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16. You idiot....South Africa IS a country.

Christ...and you call Paris stupid.

Posted at 2:27PM on Mar 25th 2008 by lavakiss

17. Uhhhh.... nice kitty.... good kitty... SLASH! CHOMP! SLURP!! SMACK!!!

Of course, anyone who knows anything about large cats knows that the Cheetah is the tamest of the bunch. Some are even kept as house pets in a few South African homes. Was this one raised from a cub? Was this a house pet? Had it been well fed before the photos? Inquiring minds... oh, never mind. It's Paris Hilton. Who cares what happens to her?

Posted at 2:33PM on Mar 25th 2008 by Doctor Bob

18. Paris has come along way.s She seems calmer and happy with Benji. Why can't we let people change and say decent things about them they are acting positive? I am happy for you Paris.

Posted at 12:41AM on Mar 28th 2008 by sallygail

19. Sheesh -- so West Africa is now a country. What an idiot! I wonder if she knows that Rwanda is a country, and where it's located in Africa?

Posted at 2:46PM on Mar 25th 2008 by Bill

20. I'll say it again -- so you don't misunderstand my post: She thinks South Africa AND West Africa are countries? Now do you understand?!? She's IN South Africa for Pete's sake.

Posted at 2:50PM on Mar 25th 2008 by George

21. Paris is a loser. We really don't want updates on what she's doing.

Posted at 3:02PM on Mar 25th 2008 by candor

22. Who cares...

Posted at 3:04PM on Mar 25th 2008 by bat

23. SHES LETTING THE CAT SNIFF THE NASTY ON HER HAND
MAYBE HE CHOWED DOWN ON HER LATER
LETS HOPE SO AT LEAST

Posted at 3:07PM on Mar 25th 2008 by ???????

24. It's amazing to me how self serving pearASS's photo ops are. And empty. While she's out on her "love me, I'm paris hilton" world tour, posing for the cameras, getting the names of "countries" wrong & autographing pictures of herself in a bikini for south african kids (WTF?), some other celebrities are doing things that actually help people. For example, here's something about Johnny Depp that was just posted at another site (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/03/johnny-depp-loves-his-fans.html):
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"Although you will never hear this story from him or his publicists, Johnny Depp recorded a personalized message for Sophie Wilkinson, a 17 year old straight-A student who fell into a coma after being critically injured in a car accident five months ago. Desperate to try anything that might bring his daughter back, Wilkinson's father, Andrew, wrote Depp asking for the message, explaining to Depp that he was his daughter's favorite actor and POTC was her favorite movie. And, of course, Johnny did it. In his Jack Sparrow voice.

Remarkably enough, the young girl began moving her right leg shortly after hearing the recording of Depp. The parents shed tears of joy to know that their daughter has hope of returning to life. Depp was apparently so touched with the letter written to him by Andrew, he committed himself to doing anything necessary to help out a fan and a young girl in need."
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Kinda puts pearASS's arrogant "look at me" world tour antics in perspective, doesn't it. It's too bad actions like Johnny Depp's are the exception in Hollywood & not the rule...

Posted at 3:08PM on Mar 25th 2008 by someone please off pearASS...

25. Maybe she should move to West Africa. Yes, I think that's a great idea.

Posted at 3:07PM on Mar 25th 2008 by mano

26. 17. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 2:24PM on Mar 25th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
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Attention Hospital Administrators: Please don't allow this mental patient access to a computer anymore. He/she/it is embarrassing him/her/itself again...

Posted at 3:13PM on Mar 25th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla = 800 Pound GAYrilla

27. I hope she liked the cheetahs accent.

Posted at 3:15PM on Mar 25th 2008 by Kelli

28. CHOMP

Posted at 3:25PM on Mar 25th 2008 by Trixie24

29. 19. You idiot....South Africa IS a country.

Christ...and you call Paris stupid.

Posted at 2:27PM on Mar 25th 2008 by lavakiss
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She IS stupid. West Africa is a REGION, not a country. DUH...

Posted at 3:17PM on Mar 25th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla = 800 Pound GAYrilla

30. If Benji was smart he would leave her ass there...in West Africa *snicker*

I heard thru the grapevine that Benji is sick of Paris' selfishness and the speed at which she attached herself. He wants to cut and run really bad. You can see in recent photos he is miserable as hell.

Posted at 3:24PM on Mar 25th 2008 by Laguna Beach