Life's a Bitch for Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus' life is like a perfectly planned sitcom ... and it's borderline sickening.


In the latest episode, Cyrus lost her aunt's dog and searched all over the neighborhood for it. The only thing missing -- Miley singing, "Where, oh where has my little dog gone, where, oh where can she be?"



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16. So, TMZ, are you wishing this young girl to have a bad life? That seems rather inappropriate. She's a minor -- her life should be sweet and innocent.

Posted at 2:46PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Lisa

17. CALM DOWN CHILDREN, SCHOOL IS ALMOST OUT, BUT NO BULLYING ON SCHOOLGROUNDS.

Posted at 2:46PM on Mar 31st 2008 by THE PRINCIPAL

18. WOW Julie! Thanks Dallas. lol

Posted at 2:50PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Kelli

19. What's really sickening are borderline schizoids and hate-mongers posing as journalists and exploiting a 15 year old girl for some folding money and because their own lives are so empty and so dirty. Makes you wanta take a quick shower after reading such vile filth and observing such Hollywood depravity and wantonness.You really need to fill that hole in the middle of your chest, tmz.

Posted at 2:53PM on Mar 31st 2008 by your nothing from nothing leaves nothing, TMZ

20. way to go miley!! sweet girl.

Posted at 3:07PM on Mar 31st 2008 by TMZFan

21. Holy cow, WHAT is TMZ's sudden obsession with this girl? I am no fan of hers or her dad's, so I am not defending them, but PUL-LEEEEEEEEEZE..........give it a rest. Everytime I come here, there's another created story about Miley Cyrus. I cant figure out what this kid has done to you to make you want to slam her like this. And for this one, TMZ even managed to slip in the word "bitch" AGAIN. Some of the writers apparently love this word. It's in about half of the articles here. Of course, when your writing staff is a bunch of 9th grade level kids, that's to be expected. I have lost hope that TMZ will ever behave like a group of professionals. but at least act like adults.

TMZ.........please........no more Miley Cyrus reports for awhile. Leave the kid alone, for crying out loud. Go hunt up Baron von German Whatsisname, get a sound bite from him or something.

Posted at 3:24PM on Mar 31st 2008 by SnarkyGuy

22. Hey, that's great miley! Now why don't you tell us why you were a big coward at the Nickelodeon awards and refused to get slimed like everyone else. Even the haughty Olsen Twins have been slimed in the past. Anyone else smell chicken?

Posted at 6:00PM on Apr 1st 2008 by Pink to the Lee

23. I am a no-life loser

Posted at 3:43PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Kelli

24. She has a freakin' BASKET on her bike!! How old is she? 8?

Posted at 3:58PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Boo Boo

25. websitethatpicksonlittlekidssayswhat?

Posted at 4:13PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Boo Boo

26. Has TMZ got the GUTS to criticize ITSELF????? OR are you gutless wonders?

We challenge you: Put Madonna's comments from Vanity Fair about the cruelty of paps and guys like TMZ towards Britney Spears and others as your lead story. Print it.

Now you're going after this kid, right?

Posted at 4:06PM on Mar 31st 2008 by bev

27. tmz, you are just mean, picking on this kid. everyday you sink lower and lower.

Posted at 4:50PM on Mar 31st 2008 by freakazoid

28. awww!! how sweet!! =]

Miley and her family are so nice and loving =]

Posted at 4:53PM on Mar 31st 2008 by number1Cyrus~Jonasfan

29. I CARE JULIE, I CARE ALOT. BUT I'LL BE AVENGED, OH YES, YOU HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM SOMETIME AND WHEN YOU DO.......

Posted at 4:54PM on Mar 31st 2008 by NOBODY YOU KNOW

30. HES NOT LOST MILEY, HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE HE IS... GETTING THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU!!!

Posted at 4:56PM on Mar 31st 2008 by NOBODY YOU KNOW

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