Miley's Lost Pooch? Bitch, Please!!

Posted Mar 31st 2008 5:25PM by TMZ Staff

From the start, something seemed waaaay too fishy about Miley Cyrus' whole "lost dog" routine. The unnecessarily extravagant signage, the complete lack of real concern, the ridiculous funeral defense? Seem like a shameless attempt at publicity to you?!

Sorry, Miley. Not buyin' it. If you've got a lost dog on your hands, you get your a$$ out there and you find that damn thing! You don't doctor up a bunch of decorative art student projects and hope it finds its way back. You said it yourself, the dog has one-inch legs, how far could it have gone?

But the kicker? Who jettisons a dog you just found in the street to go to the Ivy? Really?

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters, Miley Cyrus

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1. People who think "being first" is cool should all kill themselves right now.

Posted at 5:31PM on Mar 31st 2008 by dust

2. "Its" not "it's", for gosh sakes. Harvey, hire someone who can write! Idiots.

Posted at 5:33PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Steinberg

3. oh, how "disney channel".

Posted at 5:34PM on Mar 31st 2008 by shannnnn

4. Always so critical. This is how a 15 year old deals with lost dogs - don't you remember being 15? The neighbors took the dog because they didn't have time to return it - they probably knew who the dog belonged to and didn't want to leave it in the street.

Until you have proof that it's fake, just STFU TMZ. I'm getting tired of your lame attempts to fish for stories.

Posted at 5:35PM on Mar 31st 2008 by ME

5. i think that miley is just trying to do the right thing and i think she is a sweet girl compared to some of the other hollywood girls there are!

Posted at 5:36PM on Mar 31st 2008 by tatum

6. Yea, the world's biggest teen sensation NEEDS pubicity Give me a break. You're done with Britney and now it's time to destroy another young girl's life? Why don't you all go get real jobs. Bunch of miserable parasites - ALL OF YOU

Posted at 5:38PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Linn

7. Hmmmm.....we are focusing on the behavior of a 15 year old girl.

BRING ON THE ADULT NIP SLIPS!!!

Posted at 5:39PM on Mar 31st 2008 by TMZ Junkie!

8. 11TH!!! PEOPLE WHO SAY FIRST!!! REALLY ARE LAME.

Posted at 5:43PM on Mar 31st 2008 by NOBODY YOU KNOW

9. Has she called Joe Francis yet and gotten on Girl's Gone Wild yet?

Posted at 5:49PM on Mar 31st 2008 by FlBiker

10. Bitch? she sure is!

Posted at 5:49PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Randy

11. Harvey - love you on Peoples Court, love your TMZ TV show, love this column......but for god's sake - quit picking on Miley! Gotta admit, I lose a little respect for you every time I see you tear into her. She's not another Paris, Nicole, Lilo....

Posted at 5:55PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Kate in Topeka

12. Let me get this straight. TMZ is bitching because they think Miley pulled a fast one on them but, Audrina (or whatever her name is) skank can put our nude pics and TMZ falls for it and POST them! Thanks for the laugh TMZ but I think you guys are the idiots here! Miley is a normal 15 year old kid...............Leave her alone!

Posted at 5:57PM on Mar 31st 2008 by HILLARY STEP ASIDE

13. the truly sad thing is you guys continue to post updates on whether or not the dog has been "found" or not. Slow news day much?

Posted at 5:59PM on Mar 31st 2008 by TheColombian

14. "Don't lose my dog. My achy-breaky dog. I just don't think it'd understand. And if you find my dog. My achy-breaky dog. He might walk up and lick your hand. Ooo."

Posted at 6:00PM on Mar 31st 2008 by tmz fan

15. What's really sad is the leeches at TMZ are taking pictures of it all. Oh brother!
Also, what is the required time you must spend with your recently found dog before going out to eat, since
you people apparently are the ones that decide. Bitch puh-leez! haha

Posted at 6:07PM on Mar 31st 2008 by USA1

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