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Miley's Lost Pooch? Bitch, Please!!

3/31/2008 6:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

From the start, something seemed waaaay too fishy about Miley Cyrus' whole "lost dog" routine. The unnecessarily extravagant signage, the complete lack of real concern, the ridiculous funeral defense? Seem like a shameless attempt at publicity to you?!


Sorry, Miley. Not buyin' it. If you've got a lost dog on your hands, you get your a$$ out there and you find that damn thing! You don't doctor up a bunch of decorative art student projects and hope it finds its way back. You said it yourself, the dog has one-inch legs, how far could it have gone?

But the kicker? Who jettisons a dog you just found in the street to go to the Ivy? Really?

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1.

dust    

People who think "being first" is cool should all kill themselves right now.

2310 days ago
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Boxy Roxy    

"Its" not "it's", for gosh sakes. Harvey, hire someone who can write! Idiots.

2310 days ago
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grr    

oh, how "disney channel".

2310 days ago
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ME    

Always so critical. This is how a 15 year old deals with lost dogs - don't you remember being 15? The neighbors took the dog because they didn't have time to return it - they probably knew who the dog belonged to and didn't want to leave it in the street.

Until you have proof that it's fake, just STFU TMZ. I'm getting tired of your lame attempts to fish for stories.

2310 days ago
5.

tatum    

i think that miley is just trying to do the right thing and i think she is a sweet girl compared to some of the other hollywood girls there are!

2310 days ago
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Hildy    

Yea, the world's biggest teen sensation NEEDS pubicity Give me a break. You're done with Britney and now it's time to destroy another young girl's life? Why don't you all go get real jobs. Bunch of miserable parasites - ALL OF YOU

2310 days ago
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TMZ Junkie!    

Hmmmm.....we are focusing on the behavior of a 15 year old girl.

BRING ON THE ADULT NIP SLIPS!!!

2310 days ago
8.

Homer    

"Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell llike dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog. "- Homer Simpson

2310 days ago
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YONKERS, NY    

11TH!!! PEOPLE WHO SAY FIRST!!! REALLY ARE LAME.

2310 days ago
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whydoicare    

ok so we criticize "them" when they are tramps, drunk on their behinds no morals.
now we have "one" who is remotely pure and we attack her for this as well.
surely not as exciting press but cut the girl some slack. she sure beats out the
lohans and the brits.

2310 days ago
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Randy    

Bitch? she sure is!

2310 days ago
12.

FlBiker    

Has she called Joe Francis yet and gotten on Girl's Gone Wild yet?

2310 days ago
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Topeka    

Harvey - love you on Peoples Court, love your TMZ TV show, love this column......but for god's sake - quit picking on Miley! Gotta admit, I lose a little respect for you every time I see you tear into her. She's not another Paris, Nicole, Lilo....

2310 days ago
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Liz    

Let me get this straight. TMZ is bitching because they think Miley pulled a fast one on them but, Audrina (or whatever her name is) skank can put our nude pics and TMZ falls for it and POST them! Thanks for the laugh TMZ but I think you guys are the idiots here! Miley is a normal 15 year old kid...............Leave her alone!

2310 days ago
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Listen To me    

Why the heck has she gotten so weird lately???? I think she's heading straight for a breakdown. She'll be the next one to check into rehab for "personal issues". Her parents are pushing her way too hard. She's going to grow up thinking she can do whatever she wants because she's Disney's little money maker. Sounds like Disney's pimping her out.......

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