Wolfgang Van Halen is the 17-year-old son of Jenny Craig spokesperson Valerie Bertinelli and ex-husband/Van Halen lead guitarist Eddie Van Halen.
Eddie went to rehab in 2007 and -- due to an undisclosed health crisis -- had to interrupt Van Halen's tour earlier this month. Valerie has lost over 40 lbs on Jenny Craig.
Proving the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Wolfgang is ... currently the bassist for Van Halen.
Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 6) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsEddie used to be cute back in the day. Valerie has always been cute. It certainly did not transfer to this pumpkin-headed kid.
I think Wolfie needs to get on Jenny Craig stat! He is too young to be that heavy.
I just threw up. You would think they would at least fix the kid's teeth.
"6. I just threw up. You would think they would at least fix the kid's teeth.
Posted at 2:06PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Mistysmom"
Actually there's nothing wrong with the KID'S teeth. The dad's however ...
SHE USED TO BE CUTE... LOOKS SCARY NOW!!! HUSBAND IS OLD AND DECREPIT LOOKING....STAINED TEETH...
STRAGGLY HAIR... ALL WRINKLY SKIN....PHEWWWWW!!!
NO WONDER THE KID GOT DEALT A BAND HAND!!!
CINDY LETS PUT UP YOUR PICTURE AND I READY TO SLING SOME TURDS AT YOU!!!
NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE... WERE ALL ANIMALS IN A FEEDING FRENZY OF HATE!!!
Eddie...Eddie...Eddie. Please get your teeth fixed. But then again, you are a walking billboard for not smoking.
Oh my gosh! Valerie has always been so pretty even a little overweight, but come on Eddie thats just plain crazy why anyone wouldn't take care of their teeth any better than that! i wouldn't kiss that man for a billion dollars. Gross!!!
No wonder she cheated on him, I wouldn't touch that mouth either!
It should be noted that this photo of Eddie is almost two years old. It was taken prior to him going to rehab the first time. Clearly you can see the tole that drugs, alcohol and cigarettes can take on someone. Eddie no longer looks anything like this. He's gotten his teeth whitened and straightened. His hair has been cut (short). And he's gained back some weight. In all, he looks great. Yes, it is true he's back into rehab, at the request of his son. Like most addicts, there are relapses. But he's making an effort. I realize this photo was chosen for provocative purposes, but honestly TMZ, it's really cliche. Why not show everyone a photo that represents Edward now. Have at least a pittance of class.
-J.
He's a cute very talented kid and not everbody's bone structure is small and built like a rail or scarecrow. He could probably break a few of you puny guys in half.

















