Miley's Lost Pooch? Bitch, Please!!

From the start, something seemed waaaay too fishy about Miley Cyrus' whole "lost dog" routine. The unnecessarily extravagant signage, the complete lack of real concern, the ridiculous funeral defense? Seem like a shameless attempt at publicity to you?!


Sorry, Miley. Not buyin' it. If you've got a lost dog on your hands, you get your a$$ out there and you find that damn thing! You don't doctor up a bunch of decorative art student projects and hope it finds its way back. You said it yourself, the dog has one-inch legs, how far could it have gone?

But the kicker? Who jettisons a dog you just found in the street to go to the Ivy? Really?

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91. She as one of the comments says is the HOT thing right now and needs no publicity whatsoever.
Although i don't plan on critizing your news since i have a nice time watching it.

Posted at 2:18PM on Apr 1st 2008 by Clau

92. TMZ has fixed on yet another money maker while Britney is on the down low! Little Miley does fit into their criteria, lets see 1 – makes more money in a year than everyone in the TMZ office combined – check 2- The same amount of people adore her as despise Harvey and his crew – check 3- At 15 is further along with her lifetime career path than everybody who works at TMZ.- check 4- Actual cares about people and how they feel while TMZ – Check, check and check – you all get the point. Please someone from AOL stop your little bastard stepchild, I mean division, before it’s to late…

Posted at 12:14PM on Apr 1st 2008 by ChangeTMZ

93. Leave her alone. She is a child and doesn't deserve to be followed around by your stupid photographers. If she is on stage performing or at a premier, fine. Out looking for a lost dog or hanging out with her girlfriends, stay the hell away. You guys are so like leeches, the bottom of the barrell in the media. She is a child and deserves to be left alone. I'd like to see Billy Ray kick some city ass for messing with this daughter, and I'm sure I"m not alone.

Posted at 1:53PM on Apr 1st 2008 by Who cares

94. I LOVE THAT SWEET BITCH!

Posted at 4:18PM on Apr 1st 2008 by NOBODY YOU KNOW

95. I definitely agree with #73, that #28 hit the nail right on the head.
seriously, who cares if it supposedly is a fraud. she was looking for her dog. big woop .. you people got wayy to much time on your hands.

Posted at 2:25PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by Cori

96. you guys r so stupid

Posted at 5:47PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by #1mileyfan

97. OMG! she can't even act on her show. she is such a whore, I mean one sec she was like "If I don't find that dog my aunt will furfing kill me." and next she is like making out the the little dog when the paperazzi are snapping pictures of her. am I the only one who knows Miley is a Lamo/badactress?

Posted at 4:59PM on Apr 1st 2008 by AnnaThinksMileyisaBEEp

98. I can't think of anyone who deserves to be called a Bitch more than a teenage girl, they are all little bitches.

Posted at 5:03PM on Apr 1st 2008 by I HATE TEENAGERS

99. TMZ,
As Bob Marley sang, "every day you put the bucket in the well; one day the bottom will drop out." It dropped out for you today. Miley plants good seed and you say, "kill them before they grow." You do know what happened to sheriff John Brown, don't you?

Posted at 6:28PM on Apr 1st 2008 by i swear it was in self-defense

100. #35 Rachel Sherman is so right. We were going to her grandma's funeral and didn't have time to deal with the dog because the limo was already waiting for us.

Posted at 9:59PM on Apr 1st 2008 by Christine Estandarte

101. yeah none of them seemed to upset about the Dog. Miley and her family just love all the attention from the paps. The next Paris in the making.

Posted at 10:15PM on Apr 1st 2008 by mileysucks

102. UGH...enough of this one. The whole thing stinks, and I'm sure they thought it was an uber cute publicity stunt, but the problem is if you guys are always around with cameras, then SHE'LL KEEP DOING THIS CRAP. And wtf was with that pap buying her a necklace? DUDE, she's not your new best friend, the only reason she's talking to you is because you have a camera.

And people PLEASE stop defending her like she's a sweet innocent 15 year old girl...she's totally aware of her fame, has a one-hit wonder for a parent (so of course she's looking at 'longevity') and WILL grow into a Paris-Nicole-Lindsay douche.

Let's turn the cameras AWAY from her now please. Time for someone cool.

Posted at 8:23AM on Apr 2nd 2008 by Cam

103. what an attention whore!

she's annoying and needs to go away.

Posted at 11:02PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by mileysucks

104. Ok, so we all enjoy a little celebrity gossip as a guilty pleasure, but TMZ just takes it too far it seems. I visit this site a few times a week. You know, "What'd she name her baby?" "Did they get married?" etc. But to call a fifteen year old girl a bitch, to pick on a little girl, I mean, c'mon. How shameless can you be? We've all fed right into it. They are simply trying to one-up all the other celebrity gossips and in the process they have completely lost any respect they may have had. I will not visit this site again. I will get my information elsewhere, where at least they don't have to lower themselves to such pitiful stories. Shame.

Posted at 4:14PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Fed Up

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