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The Ghost of CoCo's Future

TMZ has exclusively uncovered what Ice-T's legally bound sexual companion, CoCo (who says she is 29), will look like in a few months years -- 77-year-old former B-movie sex kitten, Mamie Van Doren.

It's the breast she'll ever look!

We're just sayin'!



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46. ANY of us would be LUCKY to look as awesome as Mamie !! Coco is a hottie !

Posted at 9:06AM on Mar 20th 2008 by Cinderella

47. Why is she.........orange? Can't she afford a more natural looking tan?

Posted at 8:21PM on Mar 20th 2008 by harpy_lady

48. When those things are banging against her knees when she walks, she'll wish she had opted for something a little smaller. They're not even pretty now-- imagine what they'll look like in 10-15 years. Scary.

What was it the kids used to say about "big" ladies assets--- she'll have to throw them over her shoulder just to button her pants.

Posted at 9:36PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Lani Nani

49. Mamie has it all over Coco.

Posted at 9:36PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Wendela

50. If thay are all done boating thay should take off the Mae west Vest.

Posted at 9:57PM on Mar 19th 2008 by Mik

51. I think more Gwen Stafani then CoCo.

Posted at 10:35PM on Mar 19th 2008 by PinkYo

52. 29 rightttttttt and I'm santa claus

Posted at 10:52PM on Mar 19th 2008 by who the hell is she?

53. There is NNOOO way she is 29 years old!! I'm 29 and still look at least 15 years younger than her (well, good genes too!). And to whoever said that the old lady looked like Holly Madison...whatever! At least Holly can tell when she had fake baked too long!! Holly is much prettier than either of these drag queens...oe women...whatever the hell they are!!

Posted at 12:03AM on Mar 20th 2008 by B-Dogg

54. Her breasts look so artifical. They look they they are about to burst!! So ugly cheap and sluttty. You would think people with money could get a better dye job that that!! Someone help these "?women"

Posted at 6:36AM on Mar 20th 2008 by mireina

55. come on ice -t you can do way better than a xrated movie skank

Posted at 8:05AM on Mar 20th 2008 by meme

56. CoCo is skanktastic.

Posted at 10:16AM on Mar 20th 2008 by Jocker

57. Looks like it could be Xtina's future too!

Posted at 10:45AM on Mar 20th 2008 by amy

58. She is just nasty looking - and if she is 29 then those boobs are real - and we both know that's not true!

Posted at 11:07AM on Mar 20th 2008 by who cares

59. Her boobs look disgusting.....

Posted at 11:21AM on Mar 20th 2008 by Honeybee

60. No way is she 29 haven't her and Ice T been married for a long time now? If she's 29 then I'm still 12.

Posted at 11:54AM on Mar 20th 2008 by Yuck, I hope they use condoms

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