Alba: Her Fetus Is Not the Only Thing Growing

Thanks to a gestating baby, Alba's got front and some serious back -- but she's not exactly basking in that pregnancy glow.


Despite a relaxing manicure and back massage yesterday afternoon, the unwed mom-to-be was bitchy to the paps.



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46. God, what a big ass.

Posted at 2:57PM on Mar 19th 2008 by whateveryousay

47. She is Latina, what do you expect? I can say that because my dad is Colombian and we get the big booty when we are pregnant and unfortunately keep it for the remainder of our lives! Some guys really like it!

Posted at 2:58PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Hani

48. I didn't know that. I got heavy when I was pregnant, but my weight was up front. I guess it is how you carry.

Posted at 3:03PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Okay

49. she's a lard ass and a skank

Posted at 3:17PM on Mar 19th 2008 by nico

50. Another lame installment of the E! Show "Pop Fiction" perhaps?

Posted at 3:33PM on Mar 19th 2008 by classictv

51. She's having twins........one in her belly and one in her fat "azz"

Posted at 3:56PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Mr. Bill-Bo Baggens

52. You could balance a dinner plate on that ass. Holy S--t! What the hell has she been eatin. She ought to be more careful about what she is eating. Being pregnant is not an excuse to let yourself go.

Posted at 4:02PM on Mar 19th 2008 by grossed out at that junk in the trunk

53. Poor girl. I'm sure some people would love to be pregnant with 80 cameras flashing in my face everywhere I go because that couldn't possibly be what's happening there. And of course, that makes her EVEN MORE OF A WASTE OF SPACE TOO BECAUSE ALL PREGNANT LADIES HAVE TO BE HARASSED. What's definitely a piss-poor excuse for a human is a anyone who can't realize that she's a human being who is capable of being pissed off when a mob of people are harassing her. But hey, who gives a crap now since sympathy seems to be one of the seven deadly sins now, just after gluttony and adultery. We just all have to assume she's a bitch because she's pregnant...

Posted at 4:10PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Correct Opinion

54. Maybe she has ass cramps from all that luggage in her ass she carries around and that makes her bitchy. I would be bitchy too if i had to carry that ass around.

Posted at 11:15AM on Mar 21st 2008 by grossed out at that junk in the trunk

55. 3. Can't believe how large her backside is. What is it going to look like when she is about 8 months?????


She is special, why???

Posted at 12:51PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Magoo



UMM.. she says she is due in 'late spring' so she may be 8 months if she is due in may. I am also due may 26th and I think she looks great all around, as usual. anyone saying anything different is just hating. Its really hard to be pregnant and I can only imagine what she must feel like when she's trying to get through a sea of pappazi just to get to her car. I'm not saying, 'poor little rich famous girl' or anything, just that its very emotionally and physically stressful to be preggo and they should give her a break.

Posted at 9:42AM on Mar 20th 2008 by leeann

56. Who wants a flat pancake for a butt neway? I sure as hell don't

Posted at 6:59PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Kayla

57. a disgrace JUST like the rest of the idiots of Hollyweird.

Posted at 5:37PM on Mar 19th 2008 by CAN OF WOOP ASS

58. It's them Mexican genes coming out to bite her. Once a Mexican woman is with child, her whole below-the-waiste body seems to bloat out of control.

Posted at 5:40PM on Mar 19th 2008 by costamar

59. LOOKS LIKE SHE'S SMUGGLING A HEFTY BAG FILLED WITH CORN FLAKES IN HER PANTS.

Posted at 5:58PM on Mar 19th 2008 by the devil

60. Why should she be nice to the paps? She's preggers and trying to have a relaxing day... look at them! They're leeches.

I think celebs needs to start running over these guys more often!

Posted at 11:08PM on Mar 19th 2008 by ruby soho

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