Miley's Lost Pooch? Bitch, Please!!

From the start, something seemed waaaay too fishy about Miley Cyrus' whole "lost dog" routine. The unnecessarily extravagant signage, the complete lack of real concern, the ridiculous funeral defense? Seem like a shameless attempt at publicity to you?!


Sorry, Miley. Not buyin' it. If you've got a lost dog on your hands, you get your a$$ out there and you find that damn thing! You don't doctor up a bunch of decorative art student projects and hope it finds its way back. You said it yourself, the dog has one-inch legs, how far could it have gone?

But the kicker? Who jettisons a dog you just found in the street to go to the Ivy? Really?

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31. Take down this pathetic post Harvey. Seriously, dude, you're attacking a 15 year old who went looking for a little lost dog.
Get a life and take this down. It's below even TMZ. Who knew the puddle depth around here could get any more shallow?

Leave her alone.

"Bitch"? Someone from her family should call you for an "exclusive" interview then spit right between your evil, beady, bastard eyes when you show up.

Posted at 6:56PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Jenny

32. Also, does anyone really believe TMZ's poll results? I'm sure they just make up numbers to make it look like people are agreeing with them. Honesty isn't a TMZ modus operendi.
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Posted at 6:59PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Tristania

33. It was real. Several of the posters did have dollar signs. The posters LOOKED like they were made by teenagers - which they were. I think, since Miley is saying she is a Christian, and thanking her Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, on live TV - at the Teen Choice Awards, that it is OBVIOUS they had been praying and asking God to help them find the dog. So, to them it was an answer to prayer. They probably felt like it was a miracle.....I don't think they were being dishonest, just Chrisitian - which can appear really wierd, especially in La-La Land or Hollywood.

Posted at 7:03PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Hideous

34. This bigger they are the harder they fall. Sure hope Miley does not disappoint us. Be very careful.

Posted at 7:04PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Seriously

35. Come on TMZ...The girl is 15 and is acting like a normal 15 year old...They have a name for grown up that stalk minors., they are called perverts...At least wait till she is 18, then you can go a try to destroy her life.....

Posted at 7:05PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Loco4u

36. hahahahahaha
COMPLETE PROOF IT'S FAKE!!!!
I find this hasterical
not what happened at all. This was my grandmas funeral, and the maltese walked up to the front door and we didn't know what to do with it so we put it in one of the bedrooms while we were gone. We thought we knew who the owner was but someone came to the door or something, the caterors didn't tell us exactly what happened. The point is, that's not what happened at all, we kept the dog in the houe because we didn't have time to deal with it.

Posted at 7:17PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Rachel Sherman

37. So a 15 year old gets emotional about a dog. This gives everyone a right to put her down? People, you need to check your priorities. There are more important things in this world to be negative about.

Posted at 7:09PM on Mar 31st 2008 by smartypants

38. It is very inappropriate to call a 15 year old a b-word! TMZ, you guys are really pathetic!

Posted at 7:43PM on Mar 31st 2008 by sawceena

39. TMZ... you must really be getting desperate for a story! Oh no, no one could ever show concern for an animal! All celebrity types have to be caught doing drugs or in the slammer for a DUI. There just could NEVER be ANYTHING going on in their lives that normal people do... like go out and look for a dog who ran out of the house. Shame on you TMZ. You are jaded for sure!

Posted at 7:11PM on Mar 31st 2008 by JD

40. First!

Ta!

Posted at 7:19PM on Mar 31st 2008 by CoolGirl2008

41. Kutcher could be behind this one....?

Posted at 7:21PM on Mar 31st 2008 by SUSAN

42. "unnecessarily extravagant signage"

You a$ $holes. That is what 15 year old girls do!
Get in touch with realityland. You people make me sick.

Posted at 7:25PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Jenny

43. I just watched to video. You guys are idiots. I don't think she needs to go to any trouble to get publicity.
You guys are up her ass all the time anyway. You post pictures of her doing nothing but flashing a peace sign.

Posted at 7:26PM on Mar 31st 2008 by SUSAN

44. Glad it was a happy ending Miley. Don't pay attention to adults that put you down.

Posted at 7:29PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Kelli

45. TMZ you have lost it! Milley Cyrus doesn't need to create publiicity. Get a life!

Posted at 1:40AM on Apr 2nd 2008 by libby

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