Hillary's Got Junk in the Trunk

1. First. I like Hillary.

Posted at 10:06AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Mindelah

2. OMG, you people are complete idiots. Its the job of the secret service to protect these people. Seat belt use is not an issue here. Every see them riding on the running boards of the presidents limo? Or running along side? Please hire someone with at least a high school education to write these stories, the moronic teen-agers you have now are starting to seriously annoy me.

Posted at 10:05AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Celebrity what?

3. "celebrity what" is right. you guys are grasping at straws here.

Posted at 10:09AM on Apr 4th 2008 by me

4. What kind of retarded monkeys has TMZ hired to write these stories? You're talking about seat belt law violations with reference to the secret service protection of a candidate. Sheesh.

Posted at 10:10AM on Apr 4th 2008 by TMZ has jumped the shark

5. BREAKING NEWS: SECRET SERVICE AGENT CAUGHT JAYWALKING

Posted at 10:23AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Mookie

6. Who cares? This is not news.

Posted at 10:31AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Not News

7. Another great story by your lame staff. Will it ever end? What next...breaking news about Britney cheating on Starbucks with Dunkin' Donuts. LOL Please! Need a whole new staff.

Posted at 10:32AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Laura924

8. this is so unrelatied but i think secret agents are so cool.. eye hawking people and being so mysterious.. lol.. the always look cool

Posted at 10:40AM on Apr 4th 2008 by me

9. Go Hillary! You're the best wo-man for the undaunting challenges to be resolved by the present White House administration!

Posted at 10:50AM on Apr 4th 2008 by savethemiddleclass

10. i meant unrelated.. and the first word of the last sentence was meant to be they not the

Posted at 10:42AM on Apr 4th 2008 by me

11. WTF kind of story is this? This isn't even relevant.

Posted at 10:46AM on Apr 4th 2008 by John

12. The secret service could roof surf on a care if it was needed. TMZ apparently needs a story so bad that they are scraping the very bottom of the barrel for one. Some of the writers are such big idiots that I believe only about 1/4th of what I read on TMZ. Some of your stories are pretty cool but most are on the National Enquirer level. Pretty soon you will be in such a need for a story, that you will start doing the, "An Alien Is My Baby Daddy" type of stories. If TMZ would stop being so misleading with some of their stories and stick to the facts, your credibility would jump 1000 percent. But TMZ is adamant on staying in the gutter with such rags as the Enquirer, that they will never rise to the level of a legitimate publication.
Get your head out of your ass TMZ

Posted at 10:51AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Katrina Harrison

13. It's called a post-up. Standard SS practice.

Posted at 10:52AM on Apr 4th 2008 by Mike Baker

14. There's a rumor, and I cant confirm this yet, that one or more of the SS agents was actually seen escorting Hillary inside.

Shocking, if true.

Posted at 11:05AM on Apr 4th 2008 by hedda hopper

15. Seat belts have nothing to do with being prez! Ya'll are stupid. I can't believe I even read this crap.

Posted at 11:02AM on Apr 4th 2008 by JulMal