Miley's Lost Pooch? Bitch, Please!!

From the start, something seemed waaaay too fishy about Miley Cyrus' whole "lost dog" routine. The unnecessarily extravagant signage, the complete lack of real concern, the ridiculous funeral defense? Seem like a shameless attempt at publicity to you?!


Sorry, Miley. Not buyin' it. If you've got a lost dog on your hands, you get your a$$ out there and you find that damn thing! You don't doctor up a bunch of decorative art student projects and hope it finds its way back. You said it yourself, the dog has one-inch legs, how far could it have gone?

But the kicker? Who jettisons a dog you just found in the street to go to the Ivy? Really?

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61.
Are you serious? Calling a teenage girl a bitch? Get over yourselves, she pays your salary, you leaches.

Posted at 1:05AM on Apr 1st 2008 by mattymack

62. How about posting some real news. I could give a damn about some 15 year old girls lost dog! It amazes me the amount of time and energy spent on useless, stupid stories that are worth about as much as a two terd crap in a three cent bucket.

Posted at 2:27PM on Apr 1st 2008 by Me

63. This is trully disgusting. We have grown adults cussing a child in a "news article" I say that loosely. I dont know about California but where I live its consider a form of verbal abuse to call a child such a name. No matter how much she is in the public eye she is still a child. I cannot believe adults would lower themselves to attack a childs character. I pray for the one who happened to write this article and has such low standards to cuss a child. I usually dont look at tmz but a friend showed me this article sickening to pick on a child. You need help.

Posted at 11:09PM on Mar 31st 2008 by trully disgusted

64. How sad must your life be for you to curse and verbally assault a beautiful 15 year old girl? Yo mama must be so proud. Writer and TMZ, you have a very deep-seated problem-and it's more than just your hemorrhoids.

Posted at 11:36PM on Mar 31st 2008 by tmz, your day will come. can't wait

65. NO reason for her to make it up she has wayyyyyyyyyyy to much publisity as it is. I dont think she did, but who knows in hollywood. BUT I SAY NO

Posted at 11:50PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Shannon

66. TMZ,
You're a child molester. You do know how they're treated in the big house, don't you? Enjoy the ride.

Posted at 11:52PM on Mar 31st 2008 by you cocque sucker you

67. Calling a 15 year old girl a "bitch" for helping look for a lost dog? Good Lord. Just when you thought TMZ couldn't stoop any lower, they do.

Posted at 12:09AM on Apr 1st 2008 by James

68. FIRST!

Posted at 12:08AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Zippy

69. Dear TMZ,
I am sick and tired of you running an opinionated story and then having a poll at the bottom asking what readers think. WELL when you phrase the story to make it seem like this lost dog thing is phoney, then readers are going to believe it's not real. How about you write a non-biased story? Gossip columns are already fake enough, you should at least try for some objective journalism.

Posted at 12:11AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Cath

70. Yes, TMZ used to APPEAR at least to have standards. Not anymore.

(Are you going to delete this post? Funny thing is, I don't use foul language and you still delete me. You use all sorts of foul language in your posts and headings and delete those who criticize you. Interesting. Kinda like a former German dictator who wanted to rule the world.)

Posted at 12:34AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Zippy

71. i hope it WAS fake. because honestly, she did not seem to care at all.

Posted at 12:42AM on Apr 1st 2008 by sarah

72. TMZ will always pick on Miley, try to destroy her, because she and her family are Christians. Didn't you know that Christian-harassing is all the rage now? Christians are not yet protected by the hate crime and hate speech laws, but it will come to that.

TMZ can't stand a decent family. They only want families and celebrities that feed into their need for gossip, scandal, and cash. Harvey leads an expensive life, you know.

You'd better start fearing the wrath of God. The latest news from the scientific community is that God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah by tossing a half-mile wide meteor upon the two cities, wiping out all life.

Posted at 10:00PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by anonymous

73. tmz u guys are pathetic she's a kid for christs sakes... It's not like she's going around doing drugs and showing her vagina to everyone

Posted at 11:43PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by Sizz

74. I think it's the real deal- she looked natural w/out make-up, not all primped up and certainly not ready for a photo-op.
She doesn't need anymore publicity- she seems to be a normal kid. May God bless her for being a sweetie!
Come on people, she's not Paris or another unnamed person. Please, don't call this child a bitch! That is SO wrong!

Posted at 9:00AM on Apr 1st 2008 by LittleMissLatinMuffet

75. if you watch the video, you'll see that it's NOT HER dog she's looking for. it's her aunt's. so she's not that invested in this, thus her behavior. i'm glad she did try to find it, tho and that her neighbors were nice enough to keep track of the pooch as well. but seriously, what's the point in tearing into her like that when YOU GUYS were the ones who got the damn video up in the first place!? do you have nothing better to do now that brit's family has stepped up and started to treat her like she's FAMILY instead of a meal ticket? cause this is what it's look like to me!

Posted at 4:35AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Devynn

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