Celebrity Justice
TSA: We're Sorry About the Whole Nipple Thing

Gloria AllredGloria Allred 1, TSA 0!

The Transportation Security Administration has officially changed their screening process regarding nipple rings.

Today they acknowledged that they may have gone too far by having a woman remove her nipple rings during a stop at airport security clearance in Lubbock, TX.

The TSA posted the following statement on their website: "TSA acknowledges that our procedures caused difficulty for the passenger involved and regrets the situation in which she found herself. We appreciate her raising awareness on this issue and we are changing the procedures to ensure that this does not happen again."

Hooray for nipples everywhere!



Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird

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31. The people that screen at airports are out of control. I have flown many times since 9/11 and I'm sick and tired of being treated like a terrorist ! I think it's about time somebody sues them. At least it brings awareness to their ignorance.

Like a nipple ring is going to blow up an airplane. Give me a break !

Posted at 11:19PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Whatever

32. its funny that some of you folks diss TSA employees and claim they make minimum wage, Well as a tsa employee i can tell you that they start at nearly $15 an hour and although we do have some people who dont have higher education like most of you, we have some smart people. Also if some of you guys think TSA officers are some dumb why do you travel....oh thats right you have no choice. Well just prepare yourself because the TSA will eventually be taking over all modes of transportation....rail, marine and public....so to my unemployed folks out there....get your applications ready....

Posted at 11:58PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Why

33. OOooooo... nipple rings are going to make us unsafe. COME ON PEOPLE... Please.... PLEASE ... a terrorist attacks may kill some of us ... the economy is killing ALL OF US. If it would make this great country better I would gladly pull out any piercing i had to keep this country strong.

Posted at 12:06AM on Mar 29th 2008 by Your SM Girlfriend

34. LOL@Why #34: Ooooh, you're threatening us with...stupid people in power? LOL Sorry, that happened 8 years ago.

Posted at 12:22AM on Mar 29th 2008 by LOL

35. TSA employees start at $23K per year full time per USA today. With 52 weeks in a year, at 40hrs a week, that averages out to $11 an hour, or roughly 1/3rd the hourly wage of a garbage man in my large, West coast city. 67% leave their jobs before they've been in the job 2 years. The turnover is enormous, and one can see why if you can make more money working at Starbucks. Heck, you make more money cleaning toilets at our county jail than TSA screeners make!

Posted at 12:38AM on Mar 29th 2008 by You get what you pay for

36. We travel alot for both business and pleasure and have never been treated badly by TSA employees. In fact, they have always been very courteous. I'm so glad they are doing their job.

Posted at 12:38AM on Mar 29th 2008 by Cora

37. Great point, Scy (#18)! Funny, articulate, and, sadly, TRUE...

Posted at 1:13AM on Mar 29th 2008 by Jennie

38. they never made me take out my percings.....and i have 5...im thinkin she had huge gages in her nipples that set of f the metal detectors....airport security is crazy as helll these days

Posted at 1:53AM on Mar 29th 2008 by SolizGiRl

39. I don't understand why anyone would want to get her nipples pierced. If you do that, YOU WILL REALLY ENJOY THE PAIN OF CHILDBIRTH. That, I know about...

Posted at 2:38AM on Mar 29th 2008 by Jayne

40. Re: Staph Infection-Please read!
Posted: Oct 21, 2007 10:03 PM in response to: ValMarSta


Staph is nothing to mess around with! I spent a day in the hospital just a couple weeks ago with IV antibiotics thanks to a staph infection. They sent me home with pain meds and a hefty dose of antibiotics.

I contracted it from a nipple piercing. I had the piercing done 5 months ago, and all of a sudden I start having serious pain. I had my FH take me to the ER the day I started hurting severely (which happened to be the day after I started getting tender), and the doctor told us we were lucky I came in so quickly and it hadn't spread to my heart or lungs or done any damage to my breast. I thank God I reacted to the pain so quickly. It honestly was hard not to though, because it effing HURT! Like, stay perfectly still and don't even breathe hurt.

So yes ladies, please watch out for this! I never thought it would've been staph, but I'm super happy I went to the hospital. That decision may have been the only thing that saved my breast that day.

Posted at 3:41AM on Mar 29th 2008 by Orange Blossom

41. Nipples...nipples...nipples....America - the land of the BIGOTED! :-)

So ridiculous....

Posted at 4:59AM on Mar 29th 2008 by German duckie

42. You people who are telling this woman to get over it, wait until you are asked to do something equally humiliating!! You will be singing a different tune then. I hate Gloria Allred, but what those TSA agents did was wrong, they should be fired.

Posted at 8:10AM on Mar 29th 2008 by Chacha

43. "32. I thought only Strippers wore nipple rings. That old lady doesn't look like a Stripper.

Posted at 11:06PM on Mar 28th 2008 by B.B."

Don't be stupid, that's the lawyer not the victim.

Posted at 8:50AM on Mar 29th 2008 by Dexan

44. The airline owes this lady nothing-not even an apology. Wear nipple rings if you want to-it's your choice-- but be prepared to remove the 'jewelry' at the airport. Doesn't everybody know the drill by now-sheesh!! It will go off at the metal detector-duh! If you don't want to go through that 'humiliation'-don't wear 'jewelry' that will need to be removed with pliers. Dumb lady.....

Posted at 8:54AM on Mar 29th 2008 by WHESS

45. dumb dumb dumb, gloria is a waist of fresh air, what ever happened to brit's body guard ? why did he need a lawyer and amber frey? why did she need a lawyer ? oh right because there was a camera on her!!

Posted at 11:08AM on Mar 29th 2008 by big and fat with skid marks

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