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Brooke Hogan Realizes Her Mother is Her Mother

Posted Mar 20th 2008 4:00PM by TMZ Staff

Brooke Hogan let it all hang out on her blog today about her family's woes, including her parents' nasty split and her brother's car-crash legal mess -- and it's either an emotional tour de force or the worst and longest greeting card ever.

"I realized your mother is your mother. Your father is your father," she writes. So far, so brilliant. "Nothing is thicker than blood ... We are all human." Again, aces. "I'm not saying I will get over this in a week, month, year, or ten years. ... You can have money, fame, cars, clothes, but youre [sic] naked without the people that love you." Cars: slightly poor choice for the Hogan family.

"I don't know where this blog will go next," says Brooke. We couldn't agree more.

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16. Boo freaking Hoo Brooke......poor Brooke, with the money, cars, clothes, nice house and now OMG - the whoas of actual real life problems and she doesn't know how to handle them....it's called the real world dear, try living in it with the rest of us.

Posted at 5:28PM on Mar 20th 2008 by who cares

17. UMMM...YEAH SUPER OLD NEWS!!!
THAT'S BEEN POSTED!
TMZ YOU FELL OFF..
I USED TO VISIT ALL THE TIME
IT'S ALL ABOUT PEREZ AND DLISTED!!!
U SUCK!

Posted at 8:40PM on Mar 20th 2008 by dee

18. I am thinking she will be making porn movies before long. That way she will not have to think, talk or sing (thank god for the last one)

Posted at 5:27PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Nick is a spoiled little punk

19. She would make a good fluffer!!

Posted at 5:32PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Porn queen

20. you'd think tmz would know how to edit correctly. sloppy work!

Posted at 5:56PM on Mar 20th 2008 by andie

21. WAHHHH! Brooke, quite whining and quit the "bad acting". You look like a "sh'man"!! We all know you are jealous that your father slept with someone OTHER than YOU....!!!

Posted at 6:07PM on Mar 20th 2008 by UltraGirl

22. Spoiled brat....get out in the real world and see how good you have had it. Use your power for good. You can make a difference.

Posted at 6:06PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Welfare Mom

23. Look Brooke, don't kid yourself. Your dad's infidelity(s) is but the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his capacity for lying. There are three versions of the night of Nick's crash floating around, two from your dad and the other from the Viper (the car racing Nick that fateful night.) occupant. Your dad claimed in The Insider interview that as he was driving to the restaurant that night to meet Nick, he just happened upon Nick's crash. More recently he claimed in an online interview abroad that when he received the phone call telling him about Nick's crash, it was the worst moment of his life. The Viper passenger claims in his police statement that he and the driver of the Viper tried to call your dad, and when they couldn't reach him,they drove to his house and told him. Why would Hulk lie about such a seemingly insignificant detail like this if he has nothing to hide? Where was he when this happened (Christiane Plante perhaps, in the Viper, maybe) and how did he find out? He's already expecting us to swallow that Nick wasn't racing that night, despite no fewer than 12 witnesses claiming (in police statements) the contrary. His litany of lies continues with Nick wasn't drinking, Nick wasn't in the store when he bought the beer for the S.S.Doucheboat voyage that morning, Linda doesn't race, he didn't know if the boys on the boat were drinking because he only watches what Nick does and that John Graziano is going to be fine (here's hoping).
So if you think this best-friend-banging is just an isolated incident, think again. And if you do reconcile with him, just make sure you're not standing next to him as the lightning bolt takes aim for his steroid shriveled forked tongue.

Posted at 6:09PM on Mar 20th 2008 by ignorance is bliss

24. Of course she is not a real blonde but what a friggin blonde moment that was!!!!

Posted at 6:39PM on Mar 20th 2008 by sherricheu

25. Brook is a loser. Her and her mom can't make any of there own money, they better keep daddy close.

Posted at 7:05PM on Mar 20th 2008 by sandkay

26. My God, she looks like a whore! Whats with all the makeup!

Posted at 7:52PM on Mar 20th 2008 by sherricheu

27. Lose the bleach blonde hair and lay off the poor 'ittle me crap, Brooke. You are a no talent hack without your father's cash and are only in the press because of who your father is. Go to college and get a real life and lose the trashy vegas girl look.

Posted at 7:56PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Carly

28. Brooke hang in there! I understand what you are trying to get across. Things will get better but keep working at it.

Posted at 1:44PM on Mar 21st 2008 by crews2me

29. And the Pulitzer goes to..............

Posted at 8:08PM on Mar 20th 2008 by givemeabreak

30. "I realized your mother is your mother. Your father is your father"

Who were they before you realized?

Brooke Hogan is over-rated. Without her father's name and fame, she'd be just another American Idol wannabe that was given the boot during first tryout.

Posted at 8:33PM on Mar 20th 2008 by Dahoss

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