Brit Sings in Church? Get the Flock Outta Here!

16. the report from the mirror is wrong , mel & britney are not that close.

concentration should be spent on investigating Kaplan for demaing britney(via:sands) and asking her to pay his high fees (400k+)... Also investigate/prosecute sam lufti for lying about(deformation) & endangering britney.
Follow By -- Investiagting kaplan, adnan, sam lufti , sands for exploiting britney for financial gain...

Posted at 3:38PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by reporter

17. Mel Gibson might have realized that there are laws against the exploitation of the gravely disabled. Something CBS needs to realize before they have a "gravely disabled" Britney Spears say things like "can we have sex and then go shopping" on national television.

Posted at 3:48PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by jh

18. Any church that Mel Gibson that pope hating, homophobic, antisemetic, bigoted, lying hypocrite belongs to is an abomination to the American nation. And, as many problems as Ms. Spears has, she has never been a bigot, and she has never done anythig to cause others to hate eachother, from any religious doctrine, her road to salvation is secured. So, Brittney as far as Mel Gibson and the lunatic fringe at his "church" run...run for the love of God....run like you were naked covered in honey and being chased down by Rosie O'Donnel.....RUN!

Posted at 4:12PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by God Calling

19. If she were to sing in church she would get radiation poisoning
from all the camera cell phones being used to capture her
singing so the images be sold to the paps.

Posted at 4:22PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by fishfry2

20. don't you buzzards realize that it is someone else using her name & picture???
Anyone could do this....How gullible !!

Posted at 5:20PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by ruffles

21. To #20 who thinks that Brit Brit is not a bigot: Go back and look at the footage of when she stole the lighter. A pap says something to her that she does not understand, and she says, "Learn to speak English! Go back to your own country!" Not pretty.

Posted at 5:20PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by britbritisaskank

22. Holy bleeding eardrums Batman! I'm glad this is just another BS bs rumor! Or maybe she'll just botch another lip syncing episode!

Posted at 5:28PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Sing? I didn't know they had karaoke machines in churches!

23. To # 23 that is a incorrect statement about britney , one of the only accurate statements is that of #18.

Posted at 5:34PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by truth

24. You're right, there's no way this is true. Whether or not Mel Gibson still practices the very strict guidelines of his version of Opus Dei, the Catholic Church requires that music performed during service be written specifically for worship. In other words, no secular music. There would be nothing Britney could sing unless a recognized, sacred music composer wrote her a song. While that is possible, it surely isn't happening at Mel's church -- everything is said in Latin, very old world, Bishop LeFevbre.

Posted at 8:35PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Margeaux

25. think shell blow up as she walks through tha door?? I love brit...reallly i do.............................im a fan of her ...her...spending....and er..her old body aaaaaand her..........her........old videos.on mute.......

Posted at 5:55PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by SolizGiRl

26. This just in: Britney Spears will be the keynote speaker at this summer's Democratic convention.

But a reliable source now says that "there isn't an ounce of truth" to this claim.

Oh, wait! We just heard that Britney Spears will be the pilot on the next Space Shuttle flight.

But no, we just found out that "there isn't an ounce of truth" to what we were told.

BREAKING NEWS! Britney Spears had sex with a duck!

Oh, it turns out that this was just a dream and "there isn't an ounce of truth" to it.

Posted at 6:11PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by HooplaOinkOink

27. Mel is a Roman Catholic, who, like all of us, is human; therefore, not perfect..

Britney Spears would not be a good choice to sing anything in a Roman Catholic Church, unless she has converted. Even then, because of her reputation. Mel knows that appropriateness is the key word, here.

Easter is the greatest day in Roman Catholicism, and the rest of Christianity! Without the risen Christ, there'd be no chrisitan religion!

Posted at 6:32PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by older and wiser

28. To whoa on comment # 17 at 3:38 PM... don't forget to add cigarettes, Red Bull, cheetos, laxatives and tacos. LOL!

Posted at 6:45PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by My Opinion

29. Wow, and this is Easter.. I certainly have seen the milk of human kindness dripping from the comments today. By the way, I am sure that Britney or even you, would be welcome to attend Mass on Easter Morning. She may not sing, but she would be welcomed. And it would be a great place for Britney to be.. Robert I am not sure what you were implying with the term Brister. Caution, it is a name of a Very Large Family Group in Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Georgia and Alabama, and you never know when a Brister is present. To tell you the truth, I cannot even imagine why this story ever made it online. I wish all of you a very Happy Easter, and will have you in my thoughts in the morning during Mass.

Posted at 6:51PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by GrandmaToo

30. Grandma 2---Post 30---
When referring to Brister, Robert meant that since Britney was from the South, that she was going to get banged ny the entire family...It's an incest joke...And it's disgusting...Because, while it's okay to bang a cousin, you cross the line when you bang a sibling

Posted at 7:44PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by hanjobsolo