1. ehhhh

Posted at 6:52PM on Mar 27th 2008 by maul

2. #1 BABY

Posted at 6:53PM on Mar 27th 2008 by FIRSSSST

3. I wonder if we could send all of our trash to Turkey?
Just a thought!

Posted at 6:57PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Naughty but nice :)

4. Ditto, #1, but I guess Brian and all the Paris loving freaks are on their way to condemn me for concurring with ya!

Posted at 7:00PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Lenn K.

5. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Saint Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 7:06PM on Mar 27th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

6. I hope that was a tmz pap with the blood running down his face.

Posted at 7:10PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Jack54

7. Do they realize she's old news? Poor Turkey- 50 years too late.

Ta!

Posted at 7:15PM on Mar 27th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

8. Those paps probably thought a video or pic would bring big $$$. Guess that they haven't heard that Paris is sooo yesterday.

Posted at 7:16PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Bonnie

9. Turkey fails at paparazzi.

Posted at 7:16PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Kev

10. She's an embarrassment where ever she goes. Hope they don't think all Americans are so ugly and stupid. Did she give any of her money to any charities on her trip. Ha. Ha.

Posted at 7:27PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Paris is So Demented.

11. She is lost without that stripper pole. Come home Paris, it's here.

Posted at 7:37PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Kelli

12. If they like the hoe that much, then she should stay over there and spread the itchy witchy all over that country.
People in the USA hate Paris Hilton so much that she is not wanted here. She tries to be a celebrity but the fact of the matter is that she is not talented and has nothing to offer the public that would put her on the level of celebrity status. Paris Hilton is hated in the USA. She breaks our laws, serves time in jail while faking a tummy ache inorder to get out. Well that didnt work did it Parasite! Her clothing line isnt selling.....her perfume isnt selling.....oh wait I take that back, I did see a bottle sell for $1.99 on ebay last week. My bad Paris! Her big self financed movie sank so low at the box office that they arent even gonna release it on DVD. Exactly what does that tell you Paris? You are not talented! LOL Your music cd bombed, your book bombed and oh let us not forget the big bomb! Champaigne in a can! LOL You are such a loser Paris Hilton. Just a skank hoe that only has one claim to fame, a self made porno that in reality wasnt worth watching. You boney beaked itchy skank hoe! LOL

Posted at 7:41PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Paris Stay In Turkey! USA Does Not Want You Anymore!

13. this is how bad the paps will b in holllyweird in a few years !!

Posted at 7:44PM on Mar 27th 2008 by wtf !!heart attack

14. The 800 lb Gorilla just sits around getting drunk on unsold Paris Perfume
and pleasuring herself with the empty bottles.

Go Away Paris! There is absolutely nothing that you can do to make people like you.
We hate you and You Suck!

Posted at 7:44PM on Mar 27th 2008 by We Hate Paris Hilton!

15. Hold On! Hold On! The turkish paps werent fighting over paris. I speak fluent Turkish and the guy that was bleeding was trying to hit Paris because he was pissed at her. He said that that Paris Hilton bitch gave me herpes last night and now my privates look like a baboons behind!

My God TMZ, get your facts straight.

That would pee me off too! Poor guy, needs Valtrex!

Posted at 7:50PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Love U Long Time or Until You Break Out!