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It's Britney, Beach!

Posted Mar 23rd 2008 11:32PM by TMZ Staff

So we're thinkin', better for Britney to get sand in her toes than Adnan in her hose.

We're told Brit's dad/conservator Jamie felt Brit was making such good progress, he gave her permission to spend the weekend in Malibu with her assistant and security.

Hangin' in the 'bu ... where's Mel?

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31. All you haters LEAVE TMZ ALONE!

Posted at 12:30AM on Mar 24th 2008 by Leave TMZ alone!

32. Well spell, it is the beach so it could come in handy if their is in fact LSD involved. If it bothers you though I hope they change it.

Posted at 12:33AM on Mar 24th 2008 by wait, but

33. I see I made an error. Feel free to correct.

Posted at 12:35AM on Mar 24th 2008 by wait, but

34. OK. So let me get this straight. Britney is taking LSD and sailing in a boat to join the Mormon Church where she's going to get her operation so she can be a TV.

Posted at 12:35AM on Mar 24th 2008 by Did I get it right?

35. strait..boat...tv...lsd...yeah, sounds about right.

Posted at 12:38AM on Mar 24th 2008 by spellchecker

36. 35. I think that is correct.Don't forget the dinghy though.Have we confirmed if she had her clothes on, or was it just a bra and underwear? Anything else to talk about? Everyone have a nice Easter?

Posted at 12:38AM on Mar 24th 2008 by wait, but

37. 23, has a point. We should be concerned about the fish. That's just caring about the environment.

Posted at 12:41AM on Mar 24th 2008 by wait, but

38. heading towards a strait...kinda like LOST,,,,will she end up on a deserted island?

Posted at 12:41AM on Mar 24th 2008 by spellchecker

39. Thanks. It's hard to keep up with Britney these days.

Posted at 12:44AM on Mar 24th 2008 by Did I get it right?

40. Manhattan Beach is beautiful, it doesnt look anything like Louisiana.

Posted at 12:57AM on Mar 24th 2008 by ctgirl

41. Well if she does end up on an island, I hope Mary Ann can be there for her. It could help take the place of her meds she wouldn't have.

Posted at 12:45AM on Mar 24th 2008 by wait, but

42. OMG! You're right! What if she ends up on a desert island with Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler, and a lawyer, and what if she has a gun, but only with two bullets? What should poor Britney do?

Answer: shoot the lawyer twice.

Posted at 12:45AM on Mar 24th 2008 by Sergeant Sphincter of the Dirt Patrol

43. Funny! A friend of mine says lawyers=liars. Good choice.

Posted at 12:48AM on Mar 24th 2008 by wait, but

44. geez. spellchecker may be a lawyer? not anymore.....

Posted at 12:51AM on Mar 24th 2008 by spellchecker

45. Oh Deena, I love you! Forget Britney and that stupid "cutehoneys" web site. You put her to shame.

Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena ... I could say your name forever. I desire you. I want you more than I have ever wanted anyone in my life.

Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena Deena

Let's run away together, my Dear Darling Deena. Come to me, my Queen, I will worship you forever ...

Posted at 12:55AM on Mar 24th 2008 by Deena is my angel

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