Paging Siegfried & Roy!

i'm glad to see that paris is getting a nice vacation. she has been on probation for awhile and i hope she has a good time. as for benji, he's got some things going for him. he's made a success of himself, he's an american, and he's not a rapper

Paris is retarded

DAMN!!! somebody probably already fed the kitty. but then again... would you want to eat something THAT nasty???

Paris and Benji look like they're happy and having a great time.
Y'all need to stop being so envious.

Folks, this a woman who has inspired thousands of 12 year girls to aspire to be a 'bimbo'. If Paris is as 'bright' as some believe, or told, then God help the female species. She may be intelligent as they try to make us believe (cough), but it is not so intelligent to portray yourself as a - well let me put it bluntly- mono syllabic, boring, vacuous 'woman'- and can I say this- she is not a 'young woman' anymore, she is a WOMAN, and it pains me t say that. Eventually, she will become even more of a joke, and she will try so hard to gain some credibility, and she will always go down in history as a JOKE. People will smirk when her name is mentioned. Imagine living your life like that. Too sad. On so many levels.

Now I ask 'ya...who in their right mind wears a hot winter wool (or polyester) cap in the scorching heat of Africa ??? A guy who is clueless enough to date a nimrod who dropped out of the 8th grade, and lies a lot, poses for no reason, passes out her nearly nude pic to kids, and pays to produce and star in her own stupid movie that no one wants to see. She is a legend in her own mind. LMAO !!!

How dare those foreign bast**ds let these toxic creatures get near that beautiful animal and spread their filth??

Dear Saint Paris,

You are the greatest role model for everyone.
Everyone wants to be just like you.
You have millions of loyal fans who love you.


800 Pound Gorilla

It looks like they are having fun in South Africa, so good for them. The cheetah is really cute, BTW=)

Paris I thought I was your biggest fan but 30 minutes ago the clinic called and you gave me herpes.

Dear Paris,

There is another 800 Pound gorilla saying mean things about you on TMZ.
I am the original 800 Pound gorilla who loves you.
I say only nice things about you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Paris I am 800 Pound Gorilla and you know we spent time together and that I had a little problem with you know what. The clinic did say that I have herpes. Would you sit down and talk to me when you get back to town?? I do love you but the herpes has really hurt my feelings!!!!

WHOEVER CALLED THE PETA PEOPLE "BUTTHEADS" OUGHT TO VISIT THE RESEARCH LABS IN UNIVERSITIES AND CORPORATIONS ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY. I'VE PERSONALLY SEEN WHAT'S DONE TO THESE DEFENSELESS CREATURES. SOMEONE'S GOT TO DEFEND THEM WHEN SCIENCE NEGLECTS TO FOLLOW ANY ETHICS CODE. AS FOR PARIS, I RESPECT HER LOVE OF ANIMALS, BUT SHE'S GOT TERRIBLE TASTE IN MEN!

You all sound Jealous. Paris is cool.