Brangelina Wedding Rumors: Who Gives a S**t?

Angelina Jolie, Brad PittDid they or didn't they tie the knot this weekend? Does it even matter?

Think about it. Hollywood marriages usually just equal messy divorces -- but it's not like Angie is going to sue Brad for spousal support. She does pretty well on her own.

As for the four kids they have (and Angelina is pregnant again as we speak) they all bear the name Jolie-Pitt, so they have the gravy train coming in from both sides. Why mess with a good thing?

Bottom line: they're better off just doing the Kurt and Goldie thing.

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46. I come to this site, from time to time, for a good laugh. Usually I end up shaking my head. Who the H**l cares about these people and why do they make so much money, when they aren't good at what they do? Angelina seems to have a plan on the gender, number and birth place of her kids and that is all that matters. Not taking some time to 'bond' with each child. They just keep getting them at record speed.

Oh yeah, they both make a ton of money in the U.S. but why don't they want their kids to be born here?

Hypocrites!

Posted at 5:35PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Bored!!!!!!! Celebrities are a big yawn.

47. I think this is the last fake story Star magazine or other tabloids magines printed about them.

Posted at 5:36PM on Mar 30th 2008 by brangie

48. i know so many teachers and nurses who help so many people and this dragon-vamp angelina jolie actually thinks she's contributing to society doing all this foolishness, and will go down in history doing it . *spits*
why she doesn't even have her head on straight, and pitt, what can he be thinking???

Posted at 5:44PM on Mar 30th 2008 by all aboard for crazy-town

49. Late Saturday, Star Magazine’s Web site ran an article that BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE had married earlier in the day in New Orleans. Suddenly, the Internet was ablaze with gossip bloggers anxious to report the news. But was it really Hollywood’s hottest couple saying “I do,” or just the wishful thinking of the press?

Within moments of the original posting, Brad’s publicist told ET’s 24/7 news squad, she had “no idea” about a weekend wedding nor did she have any information about wedding plans. Angelina’s rep did not offer a comment.

And, in spite of multiple blogs touting the wedding as fact, at this point, the celebrity wedding of the year looks to be more rumor than real. ET’s New Orleans affiliate, WDSU Channel 7, reported that they have seen no evidence of a wedding or that Brad and Angelina are even currently in the Big Easy. Photo agencies report that they haven’t spotted the pair in Louisiana in recent days — the Pitt-Jolie family has been encamped near Austin, Texas, over the past few weeks while Brad films TERRENCE MALICK’s ‘Tree of Life.’

Additionally, People magazine is reporting that a source close to the couple told them there was “no wedding.” According to OK! mag, a reverend who was said to have performed the ceremony told them, “I’ve never even met them.” And, The NY Daily News interviewed a shop owner in the neighborhood who said there was a hubbub over a wedding in New Orleans on Saturday — it just wasn’t Brad and Angelina’s.

“Rumors were flying all over the quarter today that Brad and Angelina were getting married. The cops closed the French market to the public,” he told the newspaper, continuing, “Catering trucks, florists and people with fancy chairs started showing up.” But in the end, it was a false alarm, he said, as the happy couple who walked down the aisle weren’t Brad and Angie.

Regardless of their marital status, the pair continues to display their commitment to each other through their ever-growing family. Brad and Angelina (who are already mom and dad to MADDOX, 6, PAX, 4, ZAHARA, 3, and SHILOH, almost 2) are expecting again — Angelina debuted a pregnant belly at last month’s Independent Spirit awards.

Keep checking back here for more up-to-the-minute reporting on this story as it develops.

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Posted at 5:46PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Star

50. So, you are asking 'who gives a s--t?' One would think that you would, considering it is how you make your living. Are you suggesting that interest in the story is beneath you? Golly, what are you saying behind our backs? Putting us down because we tune in to or visit TMZ to read the 's--t' you put out? Maybe it's time we reconsidered our relationship with TMZ.

Posted at 6:38PM on Mar 30th 2008 by mom

51. Neither one of them have any respect for marriage (theirs or anyone else's) anyways, why does it matter?

Posted at 5:49PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Valerie

52. Why does Brad recently look like he is stuck in the '70s with the hair and clothes??

Posted at 5:57PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Eve

53. To me all aboard for crazy-town,

I agree with you 100%. Even tho on the "BG SCREEN "


Posted at 5:59PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Joann

54. In other news, Oprah married Obama in Utah.

Posted at 6:05PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Tom

55. What kind of idiot encourages living in sin? TMZ

Posted at 6:12PM on Mar 30th 2008 by What a Idiot!

56. Calling it just a piece of paper is such a cop out. It goes beyond that. It's called morals and values. The world needs more of that!

Posted at 4:56PM on Mar 30th 2008 by inlove
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You're right. Marriage is not just a piece of paper. I hate to hear people say that. Marriage is a legal, moral, and usually religious institution and delcaration to society of two peoples desire to be commited for life. It's not for everyone, if you don't want to get married, then don't. But it definitely not just a piece of paper.

Posted at 6:12PM on Mar 30th 2008 by blink

57. I saw this headline come up under the "Entertainment" section of "Google News" and I had to laugh. Isn't TMZ pretty much a load of shallow crap about a bunch of egomaniacs? Maybe I don't know enough about this website but don't you follow Britney Spears to gas station toilets and point out when Paris Hilton's airing out her hoo-hoo while getting into a cab? Then you actually have the gall to write "Who gives a s**t?" about ANYTHING?? That headline could have been written about almost everything on your site! Too funny...

Posted at 6:16PM on Mar 30th 2008 by RU Kiddn me?

58. well I think he shoulda stayed with Jen but since that point is mute, yes I think they should get married

Posted at 6:52PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Jazz

59. Who cares!

Posted at 6:39PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Scarletej

60. Shame on you TMZ. These are two people who have given a LOT back to the world, not just monetarily but with their time and presence, and are trying to make a difference in the world. For a publication who does nothing but exploit celebrities and hardly gives back in any way, couldn't you have a little more tact? To have this "who gives a s**t" attitude is really pathetic. Can't you come up with a better tagline to get hits on your site? Whether they decide to marry or not is no ones business, and if you could care less, why even publish it? Right on guys...

Posted at 6:40PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Natalie

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