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Some hardcore Republicans got even more hardcore in Vegas last week.

Clark County Republicans had a shindig at the Orleans Hotel. They were required to wear IDs on a lanyard around their necks. Since Republicans are into saving money, a brainiac from the convention found a stash of lanyards left over from another convention. Seems innocent enough, right? It is, if you're John Holmes.

The lanyards were leftovers from a giant porn convention held earlier in the year. Each lanyard displayed a logo from one of the porn sponsors -- ElegantAngel.com. If it's not clear yet, ElegantAngel has a new, hot release -- "Big Black Wet Asses 8." BTW, 7 was amazing.

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16. This is a bunch of bs. This photo was taken duren the AVN show. The woman there is a porn star, Tera Patrick. The white pillars in the back are from a porn studio booth. This is just nonsense libel.

Posted at 12:51PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Mike

17. That would be L-R

Paul Fishbein, editor and publisher of Adult Video News Magazine

Tera Patrick, Adult Film Performer and wife of

Evan Seinfeld Former front man for the band BioHazard and former regular on HBO's "Oz"

Dunno this guy

This photo was obviously taken at Adult Expo, but it doesn't make the story any less correct (It is correct)

Posted at 12:52PM on Mar 19th 2008 by mike South

18. Considering all of these people are in porn - wheres the info saying they are a republican meeting? We cant see his credentials just the lanyard.

Posted at 2:17PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Chicago James

19. WELL IF SOME REPUBLICANS WERE WEARING THE LANYARDS NOT KNOWING THAT THEY HAD THE NAME OF A PORNO SPONSOR ON THEM... AT LEAST IT SHOWS THAT THEY DON'T ENGAGE IN ENOUGH PORN TO KNOW WHAT IN THE WORLD THEY WERE WEARING AROUND THEIR NECKS. OR MAYBE THE MAJORITY OF THEM DON'T HAVE JUNGLE FEVER AND THUS HAVE NO NEED FOR "Big Black Wet Asses 8."

MAYBE THE LANYARDS WOULD HAVE TO BE FROM A GAY TEEN BOY WEBSITE FOR THE REPUBS TO TAKE NOTICE.

AND TO RIP ON THE DEMS NOW: IM SURE THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF NY WOULD BE ABLE TO FINGER THE PORNO SPONSORS IN A SECOND IF HE WOULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE LANYARD TO WEAR...

HE WOULD PROBABLY FINGER IT, TONGUE IT, AND THEN FLIP THE LANYARD OVER AND SHOW IT WHO'S BOSS... IN FACT. :)

Posted at 1:31PM on Mar 19th 2008 by fathead

20.
i had tara patrick naked before she was a porn star and sucked
on gorgeous her toes when she was a nurse named linda hopkins.

such a young, pretty effervescent girl then;

now, just thrown away to an "E " level nobody band
ex - member that has been and will go nowhere.

Posted at 3:28PM on Mar 19th 2008 by larry doby

21. AVN is a terrible company! SHAME ON THEM!!!

Posted at 4:38PM on Mar 19th 2008 by JD

22. Google the CEO & Presidents name. You will find lots of wrongful termination & sexual harassment suits.

Posted at 4:42PM on Mar 19th 2008 by avnsux

23. Do you dummys just make this stuff up ? The lanyard is a bit interesting but the ID badge is from the Construction Expo (CONEX) held in Vegas every 3 years. Me and a couple hundred thousand construction guys were there. Notice the green John Deere logo in the coner. The yellow stripe at the bottom has either "contractor", "Exhibitor" , or " guest" on it. Way to pull it straight out yo ass. DUH

Posted at 5:08PM on Mar 19th 2008 by redneck

24.
#23 / redneck;

how fitting; REDNECK.

" me and a couple of hundred "

It SHOULD read, " a couple of hundred construction workers and I "

secondly, the john deere logo in the " CONER " SHOULD be " CORNER "

your illiteracy is from a corner of america that SHOULD be buried by the " CORONER'S " office.

Posted at 3:20PM on Mar 20th 2008 by larry doby

25. Republicans like to save money? Based on what exactly. The only money they save is the money they steal. F@ck the Rethuglicans.

Posted at 2:06AM on Mar 21st 2008 by Velde

26. That is so funny!

Posted at 4:01PM on Apr 5th 2008 by fox

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