Brangelina Wedding Rumors: Who Gives a S**t?

Angelina Jolie, Brad PittDid they or didn't they tie the knot this weekend? Does it even matter?

Think about it. Hollywood marriages usually just equal messy divorces -- but it's not like Angie is going to sue Brad for spousal support. She does pretty well on her own.

As for the four kids they have (and Angelina is pregnant again as we speak) they all bear the name Jolie-Pitt, so they have the gravy train coming in from both sides. Why mess with a good thing?

Bottom line: they're better off just doing the Kurt and Goldie thing.

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31. It's not marriage that's necessarily to keep a couple together.

Posted at 5:23PM on Mar 30th 2008 by (Winner- 1)

32. I cry for the children that they drag along with them.
The whole clan has become nothing but freaks.
Everyone laughs at them.

Posted at 5:24PM on Mar 30th 2008 by The whole lot of them are freaks

33. He's only with her cuz he needs a mommy and wants to wear her clothes. Being closeted is so difficult these days.

Posted at 5:25PM on Mar 30th 2008 by kbretro

34. ANGELINA JOLIE IS TOO SMART TO BE ON THE COVER TABLOIDS.

Posted at 5:26PM on Mar 30th 2008 by quiz !

35. Knowing how long Hollywood marriages typically last, big whoop.

And as numerous as they are, one child may be the half-sibling of the half-sibling of the half-sibling of another.

Posted at 5:27PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Alexandra

36. What is jolie trying to succeed at here? does she really think she, single-handedly can unite all the races in peace? how egotistical is that? people have been trying to do that for eons...does she plan to adopt a child from every country in the world, and if she does, which she will never do, they'd all go off and live on some island by themselves in the end proving nothing to the world, only within their own private multi-cultural family.

Posted at 5:27PM on Mar 30th 2008 by how come?

37. Is it me or is Brad sporting a Starsky and Hutch circa 1975 look?

Posted at 5:30PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Smilingchick!

38. Who cares if they get married or not?? They both have shown that marriage vows are temporary and circumstantial.

Posted at 5:30PM on Mar 30th 2008 by highlander

39. At this point, who cares:, Angelina is going to do what she wants to do and Brad will go along with the plan. He is such a freking pussy. Jennifer Anniston did not lose out, It seems like Brad wants a strong woman, but one who will TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.

They have one bio child and the others are adopted and the tabloids are saying she is now having twins (bio) by Brad.

So when is he going to put his foot down and say "let's get married" and give these kids a real sense of family"?

I don't care how much good THEY THINK THEY ARE DOING for other people around the world, GET YOUR OWN FREAKING HOUSEHOLD IN ORDER FIRST.

They have money, so wherver they go, people will embrace them. Not because of their so called "values", (they don't have any), but because of the the MONEY and PUBLICITY that will come to the area they have just visited.

To me, they are all just playing a freaking game.


Posted at 5:32PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Joann

40. Brad Pitt is really unsuccessfully on a 70's treadmill, really looks like an idiot...jennifer dear, i think it was time for that relationship to end. don't feel sad anymore...look at him!

Posted at 5:34PM on Mar 30th 2008 by omg!

41. I come to this site, from time to time, for a good laugh. Usually I end up shaking my head. Who the H**l cares about these people and why do they make so much money, when they aren't good at what they do? Angelina seems to have a plan on the gender, number and birth place of her kids and that is all that matters. Not taking some time to 'bond' with each child. They just keep getting them at record speed.

Oh yeah, they both make a ton of money in the U.S. but why don't they want their kids to be born here?

Hypocrites!

Posted at 5:35PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Bored!!!!!!! Celebrities are a big yawn.

42. I think this is the last fake story Star magazine or other tabloids magines printed about them.

Posted at 5:36PM on Mar 30th 2008 by brangie

43. i know so many teachers and nurses who help so many people and this dragon-vamp angelina jolie actually thinks she's contributing to society doing all this foolishness, and will go down in history doing it . *spits*
why she doesn't even have her head on straight, and pitt, what can he be thinking???

Posted at 5:44PM on Mar 30th 2008 by all aboard for crazy-town

44. Late Saturday, Star Magazine’s Web site ran an article that BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE had married earlier in the day in New Orleans. Suddenly, the Internet was ablaze with gossip bloggers anxious to report the news. But was it really Hollywood’s hottest couple saying “I do,” or just the wishful thinking of the press?

Within moments of the original posting, Brad’s publicist told ET’s 24/7 news squad, she had “no idea” about a weekend wedding nor did she have any information about wedding plans. Angelina’s rep did not offer a comment.

And, in spite of multiple blogs touting the wedding as fact, at this point, the celebrity wedding of the year looks to be more rumor than real. ET’s New Orleans affiliate, WDSU Channel 7, reported that they have seen no evidence of a wedding or that Brad and Angelina are even currently in the Big Easy. Photo agencies report that they haven’t spotted the pair in Louisiana in recent days — the Pitt-Jolie family has been encamped near Austin, Texas, over the past few weeks while Brad films TERRENCE MALICK’s ‘Tree of Life.’

Additionally, People magazine is reporting that a source close to the couple told them there was “no wedding.” According to OK! mag, a reverend who was said to have performed the ceremony told them, “I’ve never even met them.” And, The NY Daily News interviewed a shop owner in the neighborhood who said there was a hubbub over a wedding in New Orleans on Saturday — it just wasn’t Brad and Angelina’s.

“Rumors were flying all over the quarter today that Brad and Angelina were getting married. The cops closed the French market to the public,” he told the newspaper, continuing, “Catering trucks, florists and people with fancy chairs started showing up.” But in the end, it was a false alarm, he said, as the happy couple who walked down the aisle weren’t Brad and Angie.

Regardless of their marital status, the pair continues to display their commitment to each other through their ever-growing family. Brad and Angelina (who are already mom and dad to MADDOX, 6, PAX, 4, ZAHARA, 3, and SHILOH, almost 2) are expecting again — Angelina debuted a pregnant belly at last month’s Independent Spirit awards.

Keep checking back here for more up-to-the-minute reporting on this story as it develops.

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Posted at 5:46PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Star

45. Neither one of them have any respect for marriage (theirs or anyone else's) anyways, why does it matter?

Posted at 5:49PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Valerie

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