Dane Cook is Hack-tastic

31. I thought you actually had to tell jokes to be funny. All he does is make strange noises and faces and man is that hilarious!!! If I wanted to watch someone do that funny I put in a Jim Carey DVD.

A genie comes out of the windex, wow, thats friggin hilarious. I'll give him credit, I heard one joke I actually laughed at so I guess that makes him a comedian.

Luckily I can just get most of my friends drunk and get the same laughs this guy gives.

Posted at 11:39PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Danes Cooked

32. I was at the Laugh Factory last night and had a blast. Dane is in fact hilarious and his jokes were unique and highly enjoyable. Plus you have to give props to a celeb that hasn't forgotten their roots. So many stars forget where they come from and where their careers began. Let's face it, Dane doesn't exactly need a career boost. My friends and I were really excited and he made our night. To be honest though, the second to last act was the best. The Laugh Factory was my favorite part of LA and I definitely recommend going. They have some amazing unrecognized talent. So basically the freak emo kid that wrote "hack" is a self mutilating humorless sac of excrement who wouldn't know talent if it tea bagged him in the face.
xoxox, Lindz

Posted at 1:12AM on Mar 29th 2008 by LHo

33. Dane cook is a hack who steals 60% of his act from other comics. His own material is watered down to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Here is a link to his wikipedia entry, check out the bit on plagarism. I can't wait for this turds 15 minutes to be up. People are beginning to get wise to his schtick.

Posted at 1:06PM on Mar 29th 2008 by Rotten

34. OK, to everyone who is referring to "HACK" as a tagging term. its NOT a tagging term. Hack is a term us comics use to describe a comic who is NOT original. someone who cant come up with material concepts on their own and have to use mundane ideas. i know cook and know he has been accused of it, but i think he is a genius in his own right and it was probably some envious comic who tagged up his sign.

Posted at 4:22AM on Mar 29th 2008 by Comespian

35. I don't get it. Dane Cook is ugly and 150% NOT FUNNY, but he walks around with such a smug attitude I want to smack him! Yeah you rock Dane, too bad you're fan base is made up ENTIRELY of 18 year old boys.....well maybe that's it!

Posted at 8:43AM on Mar 29th 2008 by chichimaire

36. Dane Cook is a total hack who surrounds himself with people less-funny than himself to appear better. Just because you can do a handstand onstage does not make you funny.

Posted at 8:04AM on Mar 30th 2008 by matm

37. Dane Cook sucks. If you really listen to his jokes, they are lame. All he does is jump around like a ten year old on meth, and point out things like how guys like to watch girls give them oral. Patton Oswalt, the late Mitch Hedberg, Brian Posein, Sarah Silverman,Dave Attel all crap out giant turds that are funnier than his best material. His type of comedy is made for people that watch t.v. shows like A.I., and dancing with the stars. Did anyone see 5mins. of tourgasm? It was soooo bad. Him and bunch of dumb ass bostonians that think they are funny go around the country trying to squeeze laughs out of high schoolers and college freshman. Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia and Vince Vaughn should create a tour and name it " We are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to stand-up, but you dumb f*#&'s will still pay to see it because, well you are dumb fuxs.

Posted at 4:22PM on Mar 29th 2008 by Jesse Custer

38. I was at the Laugh Factory about a month or so ago when Dane Cook made a guest appearance. He was way funnier than Bob Saget and John Garland from Curb Your Enthusiam. Garland was pathetic.

Dane Cook also introduced me to youporn.com....thanks Dane!!!

Posted at 12:04PM on Mar 31st 2008 by ben

39. Dane Cook is freakin hilarious. He is not a hack and who ever thinks hes a hack is gay because his material is hilarious.

Posted at 11:14AM on Apr 27th 2008 by Conti06