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Miley's Lost Pooch? Bitch, Please!!

Posted Mar 31st 2008 5:25PM by TMZ Staff

From the start, something seemed waaaay too fishy about Miley Cyrus' whole "lost dog" routine. The unnecessarily extravagant signage, the complete lack of real concern, the ridiculous funeral defense? Seem like a shameless attempt at publicity to you?!


Sorry, Miley. Not buyin' it. If you've got a lost dog on your hands, you get your a$$ out there and you find that damn thing! You don't doctor up a bunch of decorative art student projects and hope it finds its way back. You said it yourself, the dog has one-inch legs, how far could it have gone?

But the kicker? Who jettisons a dog you just found in the street to go to the Ivy? Really?

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16. the truly sad thing is you guys continue to post updates on whether or not the dog has been "found" or not. Slow news day much?

Posted at 5:59PM on Mar 31st 2008 by TheColombian

17. "Don't lose my dog. My achy-breaky dog. I just don't think it'd understand. And if you find my dog. My achy-breaky dog. He might walk up and lick your hand. Ooo."

Posted at 6:00PM on Mar 31st 2008 by tmz fan

18. u know wat leave her alone,and dont sware whoever did the headline.
Tmz is a bunch of crap.

Posted at 9:55PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Michaela

19. What's really sad is the leeches at TMZ are taking pictures of it all. Oh brother!
Also, what is the required time you must spend with your recently found dog before going out to eat, since
you people apparently are the ones that decide. Bitch puh-leez! haha

Posted at 6:07PM on Mar 31st 2008 by USA1

20. The way you worded this, tmz, you just called a 15 yr old a bitch! aren't you proud! LEAVE the KIDS alone!

Posted at 6:14PM on Mar 31st 2008 by kandie

21. WTF? TMZ have a bitter 15-year-old writing about "not buying" Miley Cyrus's search for her lost dog?!? Oh yeah that tween is trying to pull a big one over the big-time media fer sure. Get her! Get her, TMZ!

Posted at 6:17PM on Mar 31st 2008 by t.k.

22. this bitch is evil, she may smile nice for the camera, but i bet my left testicle that this girl is just a spoild, bratty, pretentious little bitch who thinks she is a goddess. Her father sux, and writes horrible music, and she's horrible. Pop music has no talent. I really hope we dont get stuck hearing about this mediocore at best, average talentless pop flash for the next 10 years.

Posted at 6:24PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Cali is for wack jobs

23. What the hell? Now you're pretending that the world's most popular teen is faking a missing dog so she can get your attention! There is something seriously wrong with you people. You've gone from mean-spirited and juvenile to psychotic. Damn, now that Brit's getting her life together, it's become very apparent that you have NOTHING.

Posted at 6:25PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Tristania

24. You guys just keep hating on Miley , just because she can do no wrong. Thank God there is still some hope
for young people. The Lohan clan has an up and comer that i know will become better game.
Any ways keep up the great work TMZ. I enjoy tuning in almost daily.

Posted at 4:00PM on Apr 4th 2008 by Kanu mite

25. So i admit i love keeping up with this hollywood drama, but my GOD i am sick of this girl!!! So shes the next hilary duff ( cute kid, has a dumb show on disney, tries to sing but sucks, grows up and keeps this innocent/im so different from everybody else reputation while preaching about how shes so above all the partying in hollywood) WHO CARES!..and enough with the peace sign!!!

Posted at 6:33PM on Mar 31st 2008 by jesstar

26. It's funny how the aunt seemed oblivious to what happened to her dog, yet she's trying to point at Miley as to say, ask her. Then the mom, as to notice she's gonna get caught in a lie, makes a quick defense as to how they just frantically went to go look for the dog. I thought it was really pathetic when she's posing for the paps kissing the dog very slowly. How sad. Someone should bluntly ask her if her and her friend Mandy ...whatever her name is have had a more than friend relationship, cause they seem hella flirty with eachother.

Posted at 6:43PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Joseph Starr

27. I bet I can tell what's coming next. When can we expect an "expose" on Abigale Breslin and I suppose you'll call her a bitch as well. I hope you pay the consequences for calling a 15 year old a bitch.

Posted at 6:46PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Tristania

28. is it me or does anyone else think that TMZ is out for Miley Cyrus the way they went after Britney? TMZ seems to like to pick on little girls (most likely Harvey Levines idea) and cannot pick on the older stars. Just coming here and readingthe derogatory remarks about a young woman (calling her a bitch) shows a lack of respect for children. Maybe if Miley was a boy...Harvey Levine would stop!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:48PM on Mar 31st 2008 by TMZ PICKS ON KID STARS...WHAT IDIOTS TMZ STAFF ARE

29. This site is usually fairly entertaining, but calling a 15 year old girl a bitch because of a supposed lost dog issue is taking it too far. It's one thing that you all hover over her every move, but you can at least show a 15 year old girl a little respect by not calling her a bitch.

Posted at 6:48PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Jay

30. How about giving a "who gives a fluck" option on your cheesy poll?

Posted at 6:50PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Tristania

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