paps.



Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba

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46. I didn't know that. I got heavy when I was pregnant, but my weight was up front. I guess it is how you carry.

Posted at 3:03PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Okay

47. she's a lard ass and a skank

Posted at 3:17PM on Mar 19th 2008 by nico

48. Another lame installment of the E! Show "Pop Fiction" perhaps?

Posted at 3:33PM on Mar 19th 2008 by classictv

49. can't believe this talentless hack is having a baby...i pitty that poor kid when it comes out

Posted at 3:37PM on Mar 19th 2008 by none

50. She's having twins........one in her belly and one in her fat "azz"

Posted at 3:56PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Mr. Bill-Bo Baggens

51. You could balance a dinner plate on that ass. Holy S--t! What the hell has she been eatin. She ought to be more careful about what she is eating. Being pregnant is not an excuse to let yourself go.

Posted at 4:02PM on Mar 19th 2008 by grossed out at that junk in the trunk

52. Poor girl. I'm sure some people would love to be pregnant with 80 cameras flashing in my face everywhere I go because that couldn't possibly be what's happening there. And of course, that makes her EVEN MORE OF A WASTE OF SPACE TOO BECAUSE ALL PREGNANT LADIES HAVE TO BE HARASSED. What's definitely a piss-poor excuse for a human is a anyone who can't realize that she's a human being who is capable of being pissed off when a mob of people are harassing her. But hey, who gives a crap now since sympathy seems to be one of the seven deadly sins now, just after gluttony and adultery. We just all have to assume she's a bitch because she's pregnant...

Posted at 4:10PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Correct Opinion

53. i have just lowered the flag to half-mast....one of the world's truly great backsides has just morphed into the J-Lo zone. How sad. I am thinking back to just last year when TMZ was showing the beach photos with her crawling on the chair. What a difference a year makes! Here's to hoping that Jalba will be hitting the gym in a few months....

peace

Posted at 4:12PM on Mar 19th 2008 by spread the love

54. a disgrace JUST like the rest of the idiots of Hollyweird.

Posted at 5:37PM on Mar 19th 2008 by CAN OF WOOP ASS

55. It's them Mexican genes coming out to bite her. Once a Mexican woman is with child, her whole below-the-waiste body seems to bloat out of control.

Posted at 5:40PM on Mar 19th 2008 by costamar

56. LOOKS LIKE SHE'S SMUGGLING A HEFTY BAG FILLED WITH CORN FLAKES IN HER PANTS.

Posted at 5:58PM on Mar 19th 2008 by the devil

57. Why should she be nice to the paps? She's preggers and trying to have a relaxing day... look at them! They're leeches.

I think celebs needs to start running over these guys more often!

Posted at 11:08PM on Mar 19th 2008 by ruby soho

58. I don't know why TMZ had to say that she was bitchy... all I saw was her trying to walk to her car and leave. That's what ever other person would do so why is she being called bitchy for that? TMZ, try keeping your within the realm of what you know.

Posted at 12:23AM on Mar 20th 2008 by caitk

59. Whatta relaxing manicure!! I'd be bitchy too.

Posted at 1:19AM on Mar 20th 2008 by missedmicallin

60. I am a true fan of Jessica Alba. I am a huge fan of Jessica Alba. I really really love enjoy crave honor cherish respect and obey all of Jessica Alba from head to toe. I really really do care about Jessica Alba. I really really am concerned about Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba is gorgeous beautiful hot good looking nice looking attractive lovely and sexy from head to toe while being pregnant.

Posted at 2:27AM on Mar 20th 2008 by George William Gockel

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