Celebrity Justice
Rourke to Officer: You're Too Fat To Be a Cop!

Mickey Rourke has pleaded guilty to reckless driving following his arrest on a Vespa near Miami Beach. Toot toot!

Rourke was arrested in November driving the blue-green scooter. During the arrest, he allegedly told the officer "F&*% you, I'm not drunk." Yesterday, Rourke had some choice words for that cop, telling the Palm Beach Post "I'm friends with most cops in the city and they told me the guy who got me isn't even liked by his colleagues. He's a 400-pound f&*% unfit for duty." Nice.

Rourke has been sentenced to six months of probation, ordered to pay a fine and serve 50 hours of community service. Instead of serving the time, he was allowed to buy the hours at $10 per hour so he wouldn't have to serve.

"The only thing he has to do is take an online driving course," said his lawyer, Michael Grieco.

The best part? When he was asked who the mystery blonde was on the back of the scooter with him the night of the arrest, Rourke told the paper, "Don't ask me her name. I have no idea who she was. I met her in a bar and never saw her again." Class.



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16. What is that on his lip herpes??!!!

Posted at 11:01AM on Mar 21st 2008 by lookinthemirror

17. mickey rourke..man, what happened to you! go get some more botox, plastic surgery whatever your doing to that face....loser

Posted at 11:05AM on Mar 21st 2008 by give me a break

18. To Mickey "has been" Rourke......That cop may be fat, but he can change that if he wants by losing weight.....You're an azzhole.....YA CAN'T CHANGE THAT !!!!!!

Posted at 11:07AM on Mar 21st 2008 by Hmmmmmm

19. Ok I don't know who this guy is, And I think he is really creepy looking & sleazy
But MAN! I want that Vespa!

Posted at 11:21AM on Mar 21st 2008 by JoJo

20. rourke is such a loser. Why would ANY woman want to be with him? yuck. Get an aids test.

Posted at 11:28AM on Mar 21st 2008 by carmen

21. MY BUTT HURTS. NEWS YOU CAN USE...................... NOT....................................

IMPORTANT NEWS IS NOT REPORTED HERE....................................................................... THIS IS FOR THE DUMB AND




MENTALLY CHALLENGED........................................................................... GEEZZZZZ, THAT MUST BE US...................................................... WE ARE HERE AREN'T WE???????????????????????????????????



WHO IN THE HELL DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS ANYWAY??????????????????????????????????????



HE LOOKS LIKE CRAP AND SO DOES THAT SKAAANNKY BLONDE...................................... GO WASH YOUR HAIR, BIMBO...............................................................

Posted at 11:27AM on Mar 21st 2008 by i AM a ANNOYING BIITCHHH

22. Well, he is fat isn't he?

Posted at 11:32AM on Mar 21st 2008 by daboy

23. That cop is pretty hefty to be "enforcement".
If I get held up, etc. in Miami Beach I hope he doesnt show up to save me!

Posted at 11:50AM on Mar 21st 2008 by Val

24. Mickey needs to grow up and get a life. He's a has-been.

Posted at 12:04PM on Mar 21st 2008 by jody

25. oh Mickey you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey, hey Mickey

Posted at 12:13PM on Mar 21st 2008 by mittelfrueh

26. To "whatever" #18 at 11:14......I agree TOTALLY !!!!! He THINKS he's a celeb...."how dare that cop arrest him"!!!! BUT, yet again, he got off easy....$10 per hour.....what a joke to their department for letting him off the hook, and what a slap in the face to the officer....really pathetic !!! Maybe the other cops don't like him BECAUSE he doesn't give people like Rourke a "get out of jail free" card. Rourke should have gotten arrested for the fact that he's toooo FUGLY to be walking the streets, let alone riding a Vespa !!! What, he can't even afford a used Mercedes???? AND have the nerve to demean (spelling?) the girl that he was with !!! As I said before.....AZZHOLE !!!!!!!

Posted at 12:15PM on Mar 21st 2008 by Hmmmmmmm

27. mickey your so hateful, everytime you get into trouble, you go off at the mouth. good actor, but a citizen, your hateful. clean that mouth up. haahaaaa NEVER

Posted at 12:32PM on Mar 21st 2008 by pattie

28. Ooh, no he didn't! LOLOLOL

Posted at 12:37PM on Mar 21st 2008 by Maria

29.

*sigh* I miss Hot Mickey. "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man". Hotness.


Posted at 1:08PM on Mar 21st 2008 by OCD

30. I'm sorry, would you let yourself get picked up by the likes of him? Just the thought of it makes me ill and I mean that with the utmost sincerity.

Posted at 2:28PM on Mar 21st 2008 by emme

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