Jessica Hospitalized -- Condition, Pissy

16. Is EVERYTHING funny to you guys? An infection of any kind is NO LAUGHING MATTER. People DIE from infections. You wouldn't be making jokes if your mother or anyone else in your family had a kidney infection! Grow up TMZ. Not everything is funny. Is there anything you guys take seriously or respect?

Posted at 3:37PM on Mar 31st 2008 by an even sourer reader

17. Two weeks ago my sister was diagnosed with double pneumonia....given antibiotics and told to go home and rest. Her symptoms were fever of 102, chills, vomiting, aches and shortness of breath. And Jessica gets ADMITTED to the hospital for a freaking minor kidney infection?????? Apparently only the rich or famous are entitled to decent health care. And my sister has a very good hospital insurance plan.

Posted at 3:52PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Maddie

18. After using the bathroom you should wipe front to back.

Posted at 3:50PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Jocker

19. No one gets hospitalized for a MINOR kidney infection. Who is she trying to kid????

Posted at 3:55PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Tired and Ready for A Nap

20. pee? She has a brain the size of one! LOL!

Posted at 3:57PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Jess is a Mess

21. THIS IS DEFINATELY FROM HAVING SEX AND NOT PEEING AND WASHING AFTER..EWWWWWWWWW

Posted at 4:08PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Staceyt98

22. She fell from the heavens like a fireball

Introduced the devil to fire

Just one little lick and you want it all

Lust, worship and desire

If you wanna go to heaven there's a price you gotta pay

I'll show you just what dreams are made of

A fine little line between pleasure and pain

You know she could have been a saviour


When she stripped off her sweet little innocence

She stole my breath away

With a rocket in my pocket

I just had one thing to say


Do you wanna make love

Do you wanna make love

Do you wanna make love


Backwards and forwards in sheer delight

What feeds the fire in you

Like a locomotive moving in the heat of the night

I took a trip and never left the room


I'm a sacrificial lamb on the alter of desire

You got me clutching for a cross

Yeah, the voodoo that you do is lifting me higher

All my senses have been lost


When she stripped off her sweet little innocence

She stole my breath away

With a rocket in my pocket

I just had one thing to say


Do you wanna make love
Do you wanna make love
Do you wanna make love



Do you wanna make love
Do you wanna make love
Do you wanna make love

Posted at 4:02PM on Mar 31st 2008 by like a bad dream

23. You gotta remember to pee after sex Jess!

Posted at 4:02PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Me

24. Something does not pass the smell test on this! A kidney infection and she is in the hospital............don't think so.

Posted at 4:07PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Dallas

25. Who cares????

Posted at 4:15PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Joan K

26. Jessica and her weekly stupid publicity stunts! Get a life and wipe yo skinny, smelly aszz.

Posted at 4:23PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Chicken stripper

27. Jessica, empty your bladder completely right after sex and if you're not going to have a shower right away, fill a container like a larger plastic bowl with warm water and sitting on the toilet, pour it slowly over and into your private regions. These two procedures will keep you from getting a bladder infection.

Posted at 4:24PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Nurse Uretha

28. You why want you say it TMZ!!! You know she has VD!!!!!!

Posted at 1:45PM on Apr 1st 2008 by fergiebear

29. Actually, according to her chart here at my station, Ms. Simpson is in the hospital for a rare 'talent implant'. There's a 98% chance that her body will reject it, being that it is so foreign to her system.

Posted at 4:33PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Nurse Nancy

30. Complications from an abortion

Posted at 4:44PM on Mar 31st 2008 by FlBiker