
Screw fixing the economy, those are the hottest presidential nominees since, well, ever! We dig the highlights.

Truth be know, Pitt and Jolie are siblings. She likes it that way - kids call him, Uncle Daddy.
Hillarina still looks good but Bomomba?? YIKES... GOOFY AS THE REAL ONE, and I DON"t mean PITT.
My immediate thought was that the Hillary-person-thing looks just like Jennifer Coolidge's character in Best In Show. You remember, the rich, dolled-up woman married to an elderly man and who eventually engages in a lesbian affair with the poodle handler? Yeah, her. I love Christopher Guest. I bet he could make Hillary funny.
I'm not sure if this was mentioned but the dude looks like a tanned Hal Sparks from VH1's I love the (insert decade, song genre, Etc) or a tanned Topher Grace.
Can we get a BREAK from brad and angie stories. plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I'm tired of always hearin about them. TMZ GIVE US BETTER STORIES!!!!!!
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