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Jessica Hospitalized -- Condition, Pissy

3/31/2008 4:12 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has learned Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for what we're told is a "minor kidney infection." That's a pisser!

Jessica's rep confirms the story, first reported by In Touch. The rep says Jess is fine and should be released today. We're told her QB BF Tony Romo is not with her, though.

Drink your Ocean Spray, Miss Simpson!

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rudewaitress    

As I remember it, at Cedars the code word for CRABS is KIDNEY INFECTION.

2311 days ago
32.

nicole    

ouch!!

2311 days ago
33.

annoyed    

Oh, TMZ, you witty devils. I knew hiring Beavis and Butthead on the writing staff was a good idea.

2311 days ago
34.

deezeey    

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't usually go along with people bashing the celebs on this site but the comment from #10 was way toooo funny!!! I pissed myself laughing!!!!!!!!

2311 days ago
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sherricheu    

OMG!! How horrible, I pray she will be alright and I know that her family is by her side at this most sad and scary time in her life. NOT!!! Who the frig cares!!
Hospitals in LA must be different then the rest of the country if they admit people because they have a minor kidney infection. Of course, this is the same hospital that gave the wrong meds to the Quaid twins so it might not be the place a person wants to go if they are sick!

2311 days ago
36.

zombie_hands    

a week from now Jess will be in OK magazine giving the exclusive interview regarding her tubal pregnancy!

2311 days ago
37.

juscus    

EEEEWWWWWWW A CHEESE FACTORY

2311 days ago
38.

Tangie    

UGH! All I remember about her when I see her is how on her and Nicks show she always talked about "dropping the kids off at the pool" burping out loud like a pig and Nick talking about how bad her breath was. She is disgusting, how any man besides her father could be attracted to her is beyond my comprehension.....

2311 days ago
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Hugh Jass    

Ah c'mon everybody! A kidney infection results from delayed treatment of a lower UTI, or from alcohol abuse, or as a complication of Hepatitis C.

Women can get a UTI from too tight pantyhose, pantyhose without panties and/or without a cotton panel or both, just holding their urine too long like they sometimes do; also, Caucasian women can get UTI's when their partner is also having sex with a Latina. No racialism here, it's just that their respective vaginal floras are different and the Caucasian women pays the price.

Hepatitis C one gets from shared IV or even tattoo needles, or sex with someone who already has Hep C. Just ask Pam Anderson about Tommy and Kid Rock about Hep C. Hep C is also a gay boy/bi thing the fellas can share.

So Jessica needn't have had rectal sex to score a kidney infection, nor, to paraphrase Dr. Suess, have been "On Top of Pop." She could even have got it from something unwholesome or mishandled in food preparation that she ingested at Chili's in Encino about a week ago.

2311 days ago
40.

Boxy Roxy    

If she reads "drink your Ocean Spray," the idiot will probably think you're telling her to drink the whole damn ocean. Be careful! She's just that stupid.

2311 days ago
41.

lise    

STD

2311 days ago
42.

Amanda    

OMG!!! She is so funny! So this is how she makes headlines. Well considering she has no talent in anything other than laying on her backside, this was bound to happen!
Tony stay away from her, take notes from Nick!
Love you Nick!!!!!

2310 days ago
43.

Amanda    

A little too much cheese on the taco eh????

2310 days ago
44.

Concerned    

Yes, all you morons, people do get put into the hospital because of Kidney infections!!!! This past Jan. my husband had had the flu for 8 days and after recovering from that he developed a UTI. He was running a high fever and was passing a lot of blood in his urine and yes the dr. in the emergency DID in fact admit him to the hospital for 48 hours on IV fluids and antiobiotics. He was dubbled over in severe pain and beleive me it was no picnic for him. When the emergency room Dr. found out that he had just gotten over the flu he wanted to know what medications he had been taking because UTI can somethimes be caused by some of the pain&fever reducing medications everyone take when sick!! Here's hoping all of you negative thinkers get a UTI soon!!!!!!

2310 days ago
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ParisNauseatesMe    

RE 38. "If she reads "drink your Ocean Spray," the idiot will probably think you're telling her to drink the whole damn ocean. Be careful! She's just that stupid." Posted at 5:37PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Green Face

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ROTFLOL = honestly, you made my whole day, "Green Face."

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