Miley's Lost Pooch? Bitch, Please!!

From the start, something seemed waaaay too fishy about Miley Cyrus' whole "lost dog" routine. The unnecessarily extravagant signage, the complete lack of real concern, the ridiculous funeral defense? Seem like a shameless attempt at publicity to you?!


Sorry, Miley. Not buyin' it. If you've got a lost dog on your hands, you get your a$$ out there and you find that damn thing! You don't doctor up a bunch of decorative art student projects and hope it finds its way back. You said it yourself, the dog has one-inch legs, how far could it have gone?

But the kicker? Who jettisons a dog you just found in the street to go to the Ivy? Really?

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76. A really lame excuse for any type of journalism when you have nothing to report on except a teenager. I guess those that are not successful in life criticize those that are, even if it is a teenager. Report on legitimate news stories, don't create ones to fill your need. Very poor excuse here TMZ!

Posted at 7:02AM on Apr 1st 2008 by dharma

77. Oh, please. If this were a fabricated trick, Miley would've been running around, crying, screaming and making a huge deal about it. Instead they handled it level-headedly, without panicing. And that warrants you calling her a bitch? Too much, TMZ, pretty pathetic.

Posted at 1:35PM on Apr 1st 2008 by JJ

78. God leave the girl alone , do you think herr parents would let her make up a story ?? I think not , Miley did a good thing , why slam her . please leave miley alone and wtg miley for keeping it real .

Posted at 7:47AM on Apr 1st 2008 by hannah montana fan

79. How is losing your dog a publicity stunt?? Leave Miley alone!!!!!! x x x

Posted at 1:35PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by saba

80. It seemed real to me. One time my cat went to the bank with my neighbor and she brought her back home to me. You guys know nothing about pets or animal lovers. I would totally do the same thing that she and her neighbors did.

Posted at 11:10AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Pet Lover

81. #28 had it right on..
Harvey... TAKE THIS DOWN you bastard!

Posted at 9:53AM on Apr 1st 2008 by right on

82. This is the most rediculous article I have ever read. Even for TMZ To call a 15 year old names like you did. Are you so in need for something to write about. Miley does not need to do anything for attention. She is followed every where she goes. Leave her alone and go pick on someone your size.

Posted at 10:00AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Miley Fan

83. TMZ, I guess no one on your staff was ever 15 years old. The whole thing seems totally real to me. It seems as though without Britney making a fool of herself every night, you and your photogs have no idea what to do, so you're going after people who are not doing anything strange at all. Then you try to put your "evil" spin on it. Luckily, TMZ staffers are not intelligent enough to make a convincing argument.

Posted at 10:04AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Sheesh

84. People, she's FIFTEEN! This is what normal fifteen year-olds do. But, alas, we are used to them writhing onstage, skantily clad and waiting to check into rehab....

Posted at 10:24AM on Apr 1st 2008 by TDub

85. It was totally real. What's wrong with you people. She's just a nice kid.

Posted at 11:11AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Pet Lover

86. If TMZ had any class at all, they would take down this post. Of course, I guess if they had any sense of appropriateness in the first place, they wouldn't use word play to call a 15yr old a "bitch."

They've censored many people who call them out on their so-called news stories, people who aren't even using foul language, and then they put up this type of crap. Hypocrites.

Posted at 11:37AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Sheesh

87. You people are so lame TMZ. Why in the world would Miley Cyrus *need* an excuse to whip up some publicity? She's the hottest thing going right now - but then again - that's why you're picking apart an innocent 15 yr old, isn't it! She did absolutely *nothing* fishy and you idiots are the fishy a**es if you ask moi. Go find another celeb to leach off of.

Posted at 11:46AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Gina

88. You really are pathetic TMZ! Honestly, I think if someone isn't knocked up, on drugs, or part of some scandal, you don't know how to act. Do us all a favor and save your ridiculous name calling for the real losers out there. There are plenty of them, and Miley isn't one of them!

Posted at 11:51AM on Apr 1st 2008 by JD

89. Two words: Ashton Kutcher

Is that how you spell his name? Anyway, I think its a bad acting job for the new show that's intent on embarassing the media.

Posted at 11:57AM on Apr 1st 2008 by Molly6

90. This kid is a Disney product. That right there proves there is FRAUD all over it.

Posted at 9:22AM on Apr 2nd 2008 by Roger C.

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