Brit Brit: The Cure for Global Warming?

16. Britney taught me so much!

Fraps kick in a buzz.

You don't need to brush your weave

never let an arab in your house\

Always use free security (ex 17)

it's ok to be a nationwide whore

AND, you don't really have to spend time with your kids,

oh I almost forgot the best and most favorite thing Britney taught me........................

My new British? louisiana accent that my kids and hubby love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:12PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Britneys hot as f*ck

17. Would you like to meet a real woman? Not some bimbo, brainless gland of a person -- but someone of power, depth and\
accomplishment. OK, then. Oprah may want to endorse her ...


What if I called you up -- broke right into an enthused stride, saying: " Would you join me for lunch today? Nothing fancy or obsequiously gourmet, just pure and simple stuff."

You'd, being of sound mind and body, probably say: "That sounds nice. You're, I'm sure nice, too, but I really have, you know, these commitments. You see?"

I completely understand, I would remark. But what if I told you that I am bringing with me someone that you may want to meet. Yes, someone who, due to their own inimitable, driven self, had overcome these huge obstacles and, this is for your ears only:
".... Really did change the world."

You'd possibly say, " Wow, that'd be something ...."

The interesting thing is, no one would know this story unless someone had written it. No one would -- or could possibly -- know what had happened, unless the person allowed this to breathe in the light of our uncommon day. In this case, Janine's husband, our narrator.

Do you think that people could believe the power of this one-hundred twenty-seven pound woman, who pulled up stakes from her well-paying investment analyst position, only to have a run at solving the world's problems -- the environment, an awful war and other calamities; and, if this would not be enough, found a way to mentor a woman who needed a whole new life and would quite possibly pass this education on to others .... it's wonderful, continuous circle this process ... it' s the education of the soul, knowledge passed on to glean answers , meaning. Results mean compensation. Earnings equal freedom to be. To pass the torch to others, is not a slight goal.

It is the complete closed loop of meaning and growth.

Would you want to hear the whole story?

It's done. Sealed in time and a faithful husband's hand -- who could not keep this to himself.

Would you please join me? Oh, you can not make it? I understand. I'd be more than happy to provide the whole story. The rather short novel is this story. Should you want to read a copy of this life impacting many lives, please let me know. I'd love to send you the story, 'SHE 's GOT A TICKET TO RIDE".

Warmest regards,

William Norris
norris337@sbcglobal.net
Naperville , IL .

Posted at 2:23PM on Mar 23rd 2008 by William Norris

18. TO TMZ!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY NASTY THINGS ABOUT THE CELEBRITIES, ESPECIALLY BRITNEY? I can understand why they don't like you people! You are always up in their faces and never say anything nice,. What did these people ever do to you except to try and avoid you?

Posted at 3:44PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Me in DC

19. When Paris Hilton was going to jail, all TMZ wrote was how fantastic Paris is. It was sickening.

What's your fight with Britney Spears? She not paying you enough?

This is a disgusting piece of crap you wrote. Nasty. The woman is fighting for her life and family, goes out and does some work, and you trash her. You are despicable. Seems to me people don't like YOU very much at all. You couldn't auction off your socks and you know it.

Posted at 4:46AM on Mar 27th 2008 by anonymous

20. TMZ What is up with your are rude and disgusting attitude toward her ???

Posted at 5:36PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by clyde

21. I know you lost your # 1 headliner, but it's time to give this girl a break!!!!!!! Her problem was the bi-polar and Sam, not to mention a bunch of other hanger-ons that just used her. I thought your website was fun at first, but now I see how utterly mean you guys really are.

Posted at 4:49PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by jane clark

22. I'D WISH THEY WOULD TAKE THOSE UGLY FREKIN SUNGLASSES AND CHEAP EARRINGS AWAY FROM HER. THOSE TURQUOISE THINGS WERE ON HER FROM DAY ONE .....UGHH

Posted at 5:36PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by diamond lil

23. For gods sake, leave the girl alone. All she ever did was go crazy and make you boatloads of money. Yes, she made mistakes. I don't know a single person on earth who hasn't.
The Britney era has passed.

Posted at 5:39PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Jessa

24. Doesn't this loser ever shower, she always looks so greasy and dirty, why is that? Wash your hair idiot.

Posted at 9:01PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Joan K

25. Don't worry Norris, I already turned your as in! I hope you rot like the dirty spammer you are!

Posted at 6:06PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by W. Norris is a slimy spammer!

26. Second Germany is much more crowded than the USA,
therefore problems with the environment have relative quick effects for a lot of people.
Fortunately our valuable Mrs. Britney Spears is not the only one who likes to solve the problems of the world.
In general these problems are to guarantee some minimal human standards for people
against some people in power, who are military or financial aided.
This includes a Natural environment where it is possible to live without the danger of being poisoned
or being a victim of to much natural catastrophes like tornados or earthquakes.
The last are much better prognostic than in former times due to scientific progress.
Unfortunately this applies to our valuable Mrs. Britney Spears herself,
who has and is treated beneath human standards for a adult intelligent and successful person,
the last two properties are superfluous for the treatment in a human way.
As everyone is interested in having guaranteed a minimal standard
in being treated, some political actions or thoughts regarding
the guarantee for all people,
especially for those where these standards are violated,
is some kind of self defence.

Minimal standards for humane living is the general idea of the theory of justice of John Rawls,
which is standard in law discussion.

At last I like to mention that neuroleptics reduce subjective feelings of happiness.

Posted at 6:26PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Harald (Wenk) Dr. rer. nat.

27. #27
here the missing start (the way from Germany is long)
People interested in keeping natural resources may be reminded that in Europe, especially in Germany,
the ecological movement has its start and height in the 80ies and is much stronger.
There has also happened a lot in natural science concerning ecology here.
The greater force of the green movement here in Germany,
even politically with a ruling green party for 8 years,
has several reasons.
At first in Europe people are much more political inclined than in the USA.

Posted at 6:36PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Harald (Wenk Dr. rer. nat)

28. ?????? Where's the news TMZ????? ok.This is it?????

Posted at 7:12PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Moe

29. She needs to ditch those boots....preferably in a toxic waste dump.

Posted at 8:45PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by aaron

30. Seriously... leave her alone. No one with half a heart wants to hear trash talk about this poor woman anymore. Enough.

Posted at 9:01PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by sniperschick