Simon Loves His Heinies

3/31/2008 1:36 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Simon Cowell may know a thing or two about singing, but he needs to brush up on his open alcohol container laws.


The British loudmouth left Ago last night with an open Heineken bottle in hand. Law enforcement tells us Simon could have been ticketed for illegally drinking in public. At least he wasn't Lohaning driving.