Damn! The Press in Turkey Are MEAN!

SHAME ON YOU TMZ!!!

hold a mirror and look at your face TMZ,

aren't you the ones molesting celebs AND THEIR KIDS 24/7???

HAH!

When the --mean-- comments comes from you TMZ, it ain't no beliveable.

Dear Paris,

There is another 800 Pound Gorilla posting mean things on TMZ.
I am the original 800 Pound Gorilla who loves you.
I have only nice things to say about you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Paris I thought I was your biggest fan but the clinic just called and you gave me herpes.

I do not know who is posting in my name but they need to quit using my name. I am a gay male so how could I possibly have had sex with Paris. I do love Paris but I love the man I am living with with all my heart.

Dear Paris,

There is a whole herd of 800 Pound gorillas on TMZ now.
I hope you come home from Turkey soon.
There are hundreds of Paparazzis waiting to take your picture.
Everyone is interested in every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

Yes, that's true. The only fans Paris has are nasty gorillas who sit around pleasuring them selves and who still do not know what a toilet is. No normal critical thinking human being is interested in brain dead Paris. We gorillas want your vapidness, stupidity and insaciable and talentless ego all to ourselves.