Breaking News!!!! Prince A-Hole A-Fraud

4/2/2008 1:53 PM PDT
When you're a notorious loser, it kinda makes sense to get wasted during lunch at the Ivy to wash over your troubles. But Von A-Hole has figured out that he's more valuable sober and insane.

So watch the stupidest stunt we've seen in a long time -- or at least since the Lisa Rinna story we posted an hour ago.