Train Wrecks
Mary Carey -- Busting Out!

Her loud mouth didn't help her win the title of California Governor -- and her giant knockers haven't landed her the cover of Playboy, yet the porn star extraordinaire manages to stay in the limelight. Just because she's sober doesn't mean she has it all together. Click to see the mess in all its glory.
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16. I can tell these are fake! they're not hanging naturally like real ones do! they look 2 stiff and big fake boobs should b a turnoff, so overrated! why can't people just get their bodysize match if their getting them,? it would look so much better, but no,bigger is better 4 them which just looks slutty.some girls w/ low self-esteem learn from gwen stefani or shakira, they r an A or B cups, and are apparently doin fine and famous !!

Posted at 9:44AM on Mar 30th 2008 by wtf !!/heart attack

17. Over the shoulder boulder holders. Her head looks like it is there just to support those things. Mary Ellen...c'mon...you are not life support for those things...try to class it up just a little.
We know that you suffer from very low self esteem. Was very apparent on C Rehab. You are more than just boobs....

Posted at 9:46AM on Mar 30th 2008 by K

18. Thank gawd she got rid of those HIDEOUS hair extensions!

Much better, Mary Ellen!


Posted at 9:49AM on Mar 30th 2008 by Lolita

19. K, she isn't much more than that. YIKES!

Posted at 9:52AM on Mar 30th 2008 by Kelli

20. What looks like smiling is really tears. She is a mess inside...The few moments she let herself be real on CRehab...she was much better looking inside & out. She is stuck in character because of her super low self esteem. When she is alone, I am sure she cries and is scared. Not fooling anyone...

Posted at 9:54AM on Mar 30th 2008 by K

21. Whatever Mary does in the future, I hope to god she has one more double anal movie in her before killing herself.

Posted at 10:04AM on Mar 30th 2008 by Stevo

22. shes a slob and a retard....

Posted at 10:06AM on Mar 30th 2008 by d

23. I agree with #6, 11 and 12 - she seemed like such a lost soul. I am certainly not making excuses for her, but alot of history for this girl (I think her mom was schizophrenic??)

Anyhow, she is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but she does seem like a sweet girl.

Stay away from the booze and the drugs, keep your underwear on.....Keep the faith

Posted at 10:09AM on Mar 30th 2008 by Shenanigans

24. The funny thing is out of the the fame whores on TV...I really liked her and Bridget Nielson CRhab. At least they were real and no BS. I don't want to kick a dog while it's down. Hope she finds her way..& best of luck.

Posted at 10:09AM on Mar 30th 2008 by K

25. Its reassuring to know that if she needs to hoist those rockets out while going thru a metal detector, they don't have far to go.

Posted at 10:25AM on Mar 30th 2008 by SuperStarSteve

26. See Mary Ellen people are pulling for you. The you that we saw on CRehab. find that person and go down that road. You will have a great life....

Posted at 10:26AM on Mar 30th 2008 by K

27. oh ...and put the girls away. what's the saying....Why buy the cow when the milk is free...however that goes. Don't even see your face when the girls are front and center...

Posted at 10:29AM on Mar 30th 2008 by K

28. ...and don't feel bad...we all have a little Mary Carey in all of us. Time to be Mary Ellen...

Posted at 10:31AM on Mar 30th 2008 by K

29. marey carey quite contrary, how does your garden grow? with a lot of silicone.

Posted at 10:48AM on Mar 30th 2008 by Just saying

30. Her mom has FAS and her dad has Cerebral Palsy. Imagine them breeding and creating her.

Posted at 10:50AM on Mar 30th 2008 by blahblah

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