
Wearing cataract shades and orthopedic platform wedges, 73-year-old living legend Shirley MacLaine nearly hacked up a lung as she huffed and puffed through Malibu on Monday -- while carrying her own dry cleaning.
Infirm of endearment!
Her glasses are clearly not cataract glasses. Maybe Dior, Chanel, etc. The shoes, if orthopedic, wouldn't be wedges. You guys are just mean. You'd think that having grampy Harvey around the office would soften your disdain for your eventual future, but you still write like vicious hatemongers.
"LIVING LEGEND" is right, but TMZ you need to knock it off on the other stuff. A 73 year old woman, picking up and carrying her own dry cleaning when she could easily afford to have all this done for her just makes her more loveable and human to me.
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