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The Ghost of CoCo's Future

TMZ has exclusively uncovered what Ice-T's legally bound sexual companion, CoCo (who says she is 29), will look like in a few months years -- 77-year-old former B-movie sex kitten, Mamie Van Doren.

It's the breast she'll ever look!

We're just sayin'!



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46. 29 rightttttttt and I'm santa claus

Posted at 10:52PM on Mar 19th 2008 by who the hell is she?

47. There is NNOOO way she is 29 years old!! I'm 29 and still look at least 15 years younger than her (well, good genes too!). And to whoever said that the old lady looked like Holly Madison...whatever! At least Holly can tell when she had fake baked too long!! Holly is much prettier than either of these drag queens...oe women...whatever the hell they are!!

Posted at 12:03AM on Mar 20th 2008 by B-Dogg

48. Her breasts look so artifical. They look they they are about to burst!! So ugly cheap and sluttty. You would think people with money could get a better dye job that that!! Someone help these "?women"

Posted at 6:36AM on Mar 20th 2008 by mireina

49. come on ice -t you can do way better than a xrated movie skank

Posted at 8:05AM on Mar 20th 2008 by meme

50. ANY of us would be LUCKY to look as awesome as Mamie !! Coco is a hottie !

Posted at 9:06AM on Mar 20th 2008 by Cinderella

51. The older female, looks much better.... CoCo, ghastly....to much injections...one way or the orther.....

Posted at 9:56AM on Mar 20th 2008 by greatneck

52. CoCo is skanktastic.

Posted at 10:16AM on Mar 20th 2008 by Jocker

53. Looks like it could be Xtina's future too!

Posted at 10:45AM on Mar 20th 2008 by amy

54. She is just nasty looking - and if she is 29 then those boobs are real - and we both know that's not true!

Posted at 11:07AM on Mar 20th 2008 by who cares

55. Her boobs look disgusting.....

Posted at 11:21AM on Mar 20th 2008 by Honeybee

56. Good grief, these skeezebag fake blondes, fake boobs, fake tans, fake eyelashes, fake, fake, fake are a dime a dozen. Doesn't anyone want to be an individual anymore? Isn't anyone happy with what God gave them, that they all have to change everything about themselves? What self loathing they must have. Pitiful.....

You know, I'm good looking (always been told so), I'm 46, still have a half decent body (with about 5 extra lbs) and everything on me is as real as the day I was born. No, I'm not perfect, my body isn't perfect and I can probably point out a thousand little imperfections on myself, BUT I am very thankful for what God has given me and I welcome my age with grace.

Posted at 11:43AM on Mar 20th 2008 by Tara

57. No way is she 29 haven't her and Ice T been married for a long time now? If she's 29 then I'm still 12.

Posted at 11:54AM on Mar 20th 2008 by Yuck, I hope they use condoms

58. Sorry but there is NO way in hell Coco will look 1/4 as good as Mamie Van Doren in 20 years-- much less when she's 77.

Mamie Van Doren is beautiful. She has a website full of pictures of herself, if you google it. They are recent pictures and she is hot as hell. She looks 45 yrs old- maximum. How in the world someone could be THAT beautiful at 77 is beyond my realm of imagination. It's like she discovered the fountain of youth.

She is absolutely STUNNING!.. Coco looks way older than the age she claims to be... in fact, I have always thought she was full of it... She looks late 30's..

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Jamie

59. Coco is 29? LOL, yeah right. That's a joke, right? Coco is one of the nastiest looking skanks in Hollywood and she's fat.

She wears skimpy outfits, even though she is a fat @ss! Cover up your cellulite and fat, Coco. It is disgusting. Also, her name is Nicole.. Why does she go by Coco? I bet it was something her stupid, ignorant husband made up- He's a horrible actor & a horrible rapper..

Coco is a super slut and OLD. She is around 40, not 29.

Posted at 1:17PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Robert

60. Skank you very much!!!!!

Posted at 1:33PM on Mar 20th 2008 by tazmania

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