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Wolfgang Van Halen is the 17-year-old son of Jenny Craig spokesperson Valerie Bertinelli and ex-husband/Van Halen lead guitarist Eddie Van Halen.

Eddie went to rehab in 2007 and -- due to an undisclosed health crisis -- had to interrupt Van Halen's tour earlier this month. Valerie has lost over 40 lbs on Jenny Craig.

Proving the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Wolfgang is ... currently the bassist for Van Halen.



Tags: Eddie Van Halen, EddieVanHalen, Valerie Bertinelli, ValerieBertinelli, Wolfgang Van Halen, WolfgangVanHalen

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1. god dang....

Posted at 1:58PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Gal in STL

2. Eddie,
I love ya man, always have, but those grey teeth gotta go!!

Posted at 1:59PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Althea

3. Eddie used to be cute back in the day. Valerie has always been cute. It certainly did not transfer to this pumpkin-headed kid.

Posted at 2:01PM on Mar 31st 2008 by ReneeNW

4. Ewww, hopefuly Wolfie has better dental practice then dad.

Posted at 2:01PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Leslie

5. I think Wolfie needs to get on Jenny Craig stat! He is too young to be that heavy.

Posted at 2:02PM on Mar 31st 2008 by HILLARY STEP ASIDE

6. I just threw up. You would think they would at least fix the kid's teeth.

Posted at 2:06PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Mistysmom

7. "6. I just threw up. You would think they would at least fix the kid's teeth.

Posted at 2:06PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Mistysmom"

Actually there's nothing wrong with the KID'S teeth. The dad's however ...

Posted at 2:09PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Lax

8. Look at Eddie's teeth they are nasty!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:10PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Emo

9. And now here come the turds to talk garbage about a child. Nice.

Posted at 4:30PM on Mar 31st 2008 by cindy

10. SHE USED TO BE CUTE... LOOKS SCARY NOW!!! HUSBAND IS OLD AND DECREPIT LOOKING....STAINED TEETH...
STRAGGLY HAIR... ALL WRINKLY SKIN....PHEWWWWW!!!

NO WONDER THE KID GOT DEALT A BAND HAND!!!

Posted at 2:13PM on Mar 31st 2008 by NUMbnuts

11. CINDY LETS PUT UP YOUR PICTURE AND I READY TO SLING SOME TURDS AT YOU!!!

NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE... WERE ALL ANIMALS IN A FEEDING FRENZY OF HATE!!!


Posted at 2:16PM on Mar 31st 2008 by NUMbnuts

12. Eddie...Eddie...Eddie. Please get your teeth fixed. But then again, you are a walking billboard for not smoking.

Posted at 2:19PM on Mar 31st 2008 by TLC

13. Oh my gosh! Valerie has always been so pretty even a little overweight, but come on Eddie thats just plain crazy why anyone wouldn't take care of their teeth any better than that! i wouldn't kiss that man for a billion dollars. Gross!!!

Posted at 2:19PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Misty

14. They make ugly baby together!

Posted at 2:31PM on Mar 31st 2008 by ME

15. No wonder she cheated on him, I wouldn't touch that mouth either!

Posted at 2:34PM on Mar 31st 2008 by tracey

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