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Ryan - I Never Boinked Britney!

Ryan Phillippe says that he never did it with Britney Spears last year – or any of a slew of starlets he was rumored to have hooked up with after his divorce from Reese Witherspoon.

Under stiff interrogation from Howard Stern on his radio show, Ryan denied having made out with the Britster, and also nixed any notion that he had hooked up with Ashlee Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or Angelina Jolie. But he did admit that Lindsay Lohan "wanted" him.

Meanwhile, in the realm of real relationships, Ryan acknowledged that Reese's boy Jake is "a good dude" and says he wants his ex "to be happy, and it seems like she is."

Jessica's Papa Joe – Lookin' for Love?


While Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo heat it up – ok, at Six Flags, but it's somethin' – it looks like things could be a lot rockier for Jess' folks Joe and Tina.

The New York Post says the pair haven't been spotted together in months – TMZ just spotted him out solo, giving Tony the silent treatment – and just the other night, he was at a party in Austin, Tex. Without his wedding ring on and cruising the room, according to a spy. Sad thing is, Papa Joe got shut down: "He was flirting with one group of girls who either didn't know who he was or didn't care, and just grabbed their drinks, laughed and walked away."

His rep didn't return the Post's calls.

Party Favors: Heather Mills Really Won't Shut Up ... Beatles Sue to Keep Ringo's First Gig Silent ... Senator Pothole – TV's Next Judge?


Heather Mills just won $50 mil from Paul McCartney – but she won't go away and shut the eff up. After the judge in her divorce case eviscerated her for basically lying about her finances, she just had to go on morning TV and issue another statement about that. We won't bore you with the annoying details. ... The Beatles are suing a Florida entertainment company for $15 million to prevent them from releasing bootlegs of what was apparently Ringo Starr's first gig with the band. The recording was made in Hamburg in 1962, and the suit alleges that the tape is of "poor quality" and will dilute the Beatles' "extraordinarily valuable image." Guess it really did suck. ... Is Al D'Amato headed to the TV bench? The Hollywood Reporter says the former Senator is in "early stage" discussions about bringing his raspy rants to TV.

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16. Heather Mills should have to give Pauls attorney the settlement for " babtizing" her in court.. HOW stupid. This sholud show the world what Paul had to put up with... Not only a GOLD DIGGER, but a mentally challenged one at thet.

Posted at 12:58PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Pat

17. Hmmm 50 mil for 4 years or $5000 an hour... sounds like Spitzer got the better deal...maybe he is not such an idiot after all

Posted at 11:21AM on Mar 26th 2008 by Jersey Dave

18. Sounds to me like Heather got her a$$ kicked by her own leg!!! Don't be such a poor sport Heather not all of us "commoners" have someone to mop our floors... You would have probably gotton the full amount if you were able to wrap both legs around Paul, but then again the class you have shown is only half that...
Hopefully your daughter will take on the class of her daddy and not the trash like her mommy!
Better start hitting the sale racks by your flat lady!

Posted at 1:33PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by CrisT

19. I can't understand why "Kristin," or whatever her name is, gets so much publicity for being a high priced call girl when Heather got $50M for three or four years. They were both working it for the moolah.

Posted at 1:53PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Lillianne

20. Jessica looks too much like her Papa Joe. The whole Simpson family just bugs me. I don't support any of them.

Posted at 1:47PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Megan

21. Mills is like a wreck that everyone stops for a second to look at and then forgets 5 minutes later.

Her punishment will be to pass on to utter obscurity.

Posted at 1:59PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by jFp

22. Ryan Phillippe is a sha-la-la bandit! Brit-Pig would be so lucky as to get nailed by a little stud like Ryan Phillippe.

Posted at 1:59PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Christopher

23. Like Mark David Chapman, she has been reduced to obscure Beatle footnote. I figure she made $34,000 a DAY married to Paul. Good money for some. Now be gone!

Posted at 2:35PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Nurk Derkler

24. So Joe goes from Preacher to pimp? Mid- life crisis right on cue.

Posted at 3:22PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Kelli

25. It doesn’t matter what Heather does now, all these statements and PR campaigns are just making her look even more despicable. She’s doing even more damage to herself. She's also probably mad that she didn’t get as much money as she wanted. I’m not saying that Sir Paul is a saint, but he knows how to handle himself in public better that she does. All that talking she did, and is still doing, it ruined her reputation. She should just take what she has, and disappear for a while if she really wants people to stop criticizing her.

Posted at 4:16PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Lina

26. Well, Not Impressed - Geez, I run to the gym and you decided to kick me in the balls! Ouch!

Listen honey - you don't know ANYTHING about the people you are judging. Period. End of story. Of course Ryan was on Stern's show to promote his film (duh!) - and if you don't like Howard, don't listen (you're too cheap for Sirius anyway...). But when you say "everybody knows" as if it were fact - BABY, it's not! And even if it is true, you know NOTHING about the Witherspoon/Phillppe marriage. She might be a raving bitch to live with - and my point is you state rumor as fact, when, in fact, YOU KNOW NOTHING! Nada. Zip. Zilch. Period.

Now, that said - you are as entitled as me to your opinion - yes, honey, YOUR OPINION. I liked Ryan Phillipe on the Stern Show. He was a good interview. Seemed honest enough, but then again, I have no way of knowing. But usually these Amierca's sweethearts like Julia Roberts, Reese, Jenn Aniston, etc., are not what they pretend on screen to be.

You don't know Britney, Paris, Lindsay, etc. - but you sure do judge them! Which is your perogotive. But you KNOW NOTHING. So admit it.

Now go take a MIdol and relax, ok??

Posted at 4:22PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Clive Summers, Cross Dresser

27. I am so out of it-what's going on with Stedman (that Stedman?) and Dina Lohan, Lindsays mom? And that PapaJoe - Euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Icky. Awful. Nick Lachey was lucky to get away from those people alive. Tho Ashlee seems to be the normal one in that family. Someone fill me in on Stedman and Lindsays mom please!!

Posted at 4:26PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by dina macgreevy

28.
I LOVE RYAN , HE IS SO GOREOUS AND SO HOT.
HE IS A GREAT ACTOR, A WONDERFUL DAD AND A VERY NICE GUY.

Posted at 5:14PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by ravan

29. Heather Mills is not only an UGLY BITCH, she is demented. Don't know how Sir Paul put up with her for four years. She is as crazy as a loon and shouln't have custody of their child. Imagine nutty Heather as a moher ?? Horrors !!!

Posted at 5:20PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Heather is an Idiot

30. The source is New York Post? The same paper who swore up & down that Tiger Woods bought that $65m estate in the Hamptons? Lol. And they got shut down by Tiger's agent/manager. Oh yeah. Very reliable source indeed, lol.

Posted at 6:15PM on Mar 22nd 2008 by Kara

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