Heather Faker than Wooden Leg

Posted Apr 3rd 2008 12:04PM by TMZ Staff

Now that Brit Brit is living la vida non-loca, Heather Mills tries desperately to fill the pop tart's crazy shoes, er wig.

Milling around Newark airport, McCartney's ex got a hold of Britney's left-over disguise props - Stupid wig? Check. Big sunglasses? Check. Fanny pack? Fanny pack?? - WTF?

There was no sign of daughter Beatrice - she must be riding with the cargo. Or maybe she's with Adnan!