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The Ghost of CoCo's Future

TMZ has exclusively uncovered what Ice-T's legally bound sexual companion, CoCo (who says she is 29), will look like in a few months years -- 77-year-old former B-movie sex kitten, Mamie Van Doren.

It's the breast she'll ever look!

We're just sayin'!



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61. Good grief, these skeezebag fake blondes, fake boobs, fake tans, fake eyelashes, fake, fake, fake are a dime a dozen. Doesn't anyone want to be an individual anymore? Isn't anyone happy with what God gave them, that they all have to change everything about themselves? What self loathing they must have. Pitiful.....

You know, I'm good looking (always been told so), I'm 46, still have a half decent body (with about 5 extra lbs) and everything on me is as real as the day I was born. No, I'm not perfect, my body isn't perfect and I can probably point out a thousand little imperfections on myself, BUT I am very thankful for what God has given me and I welcome my age with grace.

Posted at 11:43AM on Mar 20th 2008 by Tara

62. Sorry but there is NO way in hell Coco will look 1/4 as good as Mamie Van Doren in 20 years-- much less when she's 77.

Mamie Van Doren is beautiful. She has a website full of pictures of herself, if you google it. They are recent pictures and she is hot as hell. She looks 45 yrs old- maximum. How in the world someone could be THAT beautiful at 77 is beyond my realm of imagination. It's like she discovered the fountain of youth.

She is absolutely STUNNING!.. Coco looks way older than the age she claims to be... in fact, I have always thought she was full of it... She looks late 30's..

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Jamie

63. Skank you very much!!!!!

Posted at 1:33PM on Mar 20th 2008 by tazmania

64. Coco is 29? LOL, yeah right. That's a joke, right? Coco is one of the nastiest looking skanks in Hollywood and she's fat.

She wears skimpy outfits, even though she is a fat @ss! Cover up your cellulite and fat, Coco. It is disgusting. Also, her name is Nicole.. Why does she go by Coco? I bet it was something her stupid, ignorant husband made up- He's a horrible actor & a horrible rapper..

Coco is a super slut and OLD. She is around 40, not 29.

Posted at 1:17PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Robert

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I don't even KNOW or CARE who this CoCo is, but MAMIE VAN DOREN IS............THE LAST BLONDE BOMBSHELL. Google her, and Google JAYNE MANSFIELD. Take a look at MARILYN MONROE especially during SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE, then see DIANA DORS, ANITA EKBERG........

ALL WE HAVE NOW ARE DESPERATE SLUTS.

Posted at 3:10PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Steven

66. Who cares if she's had surgery or not? MVD looks great!

Posted at 3:08PM on Mar 20th 2008 by OldGuy

67. Mamie looks beautiful. Once a bombshell always a bombshell.

Posted at 3:30PM on Mar 20th 2008 by toomanydoggies

68. I would be proud aint nothin wrong with that if she is really 77 coco better pray to look half as good as that she is so hot already hopefully it stays that way

Posted at 4:19PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Tranzy

69. Coco used to be a beautiful girl. I guess Ice tea likes his gal to look like regular good old fashioned street walkin ho.

Posted at 6:35PM on Mar 20th 2008 by tori

70. i did google mamie van doren its kind of eerie how she looks in her 40s i guess. well now a days you can never tell still, interesting i think

Posted at 10:54PM on Mar 20th 2008 by poison apple

71. 29? Hon, it is better to say you're 40 and have people admire ya for looking SOOO good for your age!

Posted at 9:32AM on Mar 21st 2008 by blinga

72. total barfaroni

Posted at 1:56PM on Mar 21st 2008 by amandarae

73. holy cow i dont know which one is uglier

Posted at 2:59AM on Mar 22nd 2008 by sappho

74. My God! what are these women thinking!! it amazes me that these women think they actually look good.....nasty

Posted at 3:44PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Riley

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