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Britney Resurrects the Stained Blue Dress

Paging Monica Lewinsky! She may have gone to the dentist for a teeth cleaning -- but what Brit really needed was to clean her dress!

Spears and her reblondered, semi-hellacious weave went in and out of two different dental offices yesterday, wearing a noticeably grease-smeared frock. A tub of OxiClean only costs $7.99.



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31. #28 you said it! She looks ho-rrible all the time. With all that money and she can't dress properly? Look at a fashion mag for gods sake girl! See how famous folks with money and class are supposed to look! Even casually.
And yeah...if you knew your pic was gonna end up on the front of every magazine wouldn't you pay a bit more attention to your wardrobe?
Proves ya can take the girl outta the trailer, but ya can't take the trash outta the girl!

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 27th 2008 by NShado

32. How about giving this poor child a break??!! If a stain on her dress is all you have to write about her today, you are some kind of pitiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:17PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Momma

33. With all that she's been through - the stain is a minor thing. I don't know anything about weaves but how long does one wear those things. Surely by now a lot of her hair should have grown back, right???

Posted at 1:19PM on Mar 27th 2008 by GR

34. NOW I KNOW SHE'S NUTS...BLUE STAINED DRESS, UGLY GREEN HORSEBAG, AND A SKEEVY DRESS. IT PROBABLY IS 10 YRS OLD, AND HAS NEVER BEEN CLEANED! YUCK ....

Posted at 1:22PM on Mar 27th 2008 by lean cat

35. OMFG!!!! THOSE EARRINGS ARE THERE AGAIN...DON'T MATCH AND THAT GREEN THING PURSE?? WHO'S HAND IS SHE HOLDING? DA DA??????

Posted at 1:27PM on Mar 27th 2008 by lean cat

36. It is SILK, people ! The Dentist probably spilled water, or something, while working on her. She should have worn cotton, or changed before she left the office. She went to the dentist, happens to everyone. Still, she should carry SHOUT stain removal packets, if she isn't wearing silk. Silk CAN be washed first, then you can wash it later, if you spill something. I mean, washed before sewn. (I know you all HAD to know all this.)

Posted at 1:27PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Dry Clean Only

37. Britney Spears' attorney is trying his best to steer her out of trouble.

Legal eagle Michael Flanagan tells E! News he's not planning to let the beleaguered singer cop a plea on a misdemeanor charge of driving without a valid California license, saying it's who his client is and not what she did that's keeping this case on the docket.

"Anyone can see this is not the case of the century. The fact is that Britney is being treated differently," he said. "This should be just treated as a fix-it ticket or an infraction."

"Her mother, father, sister all have Louisiana licenses," Flanagan added. "It is a Louisiana family. In California, you have to get a license within 10 days if you are domiciled here.

"But whether you are domiciled is a state of mind. She had a valid Louisiana license at the time of the accident without a mark on her record."

Spears is scheduled to go to trial June 18, a court date her camp is looking to avoid.

Flanagan has drafted a motion to have the case dismissed but, because it's Britney, he'll have to take at least one extra step before he files.

The defendant needs to sign a declaration permitting him to move forward, but Flanagan figures he'll have to get the go-ahead from the 26-year-old divorcée's conservatorship, considering Britney has been ruled temporarily incapable of entering a plea on her own behalf.

"It may be that Jamie or Lynne have to sign for her," the lawyer said. Lynne Spears, Britney's mom, is not part of the conservatorship, however, so it's dad Jamie Spears and his coconservator, attorney Andrew Wallet, whose signatures would be needed to seal the deal.

Britney's vehicular troubles stem from her August 2007 run-in with a parked car that was captured ever-so-efficiently by the ubiquitous paparazzi. Although she eventually settled up with the car's owner, a complaint had already been filed, leading to the invalid license charge.

Posted at 1:28PM on Mar 27th 2008 by breaking news

38. poor thing. what a mess.

Posted at 12:27AM on Mar 29th 2008 by k.d.

39. You mean I'm sneakin' onto TMZ during work, and this is IT ? Waterspotted dress from Dentist Office !!!!!!!!!!! BREAKING NEWS!

Posted at 1:30PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Dave

40. I for one feel good to see Britney not being stalked and her father bring some calmness to her life. Rock on, Brit.

Posted at 1:32PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Lenn K.

41. She always manages to look skanky no matter what she wears. So what else is new?

Posted at 1:40PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Abella

42. and your point? like noone gets their shirts dirty or spills, get over it ~!

Posted at 2:04PM on Mar 27th 2008 by humm

43. Why make comments about how she looks.......why not find all the conservators, starting with Pa, ask them why they can't get her to clean up or keep her at home......it seems like they are taking the do it our way and get a reward thing ......so let's take it to the max on clothes, just to make TMZ happy.............Britney is so drugged out on meds that I don't think she even knows what she puts on or takes off.......lets face facts though.......we keep going on and on about everything Britney and I'm sure the attitude in the crazy family is any publicity is better than no publicity...................

Posted at 2:04PM on Mar 27th 2008 by debeers

44. I sincerely hope that as part of her recovery someone gets her a stylist. Perhaps after she works with someone for a bit she'll learn something about style. Once she started dressing herself she’s looked like a sleaze.

If she would just leave her hair one color and try to get help from a good hair stylist, perhaps she could start growing some healthy hair of her own. All that money, but you can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

Posted at 2:58PM on Mar 27th 2008 by emme

45. Baby bump maybe?

Posted at 2:22PM on Mar 27th 2008 by jen

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