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Dude! You Don't Pee On the Dance Floor!!

Posted Mar 31st 2008 12:23PM by TMZ Staff

Kenyatta JonesKenyatta Jones has some serious moves on the dance floor. They're a pisser!

The former Redskin and Patriots player, who has now been relegated to the Arena Football League, was busted after cops say he tried to urinate on the dance floor at some place called The Blue Martini in Tampa, Fla. Toot toot!

As security and off-duty cops tried to escort Jones out of the club, he tried to get back inside and shoved an officer up against a door. That's when they tazed him and hauled him off to the pokey!

He was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, obstruction and trespassing.

Talk about an offensive tackle.

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16. why do people say and do the things that they do?????? why should we put down others because of skin color. NO REASON, it should never be done. i thought we as humans were passed this. this is sad,

Posted at 1:32PM on Mar 31st 2008 by pattie

17. The Blue Martini is a gay bar.

Posted at 1:42PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Rick

18. frog its people like you who keep the race war going, i have wonderful friends, who are of color, BEST FRIENDS. wonderful people. i wouln;t change a thing. i love them very much. people like you, move to a island, get away from loving caring people, you need to go away to a hate island, HATERS ISLAND .we will call it. GOD BLESSb YOU, i hopee you change your mind, we are no better than anyone else.

Posted at 1:59PM on Mar 31st 2008 by pattie

19. PEOPLE POWER, no room for haters, we have people of color protecting you,( iraq, ) your rights are being protected, and you say hateful things . strange but true. GOD BLESS AMERICA, and her PEOPLE. yes even you frog

Posted at 2:19PM on Mar 31st 2008 by pattie

20. Frog - If you are so unhappy with your living conditions, MOVE!!!!!!

Posted at 2:47PM on Mar 31st 2008 by HILLARY STEP ASIDE

21. LOL that's hilarious. I'm a female and the girl's line is always super long, I know I've wanted to just pop a squat where ever also!

Posted at 3:41PM on Mar 31st 2008 by JB

22. Geez. A pro athlete who's a really bad shot. Former Redskin has red cheeks for a day...or twenty.

Posted at 3:53PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Flames Fan

23. #3 was letting us know what kind of place this is...thanks! #13, that was comedy, LOL!! Thanks!

Posted at 4:13PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Vegas05

24. I love The Blue Martini lol

Posted at 3:23PM on Apr 1st 2008 by chris

25. THAT'S JUST LIKE THE MAN!!! ALWAYS TRYIN' TO KEEP A BROTHER FROM PISSING ON THE FLOOR!!!

Posted at 5:14PM on Mar 31st 2008 by NOBODY YOU KNOW

26. WHERE I'M FROM PISSING ON THINGS IS A WAY TO SHOW RESPECT AND GRATITUDE! I WENT OVER TO MY GIRLFRIENDS PARENTS HOUSE LAST YEAR AND WANTED TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION SO I PISSED ON THE FLOOR, THE WALL, THE FLOWERS, AND ALL OVER HER PARENTS' WEDDING PICTURES. I MADE A GREAT FIRST IMPRESSION AND WE WERE MARRIED TWO WEEKS LATER.

Posted at 5:31PM on Mar 31st 2008 by NOBODY YOU KNOW

27. I have a gal pal, same one who almost got on the sex offender list for mooning a neighbor coincidentally enough; who went through something like this.
We were at a bar and some fat girls were being really mean to her and wouldn't let her use a bathroom stall. So she drops trou right there in the middle of the bathroom and peed.
Needless to say all the bitches thought she must be nuts and decided to leave her alone...
HAHAHA
Can't wait to see what she does this year. Stay tuned.

Posted at 10:27PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Nicoel Suzanne

28. WOH! GUY IS SCARY LOOKING! IF I SAW HIM @ THE BAR I WAS @ I WOULD LEAVE! DANGERDANGER!!!!

Posted at 10:17PM on Mar 31st 2008 by FITCHIK

29. haha....too funny. Coincidently, I did the same thing at the same place(just a craxy drunk nite out in Tampa, I guess), but I didn't get thrown in the slammer!

Posted at 6:16PM on Apr 6th 2008 by PAK

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