Brangelina Wedding Rumors: Who Gives a S**t?

Angelina Jolie, Brad PittDid they or didn't they tie the knot this weekend? Does it even matter?

Think about it. Hollywood marriages usually just equal messy divorces -- but it's not like Angie is going to sue Brad for spousal support. She does pretty well on her own.

As for the four kids they have (and Angelina is pregnant again as we speak) they all bear the name Jolie-Pitt, so they have the gravy train coming in from both sides. Why mess with a good thing?

Bottom line: they're better off just doing the Kurt and Goldie thing.

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31. what's with brad trying to look like robert redford all the time now? and then other times he either looks like austin powers or that guy bob from male enhancement commercials, he looks like he's wearing a toupee/rug sometimes...wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:15PM on Mar 30th 2008 by wtf!!

32. Did you let one of us write this one?? LOL Definitely WHO CARES!!! I would rather see celebrity couples look up to Goldie & Kurt. :)

Posted at 5:18PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Laura924

33. I HOPE THEY WILL BOTH REPENT AND TO BECOME RIGHT WITH JESUS BECAUSE THEY'VE DONE EVERYTHING GOD HAS SAID NOT TO DO IN HIS WORD! GOD DOES EXIST, HE DID CREATE EVERYTHING WE SEE AND HAVE & HE HAS GOOD PLANS FOR US AND HE DIDN'T WRITE THE BIBLE TO BLOCK US FROM EVERY HAPPINESS BUT FOR OUR OWN PROTECTION. HE CREATED THE "UNIVERSAL LAWS" NOT ONLY OUR PLANET IS SUBJECT TO BUT WE TOO. GOD DID NOT WANT US TO HAVE TO REAP THE TERRIBLE THINGS WE SEW BECAUSE THEY CAN AND WILL DESTROY US AND HE WANTED US TO BE BLESSED! BRAD DIDN'T JUST COMMIT MAJOR SINS AGAINST THE LORD BUT HE ALSO COMMITTED THEM AGAINST JEN. I READ THAT BRAD SAID HE WANTED TO EXPERIENCE EVERY-THING HE COULD IN LIFE BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE WHAT IS HERE. HE'S REALLY WRONG AND HIS SIN AGAINST GOD, IS IN ACTUALITY THE SAME SIN KING DAVID COMMITTED WITH BATHSHEBA, BECAUSE HE WENT AGAINST THE VERY MARRIAGE VOWS HE'D MADE TO GOD WITH HIS WIFE JEN. HE DECEIVED HIS WIFE BY SLEEPING WITH ANGELIE-JOLI AND HE'LL PAY FOR THAT EVENTUALLY. THERE ARE CURSES THE SAME THERE ARE UNIVERSAL LAWS. WHEN WE DISOBEY GOD'S WILL FOR OUR LIVES, MAKE VOWS TO HIM & DO NOT DO THEM THEN WE'RE BRINGING CURSES ON OURSELVES. ANGELIE-JOLIE'S A SEDUCER & A SEDUCTRESS WHO USED THE SPIRIT OF SEDUCTION TO SEDUCE BRAD BECAUSE SHE WANTED HIM. WHEN YOU USE SEDUCTION YOU ARE DOING THE SAME THING AS WITCHCRAFT BECAUSE YOU ARE DELIBERATELY LEADING SOMEONE ASTRAY SO THEY WILL DO YOUR WILL, TO INDUCE SOMEONE (PERSUADE) SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX BY USING DECEPTION OR A ROMANTIC APPROACH TO GET THEM TO DO IT. WHEN YOU READ THE BOOK OF PROVERBS YOU SEE WHAT SHE IS AND GOD'S WARNING TO MEN NOT TO FOLLOW HER. ANGELIE-JOLIE ALSO HAS BEEN SO SELF INVOLVED THAT SHE HAS ALLOWED THE SPIRIT OF JEZEBEL TO TAKE HER OVER WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO HER DOWNFALL IF SHE DOESN'T GET RIGHT WITH GOD. THIS IS ALL EXPLAINED IN THE BIBLE & IT SAYS ITS A SPIRIT OF WITCHCRAFT. WITCHCRAFT IS REBELLION AND THUS ANGELIE-JOLIE USED EVERYTHING SHE COULD TO GET BRAD TO, WANT HER, DESIRE HER AND TO LEAVE HIS WIFE JEN. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEN LOOK THESE WORDS UP IN WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY. THE BIBLE SAYS REBELLION IS THE SAME AS WITCHCRAFT AND SHE'S BEEN COMPLETELY REBELLIOUS IN HER ACTIONS BECAUSE SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING TO GET HIM FOR HERSELF SO SHE'S GUILTIER THAN BRAD WHO WAS BLINDED BY HER USE OF SEDUCTION. . GOD SAYS DON'T BE DECEIVED BECAUSE YOU WILL REAP WHAT YOU SEW. ITS VERY SAD THAT THESE CHILDREN BRAD & ANGELIE HAVE CONCEIVED OUT OF WEDLOCK HAVE A CURSE OF BASTARDRY ON THEM WHICH GOES DOWN THROUGH GENERATIONS. IF BRAD HAD KNOWN THE LORD HE WOULD NEVER HAVE COMMITED SIN WITH ANGELIE NOR WOULD HE EVER HAVE LEFT HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE OR DISGRACED HER OR INJURED HER PUBLICALLY. BUT THAT'S WHAT WITCHCRAFT DOES.

