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Britney Resurrects the Stained Blue Dress

Britney SpearsPaging Monica Lewinsky! She may have gone to the dentist for a teeth cleaning -- but what Brit really needed was to clean her dress!

Spears and her reblondered, semi-hellacious weave went in and out of two different dental offices yesterday, wearing a noticeably grease-smeared frock. A tub of OxiClean only costs $7.99.



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31. How about giving this poor child a break??!! If a stain on her dress is all you have to write about her today, you are some kind of pitiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:17PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Momma

32. With all that she's been through - the stain is a minor thing. I don't know anything about weaves but how long does one wear those things. Surely by now a lot of her hair should have grown back, right???

Posted at 1:19PM on Mar 27th 2008 by GR

33. NOW I KNOW SHE'S NUTS...BLUE STAINED DRESS, UGLY GREEN HORSEBAG, AND A SKEEVY DRESS. IT PROBABLY IS 10 YRS OLD, AND HAS NEVER BEEN CLEANED! YUCK ....

Posted at 1:22PM on Mar 27th 2008 by lean cat

34. OMFG!!!! THOSE EARRINGS ARE THERE AGAIN...DON'T MATCH AND THAT GREEN THING PURSE?? WHO'S HAND IS SHE HOLDING? DA DA??????

Posted at 1:27PM on Mar 27th 2008 by lean cat

35. It is SILK, people ! The Dentist probably spilled water, or something, while working on her. She should have worn cotton, or changed before she left the office. She went to the dentist, happens to everyone. Still, she should carry SHOUT stain removal packets, if she isn't wearing silk. Silk CAN be washed first, then you can wash it later, if you spill something. I mean, washed before sewn. (I know you all HAD to know all this.)

Posted at 1:27PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Dry Clean Only

36. Britney Spears' attorney is trying his best to steer her out of trouble.

Legal eagle Michael Flanagan tells E! News he's not planning to let the beleaguered singer cop a plea on a misdemeanor charge of driving without a valid California license, saying it's who his client is and not what she did that's keeping this case on the docket.

"Anyone can see this is not the case of the century. The fact is that Britney is being treated differently," he said. "This should be just treated as a fix-it ticket or an infraction."

"Her mother, father, sister all have Louisiana licenses," Flanagan added. "It is a Louisiana family. In California, you have to get a license within 10 days if you are domiciled here.

"But whether you are domiciled is a state of mind. She had a valid Louisiana license at the time of the accident without a mark on her record."

Spears is scheduled to go to trial June 18, a court date her camp is looking to avoid.

Flanagan has drafted a motion to have the case dismissed but, because it's Britney, he'll have to take at least one extra step before he files.

The defendant needs to sign a declaration permitting him to move forward, but Flanagan figures he'll have to get the go-ahead from the 26-year-old divorcée's conservatorship, considering Britney has been ruled temporarily incapable of entering a plea on her own behalf.

"It may be that Jamie or Lynne have to sign for her," the lawyer said. Lynne Spears, Britney's mom, is not part of the conservatorship, however, so it's dad Jamie Spears and his coconservator, attorney Andrew Wallet, whose signatures would be needed to seal the deal.

Britney's vehicular troubles stem from her August 2007 run-in with a parked car that was captured ever-so-efficiently by the ubiquitous paparazzi. Although she eventually settled up with the car's owner, a complaint had already been filed, leading to the invalid license charge.

Posted at 1:28PM on Mar 27th 2008 by breaking news

37. You mean I'm sneakin' onto TMZ during work, and this is IT ? Waterspotted dress from Dentist Office !!!!!!!!!!! BREAKING NEWS!

Posted at 1:30PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Dave

38. I for one feel good to see Britney not being stalked and her father bring some calmness to her life. Rock on, Brit.

Posted at 1:32PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Lenn K.

39. She always manages to look skanky no matter what she wears. So what else is new?

Posted at 1:40PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Abella

40. Why make comments about how she looks.......why not find all the conservators, starting with Pa, ask them why they can't get her to clean up or keep her at home......it seems like they are taking the do it our way and get a reward thing ......so let's take it to the max on clothes, just to make TMZ happy.............Britney is so drugged out on meds that I don't think she even knows what she puts on or takes off.......lets face facts though.......we keep going on and on about everything Britney and I'm sure the attitude in the crazy family is any publicity is better than no publicity...................

Posted at 2:04PM on Mar 27th 2008 by debeers

41. and your point? like noone gets their shirts dirty or spills, get over it ~!

Posted at 2:04PM on Mar 27th 2008 by humm

42. Baby bump maybe?

Posted at 2:22PM on Mar 27th 2008 by jen

43. not even worth beating off to anymore

Posted at 2:31PM on Mar 27th 2008 by K3vin

44. WHATEVER PEOPLE OR SHOULD I SAY FOLLOWERS TO LOW CLASS CELEBUTARDS LIKE HER. DO YOU PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE HER "GO BRITNEY GO" LIKE PAYING HER BILLS CUZ THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT U ARE DOING!!

Posted at 2:51PM on Mar 27th 2008 by AND

45. Yea #15 - That's what I have been saying!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is not the one taking care of those kids and where does he get off having Brit have to PAY for his lawyers?? Both sides always ask for that - but in the end each usually pays for their own. Whats so special about him???????????????

Posted at 2:55PM on Mar 27th 2008 by mimi

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