Celebrity Justice
Chris Between Rock and Hard Place

A nervous Chris Rock nervously walked into Federal court this morning, ready to nervously testify in the Anthony Pellicano wiretapping case. Did we mention he was nervous?

A freaked-out Rock took the stand for roughly 15 minutes to talk about a most uncomfortable subject -- DNA and baby mamas. As we already reported, Rock's attorney hired the P.I. to the stars to investigate Monica Zsibrita, who had claimed she and Rock had hooked up, and that he was the father of her child. DNA proved otherwise, so Zsibrita changed her tune, alleging Rock raped her. That's when a stressed-out Rock got on the horn with Pellicano, and it was all caught on tape.

On the stand today, Rock was asked what -- if anything -- he knew about Pellicano's tactics, to which he replied, he didn't know jack.

As for the rape allegations, Rock testified, "I'm here a free man, I didn't do anything wrong. You know I didn't do anything wrong!"



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31. I doubt very much that Chris Rock knows anything about that man's business practices. And as for that so called woman who first claimed he was her child's father and when that prove false and now is claiming he raped her, she is just out for money, nothing else but a gold digger and slut for money. I bet he never even when out with the woman, let alone met her other than maybe hi at a party if even that. I think she has mental problems.

Posted at 9:13PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Cheryl

32. Mr Rock made a mistake(as did Kwame Kilpatrick of Detroit} But to be relentlessly stalked by the Paparazzi is wrong to.The gal who is claiming rape should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law As far as him being racist well thats his bussiness

Posted at 9:28PM on Apr 6th 2008 by bart

33. 1. Rock is pretty cool.

I think he should run for political office when he gets older.

Posted at 12:26PM on Apr 4th 2008 by Bryce Childres


ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND!?!?

Posted at 9:36PM on Apr 6th 2008 by doc

34. he is guilty, nervous, he knows he did something wrong... oh course. just another n.....

Posted at 10:05PM on Apr 6th 2008 by jamcelr

35. Paris hilton raped me too and i had her baby now give me a zillion dollars please!!!

Posted at 9:43PM on Apr 6th 2008 by smellyolddog

36. First of all I love Chris Rock he is way beyond funny,it's sad that some women think that entertainers are easy targets.Get a job girlfriend and stop screwing for gold,and don't even think about collecting welfare because taxpayers don't want to be screwed by you eather.

Posted at 10:15PM on Apr 6th 2008 by tigerlillyflies

37. CHRIS ROCK IS A RACIST. HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOW THAT? EVERYTIME HE OPENS HIS MOUTH OUT COMES A RACIST JOKE OR STATEMENT. HE'S NO BETTER THAN JERRY FARTWELL.

Posted at 10:21PM on Apr 6th 2008 by jocko

38. I agree, Chris Rock is a racist and a pretty obnoxious one at that. His innocence or guilt in this matter doesn't change my low opinion of him.

Posted at 10:21PM on Apr 6th 2008 by c hill

39. I wonder if Monica Zsibrita is friends with Lisa Micelli? They sound like two of a kind.

Posted at 10:37PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Kelly

40. Micelli? Miceli? Either way they are both whackjpbs!

Posted at 10:48PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Kelly

41. oops! Make that whackjobs :o)

Posted at 10:51PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Kelly

42. Serena Williams just might be a man. In any event, she/he is the ugliest person in the history of this planet. Oh, Chris is a Rock-head.

Posted at 10:56PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Jim

43. CHRIS ROCKS CLAIMS HE IS A COMEDIAN.

SOME COMEDIAN HE IS. HE TALKS CRAP

ABOUT WHITES IN THE SAME WAY THAT DON

IMUS DID....ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT TOLERATE

HIS CRAP IN THE NAME OF COMEDY..... A RACIST

IS A RACIST IS A RACIST.....BLACK, WHITE OR ANY

OTHER COLOR

Posted at 11:30PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Dennis P.

44. how about putting the bitch on a lie box and doing a dna that should answer a lot of important questions..

Posted at 11:42PM on Apr 6th 2008 by jim d'agostino

45. chris hates white people like obama. he should never run for office hopefully people wont continue to vote for obama just because of his color like they have been doing

Posted at 11:14PM on Apr 9th 2008 by notafanofchris

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