Paging Siegfried & Roy!

61. Sadly our 'Wonky-Eyed' daughter Paris is a sperm burping cocaine addled drunken slam-pig.
Our entire family prayed she would die while incarcerated last year.
Sincerely

Rick Hilton

Posted at 6:54PM on Mar 25th 2008 by Rick Hilton

62. Paris haters are geezers and geezerettes.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 7:16PM on Mar 25th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

63. i'm glad to see that paris is getting a nice vacation. she has been on probation for awhile and i hope she has a good time. as for benji, he's got some things going for him. he's made a success of himself, he's an american, and he's not a rapper

Posted at 9:58PM on Mar 25th 2008 by bobby ozone

64. Paris is retarded

Posted at 8:50PM on Mar 25th 2008 by Paris retarded

65. DAMN!!! somebody probably already fed the kitty. but then again... would you want to eat something THAT nasty???

Posted at 9:14PM on Mar 25th 2008 by breezyme

66. Paris and Benji look like they're happy and having a great time.
Y'all need to stop being so envious.

Posted at 11:29PM on Mar 25th 2008 by Jenna

67. Folks, this a woman who has inspired thousands of 12 year girls to aspire to be a 'bimbo'. If Paris is as 'bright' as some believe, or told, then God help the female species. She may be intelligent as they try to make us believe (cough), but it is not so intelligent to portray yourself as a - well let me put it bluntly- mono syllabic, boring, vacuous 'woman'- and can I say this- she is not a 'young woman' anymore, she is a WOMAN, and it pains me t say that. Eventually, she will become even more of a joke, and she will try so hard to gain some credibility, and she will always go down in history as a JOKE. People will smirk when her name is mentioned. Imagine living your life like that. Too sad. On so many levels.

Posted at 10:36AM on Mar 26th 2008 by Boobird

68. Now I ask 'ya...who in their right mind wears a hot winter wool (or polyester) cap in the scorching heat of Africa ??? A guy who is clueless enough to date a nimrod who dropped out of the 8th grade, and lies a lot, poses for no reason, passes out her nearly nude pic to kids, and pays to produce and star in her own stupid movie that no one wants to see. She is a legend in her own mind. LMAO !!!

Posted at 11:23AM on Mar 26th 2008 by Brooke from Brooklyn

69. How dare those foreign bast**ds let these toxic creatures get near that beautiful animal and spread their filth??

Posted at 3:35PM on Mar 26th 2008 by R.Zimmerman

70. Dear Saint Paris,

You are the greatest role model for everyone.
Everyone wants to be just like you.
You have millions of loyal fans who love you.


800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 3:21PM on Mar 27th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

71. It looks like they are having fun in South Africa, so good for them. The cheetah is really cute, BTW=)

Posted at 8:39AM on Mar 29th 2008 by Jessica Nyquist

72. Paris I thought I was your biggest fan but 30 minutes ago the clinic called and you gave me herpes.

Posted at 7:43PM on Mar 29th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

73. Dear Paris,

There is another 800 Pound gorilla saying mean things about you on TMZ.
I am the original 800 Pound gorilla who loves you.
I say only nice things about you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 9:18PM on Mar 29th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

74. Paris I am 800 Pound Gorilla and you know we spent time together and that I had a little problem with you know what. The clinic did say that I have herpes. Would you sit down and talk to me when you get back to town?? I do love you but the herpes has really hurt my feelings!!!!

Posted at 9:24PM on Mar 29th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

75. WHOEVER CALLED THE PETA PEOPLE "BUTTHEADS" OUGHT TO VISIT THE RESEARCH LABS IN UNIVERSITIES AND CORPORATIONS ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY. I'VE PERSONALLY SEEN WHAT'S DONE TO THESE DEFENSELESS CREATURES. SOMEONE'S GOT TO DEFEND THEM WHEN SCIENCE NEGLECTS TO FOLLOW ANY ETHICS CODE. AS FOR PARIS, I RESPECT HER LOVE OF ANIMALS, BUT SHE'S GOT TERRIBLE TASTE IN MEN!

Posted at 9:22PM on Mar 31st 2008 by kai ferano