Posted at 5:19PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Catherine

34. yeah, i mean why are they compelled to bounce another new orphan on their knee on a regular basis? some head problems here.

Posted at 5:19PM on Mar 30th 2008 by how come?

35. First off, if I was Mr. Pitt I would marry her immediately to 'take her off the market'. Seondly, no one should have to get married if they don't want to. If they want to get married they will, if they dont then they won't. Who cares?!?

Posted at 5:19PM on Mar 30th 2008 by VeganThom

36. Knowing how long Hollywood marriages typically last, big whoop.

And as numerous as they are, one child may be the half-sibling of the half-sibling of the half-sibling of another.

Posted at 5:27PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Alexandra

37. boringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboring
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Yes, just about as interesting as reading the word "boring" 76 times . . .

Posted at 10:23AM on Mar 31st 2008 by Galoux

38. He's only with her cuz he needs a mommy and wants to wear her clothes. Being closeted is so difficult these days.

Posted at 5:25PM on Mar 30th 2008 by kbretro

39. I cry for the children that they drag along with them.
The whole clan has become nothing but freaks.
Everyone laughs at them.

Posted at 5:24PM on Mar 30th 2008 by The whole lot of them are freaks

40. ANGELINA JOLIE IS TOO SMART TO BE ON THE COVER TABLOIDS.

Posted at 5:26PM on Mar 30th 2008 by quiz !

41. What is jolie trying to succeed at here? does she really think she, single-handedly can unite all the races in peace? how egotistical is that? people have been trying to do that for eons...does she plan to adopt a child from every country in the world, and if she does, which she will never do, they'd all go off and live on some island by themselves in the end proving nothing to the world, only within their own private multi-cultural family.

Posted at 5:27PM on Mar 30th 2008 by how come?

42. Is it me or is Brad sporting a Starsky and Hutch circa 1975 look?

Posted at 5:30PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Smilingchick!

43. Who cares if they get married or not?? They both have shown that marriage vows are temporary and circumstantial.

Posted at 5:30PM on Mar 30th 2008 by highlander

44. At this point, who cares:, Angelina is going to do what she wants to do and Brad will go along with the plan. He is such a freking pussy. Jennifer Anniston did not lose out, It seems like Brad wants a strong woman, but one who will TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.

They have one bio child and the others are adopted and the tabloids are saying she is now having twins (bio) by Brad.

So when is he going to put his foot down and say "let's get married" and give these kids a real sense of family"?

I don't care how much good THEY THINK THEY ARE DOING for other people around the world, GET YOUR OWN FREAKING HOUSEHOLD IN ORDER FIRST.

They have money, so wherver they go, people will embrace them. Not because of their so called "values", (they don't have any), but because of the the MONEY and PUBLICITY that will come to the area they have just visited.

To me, they are all just playing a freaking game.


Posted at 5:32PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Joann

45. Brad Pitt is really unsuccessfully on a 70's treadmill, really looks like an idiot...jennifer dear, i think it was time for that relationship to end. don't feel sad anymore...look at him!

Posted at 5:34PM on Mar 30th 2008 by omg!

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