Miley's Lost Pooch? Bitch, Please!!

Posted Mar 31st 2008 5:25PM by TMZ Staff

From the start, something seemed waaaay too fishy about Miley Cyrus' whole "lost dog" routine. The unnecessarily extravagant signage, the complete lack of real concern, the ridiculous funeral defense? Seem like a shameless attempt at publicity to you?!

Sorry, Miley. Not buyin' it. If you've got a lost dog on your hands, you get your a$$ out there and you find that damn thing! You don't doctor up a bunch of decorative art student projects and hope it finds its way back. You said it yourself, the dog has one-inch legs, how far could it have gone?

But the kicker? Who jettisons a dog you just found in the street to go to the Ivy? Really?

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters, Miley Cyrus

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61. TMZ,
You're a child molester. You do know how they're treated in the big house, don't you? Enjoy the ride.

Posted at 11:52PM on Mar 31st 2008 by you cocque sucker you

62. FIRST!

Posted at 12:08AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Zippy

63. Calling a 15 year old girl a "bitch" for helping look for a lost dog? Good Lord. Just when you thought TMZ couldn't stoop any lower, they do.

Posted at 12:09AM on Apr 1st 2008 by James

64. Dear TMZ,
I am sick and tired of you running an opinionated story and then having a poll at the bottom asking what readers think. WELL when you phrase the story to make it seem like this lost dog thing is phoney, then readers are going to believe it's not real. How about you write a non-biased story? Gossip columns are already fake enough, you should at least try for some objective journalism.

Posted at 12:11AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Cath

65. Yes, TMZ used to APPEAR at least to have standards. Not anymore.

(Are you going to delete this post? Funny thing is, I don't use foul language and you still delete me. You use all sorts of foul language in your posts and headings and delete those who criticize you. Interesting. Kinda like a former German dictator who wanted to rule the world.)

Posted at 12:34AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Zippy

66. i hope it WAS fake. because honestly, she did not seem to care at all.

Posted at 12:42AM on Apr 1st 2008 by sarah

67.
Are you serious? Calling a teenage girl a bitch? Get over yourselves, she pays your salary, you leaches.

Posted at 1:05AM on Apr 1st 2008 by mattymack

68. if you watch the video, you'll see that it's NOT HER dog she's looking for. it's her aunt's. so she's not that invested in this, thus her behavior. i'm glad she did try to find it, tho and that her neighbors were nice enough to keep track of the pooch as well. but seriously, what's the point in tearing into her like that when YOU GUYS were the ones who got the damn video up in the first place!? do you have nothing better to do now that brit's family has stepped up and started to treat her like she's FAMILY instead of a meal ticket? cause this is what it's look like to me!

Posted at 4:35AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Devynn

69. A really lame excuse for any type of journalism when you have nothing to report on except a teenager. I guess those that are not successful in life criticize those that are, even if it is a teenager. Report on legitimate news stories, don't create ones to fill your need. Very poor excuse here TMZ!

Posted at 7:02AM on Apr 1st 2008 by dharma

70. God leave the girl alone , do you think herr parents would let her make up a story ?? I think not , Miley did a good thing , why slam her . please leave miley alone and wtg miley for keeping it real .

Posted at 7:47AM on Apr 1st 2008 by hannah montana fan

71. I think it's the real deal- she looked natural w/out make-up, not all primped up and certainly not ready for a photo-op.
She doesn't need anymore publicity- she seems to be a normal kid. May God bless her for being a sweetie!
Come on people, she's not Paris or another unnamed person. Please, don't call this child a bitch! That is SO wrong!

Posted at 9:00AM on Apr 1st 2008 by LittleMissLatinMuffet

72. #28 had it right on..
Harvey... TAKE THIS DOWN you bastard!

Posted at 9:53AM on Apr 1st 2008 by right on

73. This is the most rediculous article I have ever read. Even for TMZ To call a 15 year old names like you did. Are you so in need for something to write about. Miley does not need to do anything for attention. She is followed every where she goes. Leave her alone and go pick on someone your size.

Posted at 10:00AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Miley Fan

74. TMZ, I guess no one on your staff was ever 15 years old. The whole thing seems totally real to me. It seems as though without Britney making a fool of herself every night, you and your photogs have no idea what to do, so you're going after people who are not doing anything strange at all. Then you try to put your "evil" spin on it. Luckily, TMZ staffers are not intelligent enough to make a convincing argument.

Posted at 10:04AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Sheesh

75. People, she's FIFTEEN! This is what normal fifteen year-olds do. But, alas, we are used to them writhing onstage, skantily clad and waiting to check into rehab....

Posted at 10:24AM on Apr 1st 2008 by TDub

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