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Janice Makes an Ass Out of Herself

4/1/2008 1:37 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Janice Dickinson -- the Earth's first supermodel -- went on a bender in Maui on Monday. She's America's next bottom model.

Unlike her face, there are some parts of Janice that are still movable.

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Christopher    

So Janice is open for business. She's so tacky.

2339 days ago
17.

Lucy Phoenix    

Christy B: You'd have wrinkles on your waist if you bent over - unless you're too fat to bend. Just swallow your vomit and shut up.

Mrs. Bushmann: Get off the computer and clean up your filthy house. Make sure your children aren't eating paint chips while you ignore them.

Janet is a crazy woman - she knows she is - she enjoys the attention - and she has more money than any of you will ever make.
She's just saying Kiss My Ass. losers!

2339 days ago
18.

TMZhires13yearolds    

I love Janice. She took lemons, made lemonade and had a party! You go, girl. Must be sad for those of you who are so bitter at such a young age. Make lemonade.

2339 days ago
19.

nataliec    

4. Jealous much #2? Christ, calm down. Someone's having a bad day. She looks EXCELLENT for her age.

Posted at 1:10PM on Apr 1st 2008 by NIK

hey idiot Nik...no she looks like yo wrinkled mama....and aint jealous over some obnoxious bitch....join her bit*h

2339 days ago
20.

baby girl    

Her family must be so proud

2339 days ago
21.

Boudica    

Does she know that being the first supermodel, and the first to become passe, makes herthe first supermodel has-been? She is like a joke, people watch to laugh at her!

2339 days ago
22.

nataliec    

18. Christy B: You'd have wrinkles on your waist if you bent over - unless you're too fat to bend. Just swallow your vomit and shut up.

Mrs. Bushmann: Get off the computer and clean up your filthy house. Make sure your children aren't eating paint chips while you ignore them.

Janet is a crazy woman - she knows she is - she enjoys the attention - and she has more money than any of you will ever make.
She's just saying Kiss My Ass. losers!



Posted at 2:19PM on Apr 1st 2008 by Lucy Phoenix

Says one skank for another....lucy you can kiss that wrinkled ass if you like.......now you let the world know that you would kiss janoices old wrinkled tired ass with joy......ass kisser

2339 days ago
23.

Bob    

Who’s your favorite girl on RISQUE AGENCY?

2339 days ago
24.

Vanilla Cokehead    

"We now consecrate the bond of obedience. Assume the position!
(WHACK!)

Thank you sir, may I have another?
(WHACK!)

Thank you sir, may I have another?"
(WHACK!)

(....)

2339 days ago
25.

Ooooo Noooo!    

"Oh, company at the back door! Come, on in!"

2339 days ago
26.

OCD    



She's definitely not your bridge club, tea and crumpets type, is she?


2339 days ago
27.

smuttvgirl    

She claims to be soo professional. How professional is that? It just goes to show you her ass is as dirty as her mouth!

2339 days ago
28.

nataliec    

now with that pose she looks a little human....fugly beyotch...disgusting old ass whore

2339 days ago
29.

sm    

FUNNY..... THOSE BOOBS JUST DON'T MOVE.

2339 days ago
30.

Biker 1957    

I wanna bang her and I wanna kill her. And I don't care in which order.

2339 days ago
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