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WTF?! Jennifer Lopez must have given birth to two pillows, because the weight she dumped is ri-damn-diculous.


J.Lo unloaded the kids a little over a month ago, but she's already 'bout as thin as her wimpy husband. We got the video as J.Lo (or as People maga$ine now calls her) Jennifer Lopez, left a beauty salon in NYC.



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46. all you suckers on here who love j-lo, keep buying her stuff and making her richer and bitchier, she couldn't give two shakes about any of you, except for your money...i do not like her, will keep my money instead of pouring it into her un-talented azz...instead of eating a donut, she should just velcro it to her azz, cause that's where it all ends up.

Posted at 7:23PM on Mar 29th 2008 by jeesh

47. This board is as frustrating as dealing with my ex! lol Glad you might be able to rationalize with these people Dallas! PREGO!!!!! No woman pads her rear!!

Posted at 7:25PM on Mar 29th 2008 by Kelli

48. She never got swollen and big all over in arms and legs so.. yes.. she was healthy, took great care of herself.. had the babies and a tummy tuck. It happens all the time and nobody needs to get greatly distrubed about this being a conspiracy fake preg plot.

Posted at 7:26PM on Mar 29th 2008 by BuzzKut

49. No, I think we should leave Britney alone. She has an excuse for her "over the top" behaviour - it's called a mental illness and I think that's sad.

Now, JLO is another story. She loves the attention and she's perfectly healthy and "in the game" if you know what I mean! Major DIVA.

Like I said, good for her that she is a new mother, but let's not pretend that she wanted to get the photos out of the new twins pronto and for the best price possible. And, the nursery is ridiculous! People are paying $4 a gallon for gasoline in this country and she's plastered all over People like the Queen of England. C'mon - hahahahaha it's really kinda funny!

Posted at 7:28PM on Mar 29th 2008 by patricia

50. I've never spent any money on her and am not a fan.
No reason to hate her either.

Posted at 7:28PM on Mar 29th 2008 by Andy

51. It's called a C-Section, followed by an immediate tummy tuck. An OB-Gyn performs the C-Section and then a qualified Plastic Surgeon is standing by to do the tummy tuck right after the delivery.

This is pretty much common procedure for these "celebrities" who like to pretend that they are super-human and can drop the baby weight in the blink of an eye. This is because they are not only vain, but want the public to believe that they are so much different and better than other women who have babies everyday.

I work as as a labor - delivery nurse at a prominent L.A. Hospital and this is how it's done folks! Ahhhh.....the magic of illusion is alive and well in celebrity land!

Don't worry other mommies out there, take your time, eat right, exorcise and breast feed! The weight will then naturally come off in a healthy way and in a realistic time frame.

Posted at 7:30PM on Mar 29th 2008 by This is how it's done!

52. Who gives a flyin flip if she was pregnant are not..................I think she was pregnant. I also think it is comical how one person suggested that "she faked" her pregnancy and alot of people took that ball and ran with it. WHEW!

Posted at 7:33PM on Mar 29th 2008 by Dallas

53. How can you tell she had a tummy tuck?

She has on a freaking jacket!!!

Posted at 7:35PM on Mar 29th 2008 by Andy

54. In Hollywood, women gain weight for roles all the time. And, as for padding the ass, there are pads out there that women use to pad their asses. If I was playing a pregnancy role, I'd eat to gain the weight (at least enough weight to look believable) and pad the rest. Think about it -- the woman remained covered up from head to toe throughout the entire pregnancy. J Lo was pregnant with twins and had 6 in heels on her feet the same week before giving birth. Halle Berry gave birth to one baby and had flat shoes on the week she gave birth and her feet looked swollen. GET A GRIP PEOPLE -- NO PREGNANCY FOR J LO. J Lo needs to stop the lying!!@!!

Posted at 7:38PM on Mar 29th 2008 by Fake

55. Who care how extravagant the babies' room is. It is her money, she earned and can spend how she wants. She's wanted children a long time and it's nice she was finally able to become a mother and has the means to have such beautiful things for them.

Posted at 7:38PM on Mar 29th 2008 by mouse trap

56. SHIIIEET. ..i just gave birth to OCTUPLETs and WOULD lOVe to look like jLOPEZ. .. even tho she gave birth to twins. . .damnit man?!







CONGRATs girl!!! ya LOOK hella GOOD =0)

Posted at 7:41PM on Mar 29th 2008 by SUCKmyUKEE

57. #50 - Oh good grief. If Jlo had the tummy tuck done immediately after her C section, she would not be up bouncing around 1 month later! I'm sorry, but it just didn't happen. Especially, a celebrity having it done and then getting up 1 month later and going out.

Posted at 7:40PM on Mar 29th 2008 by LS

58. #56 hahahahahahahahhahaahhaha

Posted at 7:43PM on Mar 29th 2008 by oh geez

59. I believe it. I've heard of this type of thing before. What better time to do a tummy tuck then while the abdomen is already opened? Then you only have one scar instead of two or more.
I smell tummy tuck for the Diva. Her legs still look fat though, so no doubt she has some more work to do!!!

Posted at 7:48PM on Mar 29th 2008 by Gumby

60. Fake:

Why the heck would she go to the trouble?
You are unbelievable.
Where do you dream up this stuff?

Posted at 7:50PM on Mar 29th 2008 by Andy

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