Brangelina Wedding Rumors: Who Gives a S**t?

Angelina Jolie, Brad PittDid they or didn't they tie the knot this weekend? Does it even matter?

Think about it. Hollywood marriages usually just equal messy divorces -- but it's not like Angie is going to sue Brad for spousal support. She does pretty well on her own.

As for the four kids they have (and Angelina is pregnant again as we speak) they all bear the name Jolie-Pitt, so they have the gravy train coming in from both sides. Why mess with a good thing?

Bottom line: they're better off just doing the Kurt and Goldie thing.

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76. once a cheat....always a cheat....once a weirdo skank, etc....................

Posted at 8:20PM on Mar 30th 2008 by kathy

77. Haven't read any of the comments. Just think it's funny.

They have been married from more than two years. Take it from someone who lives in Springfield. Mo. Could elaborate on the details, but won't. Just know they did it, and in a country that doesn't release such records. No joke.

Posted at 10:30PM on Mar 30th 2008 by hohumm

78. I agree with CJ's comment -- Brad and Angie said they wouldn't get married until gays could legally marry in the US. If they did get married, how hypocritical!!

Posted at 8:43PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Island Gal

79. Do people really care about these two? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted at 8:42PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Castroville

80. They did Jen dirty..Can't stand either one of them.

Posted at 8:46PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Carly

81. Angie your a Sl^t and Brad your a A$$ and if you did get married. I really do hope it doesn't work out. I hate Angie and just can't stand Brad and I am feel so bad for Jennifer and it is sad what he did to her. Those kids belong to a better mom and dad then those freaks.

Posted at 8:47PM on Mar 30th 2008 by AMV

82. marriage is not just a piece of paper. it is a union before God and by God. they will both burn in HELL

Posted at 8:49PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Numbnuts

83. This is as stupid as Brads Jesse James movie! Speaking of which, here is my review about it. Jesse James THOUGHTS on the Brad Pitt Movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Ec6dMHz5g

Posted at 9:04PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Outlaw P

84. Who cares if they get married? Most marriages end in divorce anyway. Especially in Hollywierd.

Posted at 9:26PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Anti-Society

85. #1 i agree with that sentiment...they are a couple of freaks

Posted at 9:31PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Numbnuts

86. What a hateful bunch of people. Firstly, nobody knows if Jennifer is really all that innocent in their marriages downfall. It is never that clear cut. Secondly, They can provide a moral, loving and stable home life for their children without being married. And thirdly, they both do an extreme amount of good with both their time and money which is alot more than pretty much everyone who spends their time complaining about how "slutty" Angelina is or what a jerk Brad is.

Posted at 9:37PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Crazylikeafox

87. Does a piece of paper mean they will stay together to raise those kids? FREAKS! I agree with Kelli, she did have something weird going on with HER brother.

Posted at 9:37PM on Mar 30th 2008 by knucklehead

88. To all you people claiming that they're going to hell for not being married, thanks for following one of the basic tenants of christianity "judge not lest ye be judged"

Posted at 9:38PM on Mar 30th 2008 by abcd

89. Going to hell? Not everyone is of the Christian or Catholic religion. You can take your hell and shove it.

Posted at 9:40PM on Mar 30th 2008 by Anti-Society

90. #74 "The world is going to Hell" is SO right!!!!!! Neither of them are willing to handle the vows of marriage but they want to raise how many kids?? I appreciate that they want to support the rights of gays but does it have to be to the expense of a solid, moral foundation for their kids? I guess those kids' mom and dad just don't think their love is strong enough to sign that paper. If they think their love is strong enough to continually have kids, what would be the big deal for them to take those vows??

Posted at 10:08PM on Mar 30th 2008 by jassy

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